"Kunlun Sect?"
Everyone in the Five Immortals Sect looked at Dong Huazi.
Ye Guhong said: "It was the Kunlun sect who traveled thousands of miles to come to our aid. This sect learned that the Ming sect wanted to unite with your sect and came to attack."
Long Kongkong said: "In this way, the Kunlun Sect can be considered loyal..."
Ye Guhong looked at Dong Huazi, meaning that I have finished my good words for you.
Donghuazi raised his hand decisively: "The leader has learned clearly that if a poor Taoist just swears and talks without proof, you may not be able to feel at ease in your heart. A poor Taoist has no talent. I am willing to follow the example of the three helmsmen and become a member of your sect to gauge your intentions. "
Ye Guhong raised his eyebrows and thought, "I underestimated you, Dong Huazi!" As expected of someone who wants to be the leader, you really want to take the chance!
Everyone in the Five Immortals Sect was also stunned.
"whee!"
Suddenly Hua Centiped covered his mouth and smiled, his eyes moved, and he said with a smile: "This fat man is actually an honest man. He knows that most of his words are lies, and he has to show his true intentions with his actions. But this is very difficult. The five immortals of this sect must be envoys. The four elders who are marrying Ye Guhong, whether they elope or not, all have their wives, and Yunying seems to be the only one waiting to be married..."
As he spoke, he looked at the leader Long Kongkong with a smile.
Dong Huazi's old face turned red, and his heart was beating fast.
Just shouting secretly, Master Dao just pretended to be a book boy this time to help Ye Xiaozi cooperate. Unexpectedly, Master Dao is the real protagonist. Tsk, tsk, look at the appearance and figure of this leader, he must be flying!
He lowered his head, but raised his eyes at the corner of his eyes, taking a peek at the leader's coquettish body. It was so charming and graceful, and the itching sensation in his heart was all over his body. He stood there shaking and shaking, and couldn't help but want to do it. Light comes.
Long waved his hands in the air, his face was as solemn as a Bodhisattva's, with no hint of charm at all? The righteous words said: "This Taoist master doesn't have to be like this. We are all sons and daughters of the world, and what we talk about is the word righteousness. In fact, we are all willing to believe the oath you have sworn. Uh-huh, you can just swear an oath casually. You Just follow my example and say this——"
She puffed up her cheeks, pretending to be a fat person, and said in a loud voice: "Donghuazi, a poor Taoist disciple of Kunlun, hereby swears that if he reveals a word of what he has learned today to others, he will die miserably among the Five Immortals Sect. In the poisonous cave, eh, eh, spiders eat the eyes, centipedes devour the hearts, poisonous snakes bite the organs, scorpions swallow the skin and flesh, and toads suck the soul. They will suffer forever and never escape."
After speaking, he took out a breath of fragrance and said with a smile: "There is no need to talk about heaven and earth as proof and the sun and moon as mirrors. We are all good friends, so just feel free to say whatever you want. At worst, I will wait until I hear the news in the world and personally I’ll just catch you and fulfill my oath.”
Donghuazi's face was as pale as earth. Seeing the woman's expression changing, speaking such vicious curses in an innocent tone, the fire all over her body turned into cold sweat. With a bitter look on her face, she swore an oath in accordance with Long Kongkong's words, word by word.
I secretly made up my mind to not sleep in the same room with others from now on, lest I reveal my secrets by talking in my sleep.
After making the oath, Long Kongkong opened his eyes wide, covered his mouth with his hand, and Jiao Didi said to Hua Centipede and Ling Chan: "Look at this Taoist Master, he is such an honest person. The slave family joked with him, but he actually swore an oath." .”
The two elders rolled their eyes together.
Long Kongkong chuckled for a while, then put on the air of being a leader again, Yun Danfeng said lightly: "We fought for a long time, talked for a long time, and didn't even ask my friends to take a sip. They spread the word and said that my Five Immortals Sect is stingy. ! Come on, let’s go to the house and talk.”
He turned back to the hall and led the elders and helmsman to take their seats. Compared with before, there were nearly half fewer people at once, and the empty chairs looked much deserted.
Zixiao called a few maids, moved some seats, and asked Ye Guhong and Donghuazi to sit down. Then Long Kongkong said: "It's not easy for a good friend to come here, and he has done his best for me, Zixiao, Go and get two gourds of five-treasure honey brew, and invite you two to taste them."
Zi Scorpion nodded and took Snow Centipede with him. He came back a short time later, holding a silver gourd in one hand and a small bowl in each hand.
When Donghuazi saw it, his eyes flashed. He had seen this gourd before. It was exactly what Snow Centipede asked Ye Guhong to drink on the way to the Five Immortals Sect.
He saw that this thing seemed to be of great benefit to the cultivation of internal energy, and he was extremely envious at that time. Now that he saw that he was also a part of it, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Secretly said: This poisonous oath is not unfair, the people of the Five Immortals Sect are really generous...
Then he saw Snow Centipede frowning and said to Ye Guhong in a low voice: "It is the rule of this religion that if this wine is given to guests to taste, it must be poured into a bowl as usual. You are not allowed not to drink it, otherwise I will be cruel to you."
Ye Guhong thought of the strong fishy smell lingering in his throat, his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I will never let down the girl's kindness."
Dong Huazi said with a smile: "Junior Brother Ye is young after all, and his knowledge is not wide-ranging after all. Unlike me, senior brother, I drank everything from snake blood wine to deer blood wine. A manly man should talk and laugh calmly even if he drank with people's heads." , what are you afraid of...eh?"
While he was talking, he saw Snow Centipede and Purple Scorpion each pouring the wine from the silver gourd into the silver bowl. The wine was like honey, slightly yellow in color, sticky in texture, and rich in floral fragrance. That's all. The key is pouring. Upside down, pop, pop, several soaked and slimy little animals fell into the wine bowl one after another.
They are: a green snake, a colorful spider, a scorpion with a black star on a black background, a golden centipede, and a red and blue toad!
Moreover, this wine had probably been brewed for a long time, and the skins of the snakes and toads had melted a little, and their internal organs were clearly visible.
A gust of wind blew across the hall, and the rich floral fragrance faded slightly, and an extremely strong fishy smell suddenly emerged.
"Ugh!" "Ugh!"
Ye Guhong and Dong Huazi both retched.
Long Kongkong sat back on the high throne, half-lying like a beautiful, boneless snake, with two white calves resting on the side armrests, swaying with two delicate white feet, and said with a smile: "This is the highest etiquette of our Five Immortals Sect. Anyone who doesn't drink it is looking down on our Five Immortals Sect!"
Ye Guhong and Dong Huazi looked at each other.
After all, Ye Guhong had drunk it once. Although he swallowed it directly into the mouth of the gourd and did not see these poisonous insects, the special touch when it passed his throat made him vaguely guess the content.
At that moment, he forced a smile and said: "Haha, senior brother is well-informed, so a bowl of wine like this is no problem. I'll do it first out of respect, little brother."
As he spoke, he picked up the silver bowl, raised his head, and drank a lot. Then he lit up the bottom of the bowl and said vaguely: "Ugh! Ugh! Senior brother, please!"
Dong Huazi's face was ashen, he gritted his teeth three times and picked up the bowl, looked at the little toad's bulging eyes, and put it down three times.
Long Kongkong sighed and said: "This wine is sealed and stored for a long time. If it is exposed to the air for too long, the efficacy of the medicine will be greatly reduced. If this Taoist master really can't drink it, let your junior brother do it for you."
Dong Huazi glanced at Ye Guhong and thought, "You have hooked up with the girl, you have also learned martial arts. Apart from working hard and swearing poison, Taoist master has not gained any benefits at all. If you drink all this wine, , Master Dao, didn’t he come to serve as your foil for nothing?
Thinking of this, a wave of bad breath arose in his heart, and he said loudly: "Drink whatever you want."
Tons tons tons tons! He raised the bowl and finished it, and then he felt the fishy smell rising up. He quickly covered his mouth, retched heavily, and with a puff, a small snake's tail came out of his nostrils.
Donghuazi didn't want to be looked down upon. He pinched the snake with two fingers and pulled it out, then swallowed it again with a grunt.
This horrifying scene made the leader, elders, Snow Centipede and Purple Scorpion all look back in shock.
Donghuazi forced himself to exercise, and after a while he stopped feeling nauseated. He felt that he had finally regained the game, and looked around with a sword drawn on his face, and said proudly: "Today, I want to let Junior Brother Ye know that Donghua will never be weak in his life." To people!”
(End of chapter)
