Long Kongkong's three sentences "never leave the white snake" made Ye Guhong speechless.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Long Kongkong said angrily: "Hua Centipede and Ling Chan, do you see what I said before? Men are born with the ability to pretend to be deaf and dumb. Even at such a young age, this guy has done this. He’s very familiar with the tricks.”
After hearing this, Hua Centipede and Ling Chan looked at their respective men fiercely.
The helmsman of the Python God was flustered and said: "Hua Centipede, listen to me. I am not pretending to be deaf and dumb. I am indeed honest and dull."
Hua Centipede is petite in stature, with an oval face and apricot eyes, and a shrewd expression. Those two eyes flickered in their sockets. He narrowed his eyes and stared at the Python God and said, "Are you really just pretending?"
The python god was at a loss, looking left and right, and suddenly took out a gourd from his back. He took a few sips, looked at the flower centipede and smiled: "Oh, hehe..."
The water flowed out from the corners of his mouth, like a big fool in the village.
Hua Centipede smiled sweetly, pushed Snow Centipede away from her arms, took a handkerchief and wiped him clean carefully, looked at Long Kongkong and said proudly: "I told you earlier, my man is really honest."
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing nodded repeatedly: "Ling Chan, we are also introverted and taciturn, truly honest people..."
The spirit toad has a body like Yang Fei, plump and lovely, with skin and flesh like mutton fat and white jade, with big cherry lips and long eyelashes.
After hearing what the two husbands said, he turned his head and sneered: "When you two are alone together, you have endless things to talk about. When you see me, you have nothing to say. The devil knows what you are thinking."
Ye Guhong interrupted: "Actually, the juniors probably know what the two of them said!"
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing's eyes were panicked, but Ling Chan's eyes lit up, and he pointed at him with his white and tender hands: "My dear nephew, come on, come on, come on, we have agreed, my aunt will reward you heavily!"
Ye Guhong said with a smile: "Actually, it's easy to guess. I just thought that if I were one of these two uncles, I would naturally be angry when I saw the other..."
He turned his head as if looking at a person, raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Huh! Let me tell you, surnamed Ding, the only one in Lingchan's heart loves me the most!"
Then he turned his head back, widened his eyes, and said in a different voice: "Ha, what a dream, of course she loves me the most."
"It's me!" "It's me!" "It's me!" "It's me, it's me!"
He turned his head back and forth, imitating the two of them quarreling, and spread his hands: "I will never finish talking like this in my lifetime. Two uncles, I wonder if this junior's guess is correct?"
The two people nodded like chickens pecking at rice, and said in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, we are arguing like this every day when we carry the toad on our backs."
Zhou Yuanya added: "Sometimes I really want to have a fight."
Ding Luoxing shook his head and said, "But I'm afraid of hurting him and making my spirit toad sad."
When Ling Chan heard this, tears suddenly welled up in his big eyes. He quickly squeezed in between the two of them, hugged them from both sides and said, "Don't say that. No matter how much you two hurt anyone, I will feel uncomfortable in my heart. From now on, You are not allowed to think wildly, the slave family’s heart has been equally divided between you two, and there is no room for a third person.”
After saying that, she angrily said to Hua Shun: "We should never pay attention to the person named Long again. She doesn't have a husband, but she comes to sow discord between us and our husbands."
Hua Centipede realized: "Exactly! Otherwise why did the old leader choose her to be the leader? It's because she has a lot of heart!"
Long Kongkong rolled his eyes and sighed: "Let the foreigners stay here, can't you two save some face for me?"
Hua Centipede said: "What kind of foreigner? This is my obedient son-in-law."
Snow Centipede was overjoyed and quickly stepped forward to hold Hua Centipede's hand and raised her face high.
Long Kongkong sneered and said: "If he is an ordinary man, no matter how handsome he is, if your Snow Centipede wants him, White Snake will definitely be too lazy to compete. However, this boy is an innate holy body, and this generation of Five Immortals envoys is considered to be very lucky. You must never think of being the best.”
Lingchan was puzzled and asked her two husbands in a low voice: "The Chinese language is always so weird, so what is Aotou?"
Ding Luoxing said: "Ao is the big turtle in the sea."
The spirit toad said "oh" and nodded: "Hua Centipede, the leader's words are quite good. My Yu Chan also wants a share of the glans of the innate holy body."
Ye Guhong said in shock: "I'm afraid it won't be easy to distinguish!"
Long Kongkong pulled Zi Xie over and said, "Why can't we separate? Although the shameless Qing Scorpion ran away with others, I also watched Zi Xie grow up. In short, it is rare for four children to have such a blessing. Who can There can’t be any less.”
Dong Huazi came to Ye Guhong's side at some unknown time. He was filled with envy and asked in a low voice: "Junior brother, why are there only four of her Five Immortal Envoys? Didn't you lose a wife for nothing?"
Long Kongkong heard him call him junior brother and knew that he was also a disciple of Emei, so he said smoothly: "There is no need to hide it from each other in the family. The Five Immortals' envoys have passed it down from generation to generation. The Golden Spider of the previous generation eloped with the bastard before he could accept a disciple. Therefore, This generation of Five Immortal Envoys is missing one person. But Gu Hong, don’t worry, I have already started to find a few qualified women to practice the spider lineage skills. Once they are mastered, I will select the best to complete them."
Ye Guhong smiled bitterly and said: "I'm not worried, it's just that I'm still young and have never thought about getting married..."
Long Kongkong said disapprovingly: "You are not eighteen years old, so there is no point in thinking about it. When you are eighteen years old and you have completed your innate holy body, then White Snake and the others will marry you, so you can't even think about it. Why don't you see her here today?" It is she who is practicing martial arts in seclusion in Poison Dragon Pond, planning to sweep across Emei in a few years, and capture you to come back and get married."
Snow Centipede was surprised: "So, how many more years do I have to wait?"
Long Kongkong pointed at her and said: "Don't be fooled. The Five Immortals' envoys are short-lived from generation to generation. We are all suffering. Only your generation can meet the innate holy body and live to old age like ordinary people. This What a blessing it is? If you intend to monopolize it, you will kill several of your sisters."
Snow Centipede was taken aback and hesitated to say anything.
Hua Centipede suddenly frowned and said: "In the previous generation of envoys, Ling Chan and I both got married. The Golden Spider and the Green Scorpion eloped one after another. Only you, the Scarlet Snake, are still in perfect condition. One looks down on him, the other looks down on him. Now it's like this If you value this Emei boy, could it be that your master and disciple want to take it all?"
Long Kongkong said angrily: "What the hell are you farting! If people listen to this kind of nonsense, wouldn't they think that our Five Immortals Sect is a dirty place where ethics are often violated and we don't know etiquette?"
Ye Guhong and Dong Huazi couldn't help but look at each other, and both glanced at Ling Chan, who was hugging him from left to right.
Long Kongkong saw the look between the two of them, smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "Don't look at Elder Lingchan. She has no choice but to marry one woman to two husbands. Lingchan, you can speak for yourself."
Lingchan said disapprovingly: "You already said it was a helpless move, what else do you say?"
I contradicted the leader, but still said honestly: "When I was the envoy of the Five Immortals, I was ordered to go to Chengdu Mansion to deal with an enemy of our sect. I happened to meet two disciples of the Qingcheng Sect who were also in trouble with that guy, so the three of us So we worked together, but who knew that the guy was despicable, bribed the waiter at the inn, and put Yin Yang Hehe Powder in our food and drinks. The three of us finally managed to escape from the siege and escaped into a cave. When we woke up, he and the two of us were He became my husband... The two of them were arguing about a duel again, saying that they would marry me alive, but I said it would be better for me to die, because of your brothers' loyalty... In short, men and women are nothing more than this. Later, everyone figured it out. How many women can a man marry, why can’t one woman marry two men?”
As he spoke, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and sighed: "It's pitiful that the two handsome men of Qingcheng, who should have been famous in the martial arts world, ruined their great future for me, a barbarian girl from the Miao border."
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing looked at each other and smiled. At the same time, they held their wife's hand tightly and said, "The truths in the world are only in other people's mouths. If you ignore other people's nonsense, many truths will not make sense at all if you think about it carefully."
Another said: "We live our own lives freely and happily, and don't care about what others do? We are just two brothers. Although my senior brother does not care about face, the reputation of our school cannot be ruined because of me. Qingcheng Shuangjun was killed ten years ago If you are dead, please keep this matter a secret."
Ye Guhong said seriously: "You are willing to speak out about such things, which shows that you don't treat me, Ye Guhong, as an outsider. If I say one word, the sky will be struck by lightning, and I will fall into hell forever."
Dong Huazi nodded and said, "Yeah, that's it."
Ye Guhong glanced at him and suddenly said: "However, this senior brother Donghuazi is actually a disciple of the Kunlun Sect, but I dare not vouch for him."
Dong Huazi was shocked and said: "Oh, you Ye Guhong, you little bastard! Master Dao carried your bookcase all the way, no credit but hard work, how could you betray me?"
Ye Guhong spread his hands and said with a smile: "Originally I didn't plan to tell my senior brother's origin, but it was nothing more than other things. If the matter about the two seniors Zhou and Ding was spread, the Qingcheng sect would definitely become a laughing stock. It is really not a trivial matter, senior brother is still Only if you make a poisonous oath yourself can everyone feel at ease."
(End of chapter)
