Although Zhang Tianhai scolded him in his heart, he said so and scolded him the same way, but in fact, his actions were not so fast.
As he said, Zhang Tianhai decided to write this report himself.
Different from the previous embarrassment in Shandong, Zhang Tianhai's current cultural level is more than a little bit "higher". For example, there are no more "typos" throughout the article, at least most of it can be written in Traditional Chinese.
"Hey, writing these traditional Chinese characters is really troublesome. Both tubes of ink have to be used up. It is more convenient to write in simplified characters. At least it saves ink..." Zhang Tianhai complained alone while adding ink.
Since he was going to write something, Zhang Tianhai had to hide in his office and write it, and the door was closed to prevent others from disturbing him.
So, how is it written? Zhang Tianhai probably racked his brains, borrowed some classic battle cases from later generations and combined them with the strength of the Japanese army, etc., and wrote a report that even he himself did not believe. The key is that it looks very reasonable.
Fortunately, this era is under the rule of the Kuomintang, and there is no such thing as "falsehood is the biggest crime". Otherwise, if Zhang Tianhai comes to light, there will indeed be a lot of trouble...
Ahem, cough... I'm going too far... Back to the main story.
For Zhang Tianhai, writing a thousand-word report was not difficult, so he finished it in just a few words. Yes, he did choose to cut corners when it came to word count...
Soon, a fake report titled "Night Attack on Junkou Town" was outlined bit by bit in Zhang Tianhai's writing.
Of course, when Zhang Tianhai wrote this report, he naturally erased all the fragments about the "Flying Thunder Cannon" - as for why so much explosives were used, of course they were used to blow up bunkers. , and a large number of guns, ammunition and artillery shells were lost during the battle. These were the foreshadowing for asking for sky-high prices from the theater logistics department.
The key is that this seems very reasonable. As for why they can quickly suppress the enemy's firepower, they must rely on the magic weapon of the Soloton machine gun. Of course, Zhang Tianhai also used the barrel of the Soluton machine gun. The damage was reported inside.
All in all, this victory was, in one word, "expensive"!
The most outrageous thing is that Zhang Tianhai summarized the essence of the combat troops in this fake report as saying that he had trained a unit that was proficient in night fighting, and that the troops had achieved a high degree of consistency in the combination of offense and defense.
After racking his brains to write this report, Zhang Tianhai checked it again and again before giving it to Zhou Fangjie, Li Yinglun, Guo Qiliang and others for review.
When Zhou Fangjie, Li Yinglun, Guo Qiliang and others saw Zhang Tianhai's report, they all said, "This is a model for military academy reports." Regarding this, Zhang Tianhai just smiled and asked them to find some faults.
However, the other people looked at it again and again and felt that they couldn't find anything wrong with it.
As a result, a consensus was quickly reached on this false report, and a copy was sent to the battalion-level cadres and other major military officers. For this reason, Zhang Tianhai and others specially held a confidential meeting in order to make the report When the content is agreed upon, there should be no room for anything to slip up.
This is just a precaution.
Soon, Zhang Tianhai took the carefully crafted report in his hand to the headquarters of the 15th Army.
"Reporting to Commander-in-Chief, Zhang Tianhai, former enemy commander-in-chief of the theater security forces, has been ordered to report to you!" Zhang Tianhai stood at attention and saluted.
At this time, Guan Linzheng was sitting on an office chair studying something. When he saw it was Zhang Tianhai, the displeasure on his face flashed away, but he was still a little dissatisfied with the answer Zhang Tianhai gave him last time. ——otherwise he wouldn't have asked Zhang Tianhai to report on his work.
"Commander Zhang, welcome. When you come this time, have you prepared your report?" Guan Linzheng stood up, feeling quite smiling.
"Report to Commander-in-Chief Guan. The report on the Battle of Jiankou Town has been written. Please read it to Commander-in-Chief Guan." After saying that, Zhang Tianhai strode to Guan Linzheng and presented the document with both hands. A false report.
Without thinking, Guan Linzheng directly took the fake report and read it. After reading it for a long time, he said: "Zhang Yulin, you can do it. Your writing skills are very good. You can take this report." The Central Military Academy is a model. The key is that you won such a beautiful battle! It’s a pity that you are now a member of the commander’s department, otherwise I would have to bring you to my 15th Army to be a division commander!”
Regarding Guan Linzheng's behavior of making a big pie, Zhang Tianhai just smiled and said haha: "Thank you for your trust, sir! If one day someone commits a crime in a humble position, the commander will have to take him in..."
"You kid, you really got the advantage and behaved well... I haven't seen you so cunning since the fifth phase of Huangpu." Guan Linzheng smiled and scolded Zhang Tianhai.
"That's not true. After all, you are the senior senior of our Whampoa Military Academy. We juniors have to learn from you." Zhang Tianhai said half against his will. After all, his admiration for Guan Linzheng was only "half It's just a state of "service".
"Haha, not bad, you have worked hard in this battle. Our Fifteenth Group Army didn't seem to be of much help. As an old senior, I'm a little ashamed..." Guan Linzheng laughed, but there was no trace of shame on his face. Ashamed, this is just a word of temptation.
"Senior Guan, please don't say these words. If it weren't for the strong backing of the 15th Army Group, our theater security forces would not dare to cross the Xinqiang River rashly. With just a few of us, the Japanese Sixth Division would be eaten up." There are more than 10,000 of us, so it’s easy. With seniors at the back, you can rest assured in your humble position... Haha..." Zhang Tianhai also began to take some credit for Guan Linzheng. After all, sometimes these things, in the officialdom of China, The place still pays attention to some skills.
After hearing these words, Guan Linzheng's expression really improved, at least he no longer had a smiley expression. He said: "Yu Lin, I can see that you are a talented person. , especially in the aspect of human relations, you already have certain attainments, and the senior is also very happy about this. Young people, just do what you have to do! Looking back on this report, I will order someone to send a copy to the superior department. A portion. Come on!"
When talking about the latter part, Guan Linzheng actually took the initiative to pat Zhang Tianhai on the shoulder, which made the latter feel a little flattered.
"Thank you, senior, for your concern! Whatever Yu Lin has achieved is all thanks to his seniors!" Zhang Tianhai said very seriously. For him, he still wanted to get some recognition and help. He didn't want to learn from the past mistakes about Zhang Lingfu's future fate.
Yes, although Zhang Tianhai's current position is not as powerful and majestic as the troops led by Zhang Lingfu later, the situation is actually very similar!
The saying goes that it’s always cold at high places, that’s it!
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