"Stinky King Dachun, who promised you to let you do some random things, be careful I will set you on fire."
Xiaoli pouted at this moment, with a look of dissatisfaction on her face, and then said to Nangong Baihe: "Sister Baihe, look at your man!"
Nangong Baihe blushed prettyly, "Don't worry, Dachun is joking with you. Without my consent, he dares!"
Xiaohong also pouted and said dissatisfied: "That's right, I don't want to marry this dead dog!"
The big black dog snorted a few times and said, "You girls really have no discernment. Mr. Dog, I am handsome and graceful. I am so handsome that it is hard to find me even with a lantern. If you miss this village, you won't have this shop."
"vomit!"
Xiaoli and Xiaohong vomited at the same time and almost vomited out their overnight meal.
Even Wang Dachun couldn't stand it anymore and said with a bitter smile: "Big black dog, let me ask you again, are you willing to go out with me?"
The big black dog spread his paws, "Of course Mr. Dog wants to go out and see the colorful world, Pao Niu, but he can't get out. No creature here can get out. Unless you have an innate artifact, entering the innate artifact can protect you from the will of heaven." Punishment. That is an innate artifact, do you have it?"
It turns out that there is a monster guarding every pyramid here, and they have been set by the Great Power to rule that they cannot leave without permission, otherwise they will be directly obliterated.
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "Innate artifacts are not that extraordinary. I seem to have one."
"What!"
The big black dog's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he couldn't help but scream, "You have a very loud tone. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen you as arrogant. Do you know what an innate artifact is? It is a natural artifact. There are only a few of them in the world, but you, you, you...you kid actually said it wasn't something extraordinary. I think you don't know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is!"
Wang Dachun turned his hand, and the jade gourd appeared in his hand, and said with a smile: "Look what this is?" In order to deceive the big black dog, he also risked his life.
When the big black dog saw the jade gourd, his tongue almost dropped to the ground, "Wow! Damn it! It's really an innate artifact, how is this possible! You, you, you... who are you?"
Wang Dachun showed an enigmatic smile, "Don't worry about this, just tell me if you want to go out with me?"
The big black dog nodded desperately, "Deal!" It has been here for thousands of years. Why doesn't it want to go out? It wants to go out even in its dreams.
This time it was Wang Dachun's turn to be surprised. He didn't expect the big black dog to agree so happily, which made him feel a little unreal.
Ever since, Wang Dachun has been followed by a big black dog, and this big black dog also likes to walk upright. He stands taller than Wang Dachun, and his lower body swings, making Nangong Baihe and Xiaoli look pretty. It was so red that I didn’t dare to look directly at it.
Wang Dachun covered his face, "I'm talking about big black dog, I have big pants here, why don't you put them on!"
The big black dog shook his head like a rattle, "If you don't wear it, don't wear it. Why are you wearing that thing? It will affect my development, Mr. Dog."
Wang Dachun curled his lips and said, "You just have to cover that thing. Otherwise, how will you pick up girls in the future? The girls will probably be scared away by you."
Xiaoli nodded, "Yes, it's really vulgar."
Nangong Baihe gritted her teeth, "Be careful, my aunt will cripple you and make you a eunuch!"
The big black dog immediately clamped its tail. Under the joint threat of several people, the big black dog finally put on big pants, and they were big red pants. This was requested by the big black dog himself, saying that this year was its birth year, which made Wang Dachun very happy. Is speechless.
The big black dog paired with the red pants is just perfect! Wang Dachun didn't even look at it, as if he didn't recognize it.
However, the big black dog thinks that these red pants are very eye-catching and will definitely attract many girls to watch in the future.
The big black dog walked in front, with his little paws behind his back, looking very excited, "Wang Dachun, Miss Lily, Sister Xiaoli, I know this place well. You want the relics, right? Master Dog will take you there!"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Yes, we need a lot of relics, the more the better." If we want to improve the overall strength of the Righteous Alliance, we need a lot of relics, at least to improve the strength of the top management.
The big black dog nodded, "That's no problem. Leave it to me. I know where there are many relics and where there are no relics in the pyramid."
Wang Dachun was overjoyed, "Okay, your benefits will be indispensable when things are done. By the way, let's give you a name, or I'll call you Dahei from now on."
The big black dog grinned, "It sounds so ugly, so just call me Mr. Dog!"
Wang Dachun said: "How about Lao Hei? Xiao Hei?"
The big black dog stared, "I think it's better to call me Big Black Dog, it's more down-to-earth." After saying that, it ran to Xiaoli and said courteously: "Sister Xiaoli, do you think I should What’s a good name?”
The big black dog knew that Nangong Baihe was Wang Dachun's woman and did not dare to provoke her, so he could only go after Xiaoli. Moreover, they were both monsters, so they were a good match.
Xiaoli rolled her eyes at the big black dog and said, "I think you should just call him a dead dog."
Big black dog: "..."
Nangong Baihe chuckled, "Haha, I'm laughing to death. Please allow me to laugh for a while."
Wang Dachun also laughed loudly, "This name is good, just call it a dead dog."
With the addition of the big black dog, it became a lot more lively. The big black dog was a talkative person, maybe he hadn't spoken for a long time. He kept chattering along the way and was always around Xiaoli.
"Sister Xiaoli, can Brother Dog tell you a joke?"
Xiaoli was so annoyed that she couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said, "But I just want you to stay away from me."
The big black dog took out a handful of red pants with his paws and said with a smile: "Tell me what is the farthest distance in the world?"
Although Xiaoli was a little annoyed, she was still attracted and said, "Let's go to the God Realm."
Nangong Baihe said: "It should not be the divine world, but the fairy world."
Wang Dachun said: "I think it should be the distance between people."
The big black dog chuckled, "Nothing is right, the farthest distance is forever! Hahahahaha!"
After the big black dog finished laughing, he found that several people were looking at him like a fool and couldn't help but be startled. "It's not funny. Let me tell you another story. She said that a girl was relieving herself in the wild. At this time, a drunkard came over and heard a roar. He yelled, "You can't drink any more, you'll get really drunk." When the girl heard someone, she quickly held it back, and then she farted."
"The drunkard's expression changed when he heard this, 'Why did you open another bottle when Emma said you didn't want to drink anymore? If you drink again, you'll be really drunk!'"
After saying this, the big black dog laughed again.
Wang Dachun: "..."
Nangong Baihe: “…”
Xiaoli: "..."
