Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "No, you've been hungry for so many years and you're still so fat. You must be lying."
As soon as he looked into the eyes of this little fat boy, he knew that he was a little cunning and must be a little fake. The little boy transformed by the ninth-grade elixir must have become a spirit.
"Uncle, I really haven't eaten in years. I used to be much fatter than this, but now I have lost at least ten pounds."
The fat boy who had transformed into a ninth-grade elixir rubbed his penis with his chubby hands, which made Wang Dachun's mouth twitch. This is a handicraft passed down from generation to generation. Even a three-year-old child knows how to play it.
He was a little worried and said to himself: "How can I eat you like this!"
The ninth-grade elixir waved his hands repeatedly, with a look of fear on his little face, "Uncle, don't eat me, it hurts so much!"
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "How can I advance if I don't eat you?"
The ninth-grade golden elixir said: "It's very simple, I can feed it to you!"
Wang Dachun: "..."
God damn it, give it to me!
I don’t have such strong tastes!
"Little brat, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll eat you right now." After Wang Dachun said that, he deliberately walked towards the ninth-grade elixir. Naturally, he was deliberately trying to scare him. He looked like this. Wang Dachun really couldn't keep his mouth shut. .
"Uncle, I'm not fooling you. What I poop is not daddy, but medicine dregs. It's very nutritious. If you don't believe me, I'll poop it for you."
The ninth-grade elixir was afraid that Wang Dachun would eat him, so he quickly ran into the grass to pull out the elixir residue.
Wang Dachun tried his best to suppress his laughter. This guy is still shy and knows how to find a place in the grass when he poops. Most two-year-old children will never have this awareness.
It is worthy of being transformed by the Ninth Grade Divine Pill, but its IQ is different.
After a while, Wang Dachun saw a lump of ninth-grade golden elixir, which was golden and had a strong medicinal fragrance.
Sure enough, it is different from ordinary papa. It is indeed medicine dregs.
Wang Dachun was overjoyed. Isn't the dregs pulled out of the Nine Turns Golden Pill also equivalent to the ninth grade pill?
Even if it is not as good as the ninth-grade elixir, the seventh- and eighth-grade elixirs should be indispensable, so that I will have a steady stream of resources in the future.
This is equivalent to having a hen that lays eggs, and you can always have eggs to eat.
However, although the ninth-grade golden elixir pulled out was medicine dregs, not daddy, Wang Dachun still couldn't pass the test in his heart.
The ninth-grade golden elixir handed over the dregs of the medicine and said as if it was a treasure: "Uncle, try it. This medicine is very fragrant and very tonic."
Wang Dachun immediately had black lines on his head and backed away subconsciously, "Don't come over here, or I'll eat you." He still couldn't get over his own mental hurdle. No matter how good the medicine was, it was still a piece of cake.
"Damn it, Dachun, where did this child come from? Is this your son?"
At this moment, the fat man came over and saw the radiance of fatherly love in the little boy's eyes. The fat man had been practicing in the green gourd for decades and was already at the eighth level of Taoism, only one level lower than Wang Dachun. Now He is also a small giant.
Wang Dachun grinned and said worriedly: "How can this be my son? This is the ninth-grade golden elixir."
The fat man's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try, "What the hell! Ninth-grade golden elixir? If I eat it, I will definitely be able to break through the Nine-nine Return to One Realm."
The little face of the ninth-grade golden elixir changed slightly. These human beings are really hateful. They want to eat themselves no matter what. They are all reincarnations of starving ghosts!
"Uncle Fatty, if you eat this, it will have one or two points of the effect of the Nine-turn Golden Pill." The Nine-turn Golden Pill said and handed the dada in his hand, oh no, the dregs of the medicine to the fat man.
Just now, when the fat man wasn't paying attention, he rubbed it with his chubby little hands, trying to make it not look like a daddy. This little guy's IQ is not generally low.
The fat man didn't have the slightest doubt. He took the cake and put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, "Yes, it smells so good. Is it really as effective as the Nine Turns Golden Pill?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Maybe... maybe!"
The ninth-grade golden elixir nodded repeatedly, "Not two points, at least half a point!"
The fat man's eyes lit up, "Then what are you waiting for? Fatty must try it." As he said that, he stuffed the Nine-turn Golden Elixir cake into his mouth, for fear that Wang Dachun would snatch it from him.
The fat man devoured his food and his mouth was full of oil.
Wang Dachun held back his nausea and asked, "How are you, Fatty? How does it taste?"
The fat man nodded, "Well, it tastes good, and I feel that this medicine is very powerful. I guess if I take it regularly in the future, I will definitely be able to break through the ninth level of the Tao Realm."
The fat man felt a surge of power entering his belly, and he quickly began to sit down and refine.
Jiuzhuan Jindan smiled and said, "Uncle Fatty, if you like it, I can feed it to you often."
The fat man's expression changed, "What do you mean? You actually used the word 'pull'. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to use the word!"
Wang Dachun laughed and said, "Fat man, the little guy is right. This is the poop he pulled. To be precise, it's the medicine dregs he pulled."
"vomit!"
The fat man's face turned pale, and he quickly went to the side and started vomiting. It took him a long time to eat his emotions, but it was this little fat kid who pooped on him. Why did he still say it was delicious?
Jiuzhuan Jindan saw the fat man vomiting and said with some regret: "Uncle Fatty, why did you vomit? How many people want to eat but can't!"
"I'll eat your uncle, you little brat is very bad." After the fat man said that, he caught up with the Nine Turns Golden Pill and flicked his penis a few times. "If you don't learn how to learn and lie to me, I'll do it next time." Your penis has been cut off."
Jiuzhuan Jindan immediately wiped away his tears and started crying. Wang Dachun couldn't bear it, "Okay, fat man, you are already a lot older, and you can't get along with a child. Is that okay?"
"Wow! What a cute kid! Fatty, you're not shy for a grown man to bully a kid!"
At this moment, Yun Zhu, dressed in a light green dress, walked over like an elf. When she saw the Nine Turns Golden Pill, her beautiful eyes lit up, with the brilliance of motherhood in her eyes.
The fat man smiled awkwardly, "Beauty Yunzhu, you don't even know how bad this kid is. He..."
Yun Zhu pouted, "Humph, if there is anything bad about a child, it must be you. I saw you bullying him just now."
After saying that, she came to Jiuzhuan Jindan and wiped his tears.
Jiuzhuan Jindan seemed to have found a supporter and complained quickly, "Beautiful sister, that fat guy is very bad. Not only did he spank me, but he also flicked my penis. Look at it, it's all red."
Yun Zhu couldn't help but blush when she saw it, and then she took Jiuzhuan Jindan's little hand and said, "Okay, don't talk to this fat man. Let's go. Sister will make you some fitting clothes."
After saying that, she took Jiuzhuan Jindan and left, leaving Fatty and Wang Dachun looking at each other. They both said that women cannot resist the temptation of children. It seems that this is true at all.
"Fat man, talk about that daddy. Ahem, how does the medicinal dregs taste? Can it be eaten?" If the medicinal dregs of Jiupin Jindanla can really be eaten, that is really good news.
The fat man smacked his lips twice before saying, "You can definitely eat it, but only if you don't know it was the fat kid who pooped the poop, otherwise you won't be able to pass the psychological test!"
The matter of the Nine-turn Golden Pill was put aside for now. Wang Dachun returned to the West Economic Chamber of Commerce. As soon as he arrived in the courtyard, Jiang Miaoling came up to him and said, "I was planning to look for you. Someone is looking for you."
Sorry, I forgot to update this morning
