Yun Zhu felt warm in her heart, and her eyes were red with emotion, "Brother, I knew you were the best to me! I want to marry you!"
Wang Dachun blushed and couldn't help coughing, "Yunzhu, I already have a girlfriend, your sister Ruoxi."
Yun Zhu said seriously: "I know! Sister Ruoxi will be your girlfriend, and I will be your wife, without delay!"
Wang Dachun: "..."
God doesn’t delay! It’s quite a delay!
Wang Dachun laughed evilly, "Yunzhu, are you sure you really want to be my wife? My poisonous snake will bite you then!"
Yun Zhu snorted, holding her little pink fist and saying, "If it dares to bite me, I will break off its teeth!"
Wang Dachun's chrysanthemums tightened, and he was completely defeated by Yun Zhu. Did this girl really not understand, or was she just pretending to be confused?
"Unscrupulous Heavenly Lord, this beautiful young lady, my Taoist temple, your seal is dark, I am afraid that you are in trouble recently, how about I help you read your palm to judge the good or bad luck?"
At this moment, a fat Taoist priest with a wretched appearance came over and said seductively to Yun Zhu.
"Fatty!"
Wang Dachun almost fell down when he heard this voice. The fat man's voice was obscene and a bit obscene, which was very recognizable.
The fat man looked at Wang Dachun and opened his mouth in surprise, "You, you, you...Wang Dachun! Why are you here?"
Wang Dachun jumped down from the city wall and said with a smile: "Why can't I be here! I also want to ask you, why are you here?"
"Hehe, I am a poor man who travels all over the world and is home all over the world. He can go anywhere." The fat man said this and looked at Yun Zhu, "This beauty can't be Yun Zhu, right?"
Yun Zhu changed so fast, almost the same every day. It was understandable that Fatty didn't recognize him at first.
Yun Zhu snorted, "Of course I am Yun Zhu! Fatty, you are fat again!"
"Ah... Yun Zhu, you have changed too much!"
The fat man looked Yun Zhu up and down, wiped his saliva and said, "It is said that women become more and more beautiful after their eighteenth transformation. It seems that the ancients did not deceive me, fat man!"
Wang Dachun kicked the fat man and said, "Come on, when will you be able to restrain yourself and stop seeing beautiful women unable to walk. By the way, where is your junior sister?"
The fat man's eyes darkened when he heard this, "Oh, it's hard to explain in words!"
Wang Dachun had never seen a fat man show such an expression before, so he couldn't help but rolled his eyes at him and said: "What happened, tell me!"
"Hey! Forget it, the junior sister ran away with someone!" After the fat man finished speaking, he squatted down against the city wall with a somewhat painful expression.
"What's going on? Tell me carefully, and my brother will stand up for you!"
The fat man glanced at Wang Dachun and said, "You promised to stand up for me, don't go back on it!"
Wang Dachun grinned, "It's necessary. What's the relationship between us? Your parents are my parents, what's yours is mine, and your wife is my wife..."
Fatty: "..."
Oh my god, my wife is your wife!
The fat man calmed down his emotions and spoke slowly.
It turned out that six months ago, a big boss here in Kyoto went to burn incense in a Taoist temple on the mountain. He accidentally saw Gu Yulian and was immediately shocked.
Originally, Gu Yulian ignored the big boss at first.
Later, the big boss often came to the Taoist temple to offer incense under the pretext of offering incense, and the two of them hooked up after going back and forth.
It wasn't until one day when Fatty came back from the mountain that he found that Gu Yulian had left, leaving only a note saying that he was sorry and asking him not to wait for her in the future.
The fat man tore the note into pieces, hugged the stone statue of the ancestor and cried the whole night.
From then on, the fat man's temperament changed drastically and he became the wretched person he is now.
Wang Dachun didn't expect Fatty to have such a painful experience, and couldn't help but sigh secretly.
Seeing that the fat man was a little sad, Yun Zhu couldn't help but handed the remaining candied haws to the fat man and said: "Fat man, don't cry, I'll treat you to some candied haws!"
The fat man took the candied haws and took a bite, "Well, it's so sweet. Thank you, sister Yunzhu!"
Yun Zhu smiled and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke!"
Fatty suddenly hugged Wang Dachun and burst into tears, "Junior sister once said this to me, I miss her!"
Fatty's nose was filled with snot and tears, which made Wang Dachun look disgusted. "Fatty, where is your junior sister? Let's go and get her back for you! Humph, you dare to snatch my brother's woman, this is a big deal!"
The fat man's eyes lit up, and he immediately shook his head, "No, that big boss is very powerful, you and I can't fight them!"
Wang Dachun snorted softly, "Fat man, when did you become so cowardly? Let us brothers join forces and conquer the world."
The fat man murmured: "But, the people over there are indeed very powerful!"
Yun Zhu couldn't stand the way Fatty looked like he couldn't hold up the wall. He suddenly said angrily: "Fatboy, are you still a man? You didn't even dare to snatch your woman back after someone snatched her away. You deserve to be single!"
The fat man felt as if he had been beaten to death after being despised by Yun Zhu. He slapped his thigh fiercely, "Sister Yun Zhu is right, you must take my junior sister back, otherwise I will not be human!"
Wang Dachun nodded, "That's right, let's go without further ado!"
At this time, there were a lot fewer tourists on the Great Wall, and most people went down the mountain.
At that moment, the three of them began to walk down the mountain. When they got off the Great Wall, the sky began to become increasingly gloomy and the cold north wind began to howl.
After a while, scattered snowflakes began to appear in the sky.
The three of them chartered a black car at the foot of the mountain and rushed to the city. When they arrived in the city, it was completely dark.
The snow is falling harder and harder, and the biting wind is biting and cold.
After getting out of the car, Wang Dachun glanced at the fat man and said, "Fat man, let's go find a specialty store and change your outfit."
"No need, I think Fat Master's Taoist robe is quite nice!"
Yun Zhu curled her lips in disgust and said: "What a good thing! Now that your junior sister has run away with someone else, and you still don't want to change, it's weird that your junior sister can like you!"
Wang Dachun glanced at Yun Zhu in surprise, "Girl, how come you understand more and more now? You have really grown up!"
Yun Zhu chuckled, "Of course, Sister Narcissus taught me a lot!"
Wang Dachun grinned and said, "I think your Narcissus sister can be your teacher!"
Yun Zhu said: "Let's take Fatty to get a haircut first, and then go shopping for clothes!"
The fat man grinned, "No, how can I become a Taoist priest after I get my hair cut?"
Yun Zhu said: "Follow me, I have a solution!"
The fat man was very reasonable when he heard it, "Okay, just listen to Yun Zhu!"
A moment later, the three of them came out of the barber shop. Wang Dachun burst into laughter looking at the fat man.
This guy was wearing a Taoist robe, but his hairstyle was designed by Yun Zhu into a killer look, which looked a bit nondescript.
