"Damn it! This short video was shot well, it's really a beating!"
"Not to mention modern people, they really work hard for some traffic!"
“@一小黄花, what’s that girl’s name? Not only is she pretty, she’s also a match for ten!”
Wang Dachun's live broadcast room is full of comments. Although he only has a few hundred fans, the comment area is also buzzing.
And new fans are coming in all the time.
"Oh shit! This girl is so exciting, her kung fu is good, it's all real kung fu!"
"Look at the nosebleeds and the front teeth knocked out. It was so well shot. Let's save some face for the film makers!"
The bald man and a group of his men were beaten until their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. Their teeth were everywhere, and the weapons in their hands were missing.
A few people were crying, and the brothers came out to rob them. Unexpectedly, they kicked the iron plate. Are all girls nowadays so scary?
Boys nowadays don’t feel safe anymore!
Mom, I want to go home!
They really couldn't understand why the beautiful woman in front of them looked so frail and frail, so scary.
The bald man and a group of his subordinates quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Ling'er, "Auntie, please forgive me, we won't dare to do it again next time!"
Ling'er put one foot on the bald man's chest, "Humph, do you still want a next time?"
"I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore!"
The bald man suddenly flashed a hint of viciousness in his eyes. He pulled out the dagger and stabbed Ling'er in the lower abdomen.
"Die!"
Ling'er kicked the dagger out of the bald man's hand and then stepped on his hand.
"Hmph, if I had known you would be dishonest, if you let me sneak up on you, you might as well have bought a piece of tofu and killed me."
"Ah!" The bald man screamed miserably, and large beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.
"I'll go! This scene was shot so realistically, I could hear the sound of my bald head being stepped on and cracked just now!"
"Yes, the shooting level of this scene is very high, almost catching up with Hollywood!"
"Haha, even though it's just a joke, why do you look so relieved!"
"This little beauty is so cute, I love her!"
"I already have the image of a beautiful woman wielding a whip in my mind."
Comments in Wang Dachun's live broadcast room started to explode again. He was a little speechless. These fans have so much imagination!
God made a joke, can’t you tell if it’s real or fake?
"Everyone, this is not a joke, it's a real story. These people were trying to rob someone on the road, and we ended up teaching them a lesson."
"@一小黄花, I think you are too into the drama. If you want to fool us, there is no way."
"@一小黄花, brother, listen to my advice, just shoot a joke, don't take it too seriously. Self-media is not easy to do now, moving bricks on a construction site is better than this!"
"Anchor, please put the little beauty's contact information on the barrage."
"The little beauty is so powerful, she walks like a big rocket."
Wang Dachun had only been live broadcasting for a few minutes. Unexpectedly, the live broadcast room started with dozens of people, then hundreds, and now it has grown to thousands.
And I have already received several hundred yuan in gifts.
Even if I don't have many fans, it would be terrible if I let Li Ruoxi live broadcast.
It seems that this is also a new way to get rich!
Ling'er kicked the bald man away and said, "Get out!"
A group of people got up and ran. Ling'er suddenly waved his hand, "Wait a minute, move the big tree away first."
So, a group of people obediently moved the big tree lying in the middle of the road to the side of the road.
The bald man and the others looked at Ling'er with fear on their faces, "Auntie, we can leave now!"
Ling'er waved her hand impatiently, "Go away!"
As if they were pardoned, everyone ran away.
"stop!"
Everyone's bodies suddenly froze, "Auntie, do you have any other instructions?"
Ling'er put her hands on her waist, "Humph, I told you to get out, but you insist on running. This is turning a deaf ear to what I said!"
The bald man and his men looked at each other, "Get out! Let's get out!"
So, a group of people, led by a bald man, rolled on the ground.
"Pfft... Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. This scene was so well shot!"
"I've had diarrhea for the past two days, and I laughed so hard that I squirted from behind. Host, you have to wear a pair of underwear with me."
"Haha, what the hell are you doing? I was halfway through shitting, and then he slipped out again!"
"Oh, I'll go!"
"I didn't even help my mother when she fell, so I just obeyed you. How did you sneak back?"
"..."
Wang Dachun is speechless, this live broadcast room is full of talents!
"Dear friends, today's live broadcast ends here. Thank you to those friends who bought gifts, MUa!"
After Wang Dachun finished speaking, he turned off the live broadcast.
At this time, the group of bald men finally rolled up to the van, got into the car one by one, turned around and ran away.
Wang Dachun patted Ling'er's shoulder and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Miss Ling'er to be so good at stretching out her hands. She is not inferior to men!"
"Of course, I shoulder the heavy responsibility of protecting the young lady. How can I do it without a few blows!"
Ling'er smiled proudly, "Don't worry, I will protect you from now on."
The robbery ended in farce, and everyone got in the car and continued on their way.
Bai Xue asked Ling'er to bring out food for Wang Dachun as dinner, some exquisite snacks.
After a fight, Ling'er was also hungry, so she and Wang Dachun started eating.
Wang Dachun looked at Bai Xue, "Miss Bai, you don't want to eat!"
Ling'er said: "Our lady only eats lunch once a day and doesn't eat at other times."
Wang Dachun was surprised, "Huh? Could it be malnutrition?"
Bai Xue looked at Wang Dachun and snorted, "Do you think I'm malnourished?"
"Uh...it doesn't look like it!"
Bai Xue's skin is fairer and more delicate than a baby's. If she was malnourished, she would never have such good skin.
Bai Xue continued: "In fact, humans only need to eat one meal a day. Too much food will add too much burden to the human body. Now it is scientifically proven that people who eat less live longer, and people who eat more live shorter. "
Wang Dachun was thoughtful. Bai Xue might be right, but he definitely couldn't eat one meal a day. The feeling of hunger was unpleasant!
A few people were walking and chatting like this, and before they knew it, the sky had completely darkened.
As they were walking, the car suddenly stopped again. Several people were speechless. Linger quickly walked to the door of the cab, opened the window, and asked, "Uncle Liang, why did it stop again?"
Uncle Liang stretched out his hand and pointed in front, "The front is blocked by a big tree again."
"What! Are there robbers again? I wonder if we have traveled to ancient times?"
Wang Dachun frowned, feeling a murderous aura approaching.
"I feel a faint murderous aura. Please don't come down. I'll go down and take a look!"
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