"okay!"
Wang Dazhuang and several strong laborers agreed, and Pi Dian Dian picked up the boat from the lake and carried it to the river.
Soon, golden chickens and Big Mac vegetables were delivered one after another.
The villagers spontaneously loaded things onto the boat without letting Wang Dachun do anything.
Wang Dachun's prestige in the village is so high that everyone from eighty-year-olds to five- or six-year-old children regard him as a god.
After all, almost everything Wang Dachun did caused a sensation in the whole village, and he single-handedly made the whole village rich.
In the village, you can disobey your parents or your wife, but you can't disobey Wang Dachun.
"Dachun, do you need help? We can help you unload the goods."
"I really want to see what those natives look like?"
The villagers all looked curious.
Wang Dachun reminded with a solemn expression, "Those natives are very fierce. Anyone but me will die. You must not try to get close to them. Curiosity will kill the cat."
He was right, the savages regarded their territory as very important.
If Wang Dachun hadn't pretended to be the messenger of the Moon God, it would have been difficult for him to succeed.
"Oh, I know, we won't go!"
Wang Dachun nodded, drove Yun Zhu and Luobotou in the boat and set foot on the savage territory.
The sound of the ship's motor quickly attracted the attention of the savages, who hid in the dark with homemade spears and bows, ready to deliver a fatal blow to the intruder.
But when they saw clearly that it was Wang Dachun, they all jumped up excitedly.
"Don't be nervous, everyone, it's the messenger!"
"The messenger is here!"
Soon, the leader Zakru came up to him with a smile, and all the savages quickly knelt down to salute Wang Dachun.
I go!
Wang Dachun almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he saw Zaklu, who was currently wearing briefs and a woman's bra.
The key point is that the thick chest hair and a pair of big hairy legs are exposed.
These are women's clothes. Why did you put them on?
Last time, Wang Dachun vacated a supermarket and gave it to Zakru and the others. Naturally, there were some clothes and so on.
Wang Dachun laughed, "Zhaklu, you are... simply awesome!"
Zakru also deliberately twisted his buttocks, making Wang Dachun afraid to look directly at him. He felt like nails would grow in his eyes if he continued to look.
Zaklu looked at Yun Zhu, "Mr. Messenger, this girl is..."
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "This is my sister."
"It turns out to be a saint!"
After Zakru finished speaking, he immediately knelt down. For some reason, Yun Zhu actually gave him a faint pressure, as if she was a god in the sky and they were like ants.
The savages knelt down in large numbers.
Wang Dachun was speechless. Why do these guys like to kneel down so much?
Kneel down at every turn, these knees are so worthless!
Yun Zhu said calmly: "Everyone, get up!"
Wang Dachun's eyes widened immediately because Yun Zhu actually spoke the language of the savages.
"Yunzhu, you...how do you understand their language?"
Wang Dachun still only has a superficial understanding of Zaklu's language, and he mainly relies on Luobotou as a translator.
How could Yun Zhu know their language? This is simply too fantasy!
Yun Zhu explained: "I don't know why. There are more inexplicable things in my mind recently. Anyway, I can understand everything they say."
Wang Dachun nodded. Yun Zhu was not an ordinary person. He must have awakened some memories recently.
What is this girl's identity?
Wang Dachun expressed curiosity.
Zakru and others were even more surprised. In his heart, Yunzhu must be the more important person around Moon God.
Wang Dachun chuckled and said, "This time I brought you other good things, so you can bring them up."
Zaklu was overjoyed, "Then thank you Saint and the Messenger!"
Wang Dachun was speechless. How did Yun Zhu become a saint?
These savages are really good at making relatives!
Soon, cages of golden chickens and giant vegetables were carried into the cave.
Wang Dachun looked around and saw that Zakru and the others were doing a good job in hygiene. He expected that paper and plastic bags would be flying all over the place.
As a result, there was no sign of environmental pollution at all.
In fact, Zakru and others live with nature all year round, are very dependent on the environment, and are very concerned about environmental protection.
Sometimes even better than modern people do.
When the savages saw those big tomatoes, big eggplants, and big pumpkins, they all smiled as if they had seen treasures.
They had never seen these things before.
Zaklu was also curious, "Saint, messenger, how do you eat these treasures?"
Wang Dachun said: "Didn't I teach you how to cook last time? Come on, I'll teach you!"
Soon, Wang Dachun became a chef, and the savages got into the fire, washed the rice, and killed the chickens.
These guys are familiar with the world and live a modern life.
Wang Dachun's mouth twitched when he saw how well these guys were doing.
The key point is that these guys wear random clothes. Men wear women's clothes and women wear men's clothes.
Have you ever seen a picture of a man wearing a thong with his hairy legs?
Guaranteed to subvert your three views.
There are even some savages who don’t know what the auntie towel is for, so they simply use it as a mask on their mouths.
Wang Dachun instantly felt that those sexy little panties no longer smell good, they were completely spoiled by these guys!
Even Yun Zhu's face turned red, she was also shocked.
Wang Dachun took the opportunity to secretly take a few photos of savages wearing clothes and threw them into the group.
It exploded immediately.
Cherishing each other: "Oh my God! My eyes are going blind!"
Lan Xiang'er: "No! I'm going to die laughing, these savages are too cute!"
Ji Meiren: "Look at that person, he actually... actually covered his aunt, hahaha!"
Xia Xiaomo: "@一小黄花, do you want to laugh me to death so you can inherit my flower?"
Give them some color and open a dyeing room: "@一小黄花, you are so bad, I suspect you must have deliberately induced them to dress like this (contempt)"
Wang Dachun: "..."
Soon, delicious meals were ready, including fried golden eggs with tomatoes, steamed pumpkin, golden chicken soup, and golden roast chicken.
"Cook!"
"Cook!"
The savages ate until their mouths were filled with oil, and they repeatedly pointed their thumbs at Wang Dachun and Yun Zhu.
Carrot Tou was holding a golden roast chicken and eating it to the point where he couldn't recognize his relatives.
There are no bones at all, not even chicken butts.
"Try this!" Wang Dachun handed a bottle of wine to Zaklu.
Zakru took a sip of wine and curled his lips at first, then his eyes lit up and he praised quickly.
Wang Dachun laughed and said: "Haha, this is called wine, but it's a good thing. A drunken drink can relieve a thousand worries. Alas, you don't understand even after I tell you!"
At this moment, a burst of chaos was suddenly heard outside, and a burst of gunshots was vaguely heard.
