Soon, Zhong Jiaguo's originally dark face returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The fat man clapped his fat hands and exclaimed: "The poison is gone! The poison is gone!"
Sun Wuji held Zhong Jiaguo's hand and asked with concern: "Junior brother, how are you feeling?"
Zhong Jiaguo sensed his body carefully and said in surprise: "I'm fine! I'm fine!"
As he spoke, he did a backflip.
The comment area became lively again:
"Wori! This old man is awesome. He is still so deft at backflips even after he is seventy or eighty years old. How can you put me, a twenty-year-old guy, in such a difficult position?"
"You get stronger with age. I guess this old man can even keep up with the physical strength of a twenty-year-old girl!"
"Don't just talk about what the old man said. Am I the only one who pays attention to the detoxification methods of the little miracle doctor?"
"Yes, the little miracle doctor's detoxification method is Niubi, taking drugs in the air."
"Yes, yes, Fairy Xi, is your boyfriend usually this handsome? Can you give him to me?"
"Just you, please send the photos first to show us how ugly you are?"
"..."
The Ghost Hand Poison King's complexion changed, and he murmured: "This is so wrong! How can this kid detoxify me? This is unscientific!"
Wang Dachun smiled at the Ghost Hand Poison King, "Poison King, can you perform Chixiang now? Fatty, go and make him some hot food. After all, he is old and needs some hot food!"
The fat man slapped his forehead and said, "You didn't tell me earlier. Fatty just finished going to the toilet and his stomach is empty!"
He suddenly glanced around and found a middle-aged woman walking Teddy, and Teddy was half-sitting there, his little face flushed from suppressing pain...
The fat man ran over quickly and took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket, "Sister, did you forget to bring the paper while walking the dog? Let me help you!"
The lady walking the dog immediately burst into tears of gratitude, "What a good people! There are still many good people now. When I walked the dog without any paper, someone helped me. It made me deeply appreciate the warmth of a big socialist family. There are people who help clean up even the dog's poop."
The old fat man blushed and quickly wrapped the lump in paper. He grinned at the dog-walking lady and said, "It's okay. It's everyone's responsibility to protect the environment. Don't forget to bring paper next time!"
"Thank you! Thank you! I will definitely not forget it next time."
Teddy blinked, "Why does this guy want my daddy? Why does he feel like he's not doing something good?"
The fat man carefully held the dog daddy and came to the Ghost Hand Poison King, "Sorry, Fatty Renxiang can't get it, Gouxiang, just make do with it."
Ghost Hand Poison King: "..."
He stared at the fat man, and I just said it casually, why the hell did you take it seriously.
And also lowered the standards?
The fat man curled his lips and said, "What are you looking at? Although it's a dog, it's still a teddy. It's a precious breed. It's no worse than a human! It's just come out of the oven. Look, it's still steaming. Eat it while it's hot!"
The Ghost Hand Poison King fell instantly. Damn it, am I confused about whether a human is flying or a dog is flying?
What I am struggling with is Xiang!
"Pfft!"
Li Ruoxi burst out laughing. This damn fat guy looked quite cute when he was serious!
"Pfft... Hahahaha, fat brother, do you want to laugh me to death so you can inherit my fifty yuan!"
"Damn it, I'm eating durian, why are you talking to me? God just came out of the oven, and my durian was just out of the oven."
"If you don't seek death, you won't die. This bad old man asked for it. I'm afraid he is the first person to eat Gouxiang."
"Haha, I was laughing so hard. I happened to be going to the toilet, but I got excited and clipped it off!"
"Fat man, please send me your location. I'm the toilet cleaner. I'll airlift some for you. I'll fill it up in large quantities! There are leek fillings, meat fillings, tofu fillings, melon fillings... everything!"
"..."
The comment section of Li Ruoxi's live broadcast exploded again, and many people fainted in the toilet with laughter.
The Ghost Hand Poison King's face was as dark as if he had just crawled out of a coal mine. He was so hot, you bastard!
He pushed the fat man away, looked at Wang Dachun and said, "Boy, I didn't expect that you are also a master of poison. Let's have a good test today."
The Ghost Hand Poison King is an expert in playing poison and has never met an opponent. Unexpectedly, he encountered a tough opponent today, which made him feel both uncomfortable and a little excited.
The fat man grinned and said, "I told you to take a small bite or pack it. We, as red-mouthed and white-toothed people, must keep our word. You can't let the fat man work in vain!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The villagers in Willow Town all laughed when they heard this.
"Emma, the fat Taoist priest, is so cute."
"I like his persistence!"
"You fucking die!"
The Ghost Hand Poison King finally couldn't stand the fat man's endless chatter. With a flick of his finger, a black dot fell on the fat man.
"Here I go, this is bird poop...but it's bugs."
The fat man quickly flicked off the black spot. It was a small black insect.
Although the bug was bounced off, Fatty's body became itchy.
"Emma is so itchy! You bastard, what did you do to the fat man?" The fat man scratched his body with both hands, feeling as if every pore in his body was itchy, and he couldn't scratch it all.
The Ghost Hand Poison King grinned, "This is my itchy bug. People who are infected by this bug will itch all over their bodies until their whole bodies fester and die!"
Everyone's expressions changed, and they all subconsciously took a few steps back. Someone hugged Wang Dachun and said, "Little miracle doctor, it's getting late today. I'll come to see you next time. I'll say goodbye!"
"Farewell!"
The villagers in Willow Town walked away in the blink of an eye, fearing that the terrifying insect of the Ghost Hand Poison King would fall on them.
The fat man grinned, "Fuck! It's so poisonous. Didn't the fat man just ask you to eat Xiang? Do you need to be so cruel?"
The Ghost Hand Poison King laughed sinisterly, "Jie Jie, anyone who goes against me will have a bad end, especially a fat guy like you, just wait for your whole body to fester and die!"
Wang Dachun snorted coldly, "Arrogant, using poison in front of me is just like doing the same thing."
After speaking, he directly threw a black pill as big as a soybean to the fat man, "Eat this to cure the poison."
This kind of pill is made from golden silkworm's dada. It can detoxify hundreds of poisons and is more effective than any detoxification pill in the world.
In line with the principle of not wasting, Wang Dachun collected them and made them into pills, which came in handy at critical moments.
The fat man put the black pill on the tip of his nose and sniffed it. He couldn't help but frown, "Damn! It smells so bad. It's similar to the dog Xiang just now. It's not made of Xiang, right?"
Wang Dachun curled his lips, "You don't care if it was made by Xiang, anyway, it will turn into Xiang sooner or later if it enters your stomach, so what does it matter!"
The fat man staggered. What kind of logic is this? According to you, he will become Xiang sooner or later.
Then everyone might as well just eat Xiang! Simple, convenient and hassle-free.
It also saves money!
