The blood on the arms of the four Huangmao people was flowing.
All four people were dumbfounded. They didn't understand. They were obviously here to cause trouble, so why did they become a drug tester?
This script is wrong!
Damn, did you give me the money?
Huang Mao looked at the blood on his arm and couldn't help but look a little pale, "I...I'm so dizzy, please help me stop the bleeding!"
It's just a test of the medicine. Why on earth would you cut such a deep wound?
Wang Dachun took out a small porcelain bottle and unscrewed the cap, "Okay, I'll help you apply the medicine right now!"
He held the small porcelain bottle and showed it around, "Dear guests and friends, this is the miracle medicine produced by our company. This medicine comes from an ancient secret recipe. It can not only quickly stop bleeding, regenerate broken meridians and bones, It also has the function of removing scars, which can be said to kill three birds with one stone.”
"A bottle only costs ninety-nine. If you buy it for ninety-nine, you will suffer a loss. If you buy it for ninety-nine, you will not be fooled."
"With a bottle in hand, I have the world. With a bottle in hand, you are no longer afraid of injury, bleeding, fractures, or scars..."
"Ninety-nine, the beauties in the world will come with you, ninety-nine, let you live to be ninety-nine..."
"..."
"Damn it! Is this medicine really so good? I want to buy a bottle and try it too."
"That's right, place the order. It's only ninety-nine anyway. If it doesn't work, just think of it as a health care trip to the red light district."
"I'll go to your place. Health care is so cheap. Brother, please give us your detailed address. Singles are having a hard time!"
Meiji and Li Ruoxi’s live broadcast room instantly went viral, the comment section was flooded with requests, and the orders were dropped even more.
"Pfft!"
When Li Junlan and the other girls saw how good Wang Dachun was at deceiving him, they burst out laughing. It would be a shame for this guy not to sell cockroach medicine.
"good!"
The judges in the audience couldn't help but applaud enthusiastically. People were so excited by Wang Dachun's deception that they wanted to immediately buy a few bottles of tendon and bone ointment and put them at home.
Be prepared.
"Hey, can you help us apply the medicine first? The blood is almost drained!"
The four Huang Mao people couldn't bear it any longer and stared at Wang Dachun. You can't brag after giving us the medicine first!
What a shameful thing!
The resentment of several people skyrocketed.
Wang Dachun glared at a few people, turned off the microphone and said, "Why are you arguing? You won't die if you bleed a little. Lesbians bleed a little every month, but you are still a big man, not even as good as a woman!"
Damn it!
Is this what you are saying is human language?
Can that be the same? Lesbians bleed to detoxify, but we bleed in vain!
You haven’t paid me yet!
Huang Mao and the four others were ready to strangle Wang Dachun to death. If the TV station hadn't been recording the program now, they would have taken action long ago.
Wang Dachun said, and began to apply medicine to the wounds of the four people. While applying medicine, he said: "Our ointment stops bleeding in one minute and scars in five to ten minutes. If it doesn't work, we don't need to pay for it!"
In order to avoid the embarrassment last time, Wang Dachun did not dare to talk too much.
the other side.
Zhou Jun almost became angry when he looked at his nose with the telescope.
"Fuck! What are these bad guys like Pheasant doing? Why are they helping that little beast Wang Dachun test medicine?"
"What! Let me see."
Zhou Xue took a look at the telescope and was very angry, "Who are you looking for? They are too unreliable. These people must have been secretly bribed by that little beast Wang Dachun!"
Zhou Jun's face was also ugly. He had finally planned a conspiracy, but he didn't expect it to end like this.
"Don't worry, if it doesn't have the effect he boasted about later, I'll see how he ends up!"
As soon as Zhou Xue finished speaking, she suddenly heard someone in the crowd exclaim, "The bleeding has stopped! The bleeding has really stopped! It really only takes a minute!"
"Hey! It's amazing!"
Everyone looked around and saw blood flowing from the wounds of Huang Mao and others. As soon as the ointment was applied, the bleeding stopped within a minute.
The effect is obvious.
The faces of those guys who came on stage to cause trouble changed, and they looked a little unnatural.
Wang Dachun looked at the few people and smiled lightly, "Well, what else do you have to say? Are you going to say that we are liars?"
"Hmph, this doesn't mean anything. The human body has the ability to stop bleeding, right?"
"That is, unless it can scar quickly like you said."
A few people were holding their necks and talking harshly.
Wang Dachun sneered, "Okay, just wait a few more minutes!"
Soon, five minutes passed, and scars began to form on the wounds of the four Huangmao people.
Wang Dachun picked up the microphone again and said, "Everyone, after five minutes, please ask the lady from the TV station to zoom in closer to see if their wounds have scarred. Of course, you can also go on stage to verify in person."
As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, several people jumped on the stage.
"I'll go! It's really scarred!"
"This is too fast!"
"It is indeed a miracle medicine. If the old lady walks without holding on to the wall, I will take it for you!"
"Give me two bottles!"
"I want three bottles!"
"I want it too! I want it too!"
The scene immediately exploded. This magical medicine only sold for ninety-nine yuan, which was really not expensive.
There is no life without bumps and bruises. I just go to the hospital and spend hundreds of dollars, but the effect is not that good.
Meiji smiled and said, "These friends on the stage can each receive a bottle for free. Thank you for coming on stage."
"yeah!"
A few people were overjoyed, but those in the audience were a little regretful. They wish they had gone up earlier.
The few people who came on stage to make trouble saw that something was wrong and planned to run away. As soon as they jumped off the stage, they were caught by several plainclothes policemen. "Police, you are suspected of slander and spreading rumors. Come with us to the station and explain yourself." Your crime."
The heroic Nangong Lily waved her hand, "Take it away!"
Wang Dachun had long expected that someone would take the opportunity to cause trouble, so he asked Nangong Baihe to hide in the dark.
As expected, he guessed it.
The yellow-haired people on the stage trembled and quickly clamped their anus, and their original intention of taking the opportunity to retaliate was gone.
Nangong Baihe and the others knew that even though they looked extremely beautiful, they were known to be selfless and would lose their skin if they fell into her hands.
Huang Mao grinned and asked Wang Dachun in a low voice, "Our mission is completed, can we go down now?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "Well, you can go!"
Um...are you going to send yourself away now?
Here’s the promised reward!
At any rate, everyone should be given a bottle of bone-injuring and bone-breaking ointment!
"Well...everyone else can get the magic medicine when they come on stage, so we can get it too!"
Wang Dachun curled his lips, "Didn't yours already be given to you?"
"What...what do you mean you gave it to me?"
Wang Dachun stretched out his hand and pointed at the wounds of several people, "Have you already given them to them? Didn't they all wipe them on the wounds? Could it be that what they wiped was dog feces?"
Several people fell instantly!
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The author has something to say:
So what... Some readers suggested that they would like a green lotus to make a cameo in the book, which will be arranged later to satisfy your curiosity haha
