Ma Yan waved her hands repeatedly, "You asked me to do it because you wanted to be tortured. There are so many people watching, and there is a video to prove it. Don't try to blackmail me!"
Lu Ming wanted to cry. You gave me such a deep wound. Can't you just complain and comfort my injured little heart?
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "Hey, do you want to stop the bleeding?"
This guy's arm is still bleeding, so he has no time to talk, so he just accepts it.
Lu Ming snorted: "Nonsense, of course I want it, give me the ointment quickly!"
"Didn't you say that my ointment is useless? You also said that stopping bleeding and scarring are the body's stress response. Show me the stress!"
"..."
Lu Ming was speechless. He originally thought of making a small cut to overturn Wang Dachun's conclusion, but he didn't expect that stupid reporter to be so ruthless. The stubble on his bones was almost exposed.
Even the body of a god can't stop the bleeding!
Lu Ming glared at Wang Dachun fiercely, "Stop talking! Stop the bleeding quickly, the blood will drain out soon!"
Wang Dachun crossed his arms and said happily: "It's none of my business! It's not my blood that was shed."
"you……"
"Haha, what a pleasure! This guy deserves it!"
"That's right. If you fight with my master, your little hair is still a little tender!"
Seeing that Lu Ming was about to go berserk, Wang Dachun added, "It's not impossible if you want my tendon-breaking ointment, just pay for it! That guy just called for a thousand a bottle, so I'll sell you a bottle at that price! "
Lu Ming rolled his eyes in anger, "Fuck! One thousand bottles, why don't you go and grab it!"
Wang Dachun shrugged, "Don't forget it, my medicine is easy to sell anyway, so I don't have to worry about selling it!"
"Fuck! Are you going to buy it or not? If not, we will buy it. Really, a grown man can't even afford a thousand yuan, so shameful!"
"That's right, come down if you don't want to buy it!"
Those who wanted to buy the ointment suddenly became unhappy and began to express their disapproval of Lu Ming.
Lu Ming: "..."
It's so hard for me!
Seeing that his wound was bleeding, he gritted his teeth and counted out a thousand yuan from his wallet, "Buy, here is a thousand yuan, here you go!"
"Sorry, I don't accept cash, please pay with your mobile phone!"
"Fuck! Didn't you tell me earlier?"
Lu Ming's face turned green. You didn't say anything when I took out my wallet. You had to wait until the money was counted before saying you didn't want cash?
What's wrong with Jie Nima?
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "I want to see if you can count money with your IQ!"
Lu Ming: "..."
I am a genius, how could I let this guy speak like a ghost?
After paying with his mobile phone, Wang Dachun took out a porcelain vase and said, "This is yours!"
He paused and said, "It's better for me to help you apply the medicine. Looking at your clumsiness, I'm afraid that such a good medicine will be wasted."
Wang Dachun calmly pressed twice on the two hemostasis points on Lu Ming's arm, and then applied the ointment evenly on the wound.
Suddenly, the wound on Lu Ming's arm stopped bleeding.
"I'll go! The bleeding really stopped. It was like a shower just now. The bleeding stopped immediately as soon as the medicine was put on. Good medicine! Good medicine!"
"That's right. It can stop bleeding from such a big and deep wound. It's amazing! It's amazing!"
"This medicine is really good. I think it's not expensive to sell a thousand bottles!"
Those onlookers observed closely and sighed one by one.
Wang Dachun was secretly happy. This was not entirely due to the ointment, but mainly to the fact that he pressed the hemostasis point.
Listening to everyone's praise, Lu Ming felt so depressed that he almost spit out a mouthful of blood. He originally wanted to demolish Wang Dachuntai, but unexpectedly, he was given a wave of advertisements instead.
This is really a shame!
It's all the fault of the bad note-taker!
Lu Ming mentally greeted each of the eighteen generations of Ma Yan's ancestors.
Wang Dachun started to show off again, "Everyone, look at the time. It takes five minutes to scar, but it will definitely not take six minutes. That's how tricky the bone-breaking ointment is!"
"I'll go! Dean Wang's review is so accurate that it's so awesome!"
"Niupiclaas!"
Almost everyone at the scene looked at the time subconsciously.
Lu Ming felt like his days were like years on stage, and every minute and every second was suffering.
Because everyone looks at him like a monkey.
He really couldn't understand why he became an advertiser for Wang Dachun?
But I didn’t get even a dime of advertising fees!
Not only that, he was stabbed in the arm.
"puff!"
The more Lu Ming thought about it, the more cowardly he became, and suddenly he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of old blood.
"Hey, let me go. Why are you vomiting blood?"
"This should be caused by too much fire in the body and too strong inner fire!"
"No, you are so angry? The knife edge bleeds so much, and it still spurts blood? I admire it! I admire it!"
Lu Ming's face turned green when he heard this. God's anger was too strong, and he was a bunch of evil things!
I'm so angry!
Wang Dachun laughed, "Dr. Lu, didn't you just spend a thousand yuan on ointment? As for the distressed vomiting of blood? Come on, come on, I'll return the money to you, so as not to cause any deaths!" "
"go away!"
Lu Ming wanted to strangle Wang Dachun to death. Is this a matter of money?
Can you please stop being so disgusting!
"Five minutes are up, let's see if there are any scars?"
Everyone gathered around to take a look, "This... Dean Wang, there are no scars!"
Wang Dachun blushed, "Uh... let me take a look!"
Lu Ming finally found an opportunity to refute and couldn't help laughing proudly, "I told you this guy is a big liar. If you still don't believe it, do it now!"
Wang Dachun suddenly slapped his thigh, "I forgot to tell you about individual differences. Everyone's physical condition is different, and the speed of scar formation is also different."
"For example, this Dr. Lu masturbates a lot. His body is relatively weak, so it is normal for scars to form slowly!"
Wang Dachun smiled and said, "This is Dr. Lu, Dr. Lu. You will know just by listening to the name. If you don't masturbate for a day, you will feel uncomfortable. Your body will have been hollowed out a long time ago!"
Lu Ming: "..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter. Some people even laughed so hard that they were almost in tears.
"Pfft!"
Jiang Lina burst out laughing. She blushed and glared at Wang Dachun. This guy is so bad!
When Lu Ming met him, he was unlucky for eight lifetimes!
At this moment, someone suddenly exclaimed, "Look, it's scarred! It's really scarred!"
"I'll go! Is it true, such a big wound can scar so quickly? It's really awesome!"
"This is simply against the natural laws of human beings!"
"Niubi! Niubi! I want as much of this medicine as I want!"
Everyone became excited again. If the wound was small before, it could be said to be the body's stress response.
Now that such a big wound can scar so quickly, I can only say that this ointment is awesome!
