"Hahahaha, this kid can't think about it. Don't worry, after you leave, I will buy firecrackers to celebrate!"
Lu Ming danced excitedly, almost singing on the spot.
Everyone turned to stare at Lu Ming. Whose dog was not tied up properly? Is it really okay to say such sarcastic words at this time?
Even Zhong Jiaguo sighed. This Lu Ming's mind is too narrow-minded to become a great person!
Wang Dachun had no time to talk to Lu Ming. Instead, he looked at Ma Yan and said, "Miss, come here and check if my wound is real?"
Ma Yan's expression changed, "Oh my god! You were so cut, you're bleeding. You're so young, why can't you think about it so hard?"
With that said, she came to press Wang Dachun's wound.
"..."
Wang Dachun chuckled, "I think everyone has misunderstood. I am not committing suicide. I just want to show everyone the new drug our company has developed - Shangjinduanggu ointment."
As he spoke, he turned his hand over and a small white porcelain bottle appeared in his hand.
Seeing that the new drug is about to be launched, how could Wang Dachun miss such a good free publicity opportunity?
Everyone suddenly realized, I'm going to go, if you didn't tell me earlier, you would have made us all worry in vain.
Lu Ming's smile froze on his face. It turned out that he was not committing suicide. This made me happy for nothing.
Wang Dachun handed the porcelain bottle to Ma Yan, "Miss, please put the medicine in the porcelain bottle on the wound. Brother, please zoom in on the camera."
Ma Yan nodded, "Okay." After saying that, she awkwardly applied the medicine to Wang Dachun's wound.
Wang Dachun then raised his voice and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now is the time to witness the miracle. Let everyone witness the magic of our miracle medicine Shangjinduangguang ointment!"
"Stop the bleeding in one minute!"
"Five minutes for scarring!"
"No matter how big the scars are on your body, using our medicine will ensure that there will be no scars and you will have perfect skin!"
"Whether you have a skin injury, a broken bone, or a broken bone, I will give you the same you as before!"
"Today, we, Ji Meiren Biopharmaceuticals, are the first to launch ten bottles of ointment, selling for only 99 yuan."
"Ninety-nine yuan, you can't buy it at a loss, let alone be fooled. For ninety-nine yuan, the handsome guy and girl will come with you."
"Apply ointment on broken bones and tendons, and all troubles will have nowhere to hide..."
Everyone was stunned. What kind of cool operation is this? This is a street stall moved here!
The corners of Sun Wuji and Fan Gang's mouths twitched fiercely, and even Jiang Lina covered their mouths with her hands, her face turning red from suppressing it.
This guy is really good at making pranks. If you sell medicine, you can sell medicine. Is this how to promote it?
"Master is awesome, haha!"
"My teacher doesn't even help me when he falls, so I just obey him!"
Sun Wuji glared at the student, who immediately shrank his neck and said, "I accept it! I accept it, I accept it all!"
These two ancestors, the old and the young, can't afford to offend them!
Qin Chuan on the stage directly covered his face, looking embarrassed.
Shame on you! Shame on you!
Why did I turn the traditional Chinese medicine exchange meeting into a street stall?
Wang Dachun advertised for five minutes in one breath, "It's time, little sister, President Qin, come and see if my wound has scarred?"
After hearing this, the two of them looked at Wang Dachun's wound and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, it's really scarred!"
"This is so amazing!"
"Let me see!"
"Let me take a look too!"
Everyone was very curious and ran to the stage to check Wang Dachun's wounds.
"It's really scarred! Hey! This is really amazing!"
"That's right, this medicine is so awesome, I want all ten bottles of medicine!"
"How much do you want to pay? If you want it, I'll pay you two hundred bottles!"
"I'll pay three hundred!"
"Five hundred a bottle, I'll cover it!"
"Don't argue with me, I'll pay you ten thousand, and I'll take all ten bottles!"
In an instant, the scene turned into an auction house.
Wang Dachun was dumbfounded. He didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic. I just wanted to advertise!
Sun Wuji opened his mouth wide, "Let me go, Master is worthy of being a Master!"
"Awesome Luck!"
"Master is awesome!"
Fan Gang's old face turned red with excitement. Dean Wang was worthy of being Dean Wang, he could make huge waves no matter where he was.
This time we are fighting for face for our medical school!
Zhong Jiaguo and Lu Ming's expressions became more and more ugly, and this boy was losing all the limelight.
The young master expressed dissatisfaction, and Lu Ming immediately stood up and shouted, "Everyone, wait a minute!"
Everyone turned to look at Lu Ming, "Hey, how much do you bid?"
Lu Ming rolled his eyes, "Don't be fooled by this kid. It takes one minute to stop bleeding and five minutes to form scars. This is the body's emergency response. It can stop bleeding and scarring without ointment!"
Everyone was startled, it sounded reasonable.
Wang Dachun smiled lightly and said, "What you say sounds very reasonable. Do you dare to come up and do an experiment?"
"Why don't you dare!"
Lu Ming walked up to the stage as he spoke. In order to expose Wang Dachun's tricks, he would admit it even if he had an operation, let alone cut some skin.
Wang Dachun glanced at Lu Ming and smiled: "Are you going to let me cut it or do it yourself?"
Lu Ming looked at the shining dagger and felt a little dizzy, "I'm dizzy, let the girl from the TV station do it!"
Ma Yan waved her hands repeatedly, "I can't do it, I'm bleeding."
Lu Ming waved his hand, "It's okay. At worst, you can close your eyes during the incision."
"Then what if I strike too hard?"
Wang Dachun chuckled, "It doesn't matter, we have tendon and bone ointment, you just cut it, I can stop his bleeding even if I remove his arm!"
Lu Ming staggered, "Get out of here!" Is this a problem of stopping the bleeding?
Ma Yan thought for a while and said: "Let's make it clear first that no matter what problem arises, you can't trouble me, otherwise I won't help you!"
Lu Ming nodded, "I promise not to cause trouble for you."
Finally, Ma Yan agreed, closed her eyes and slashed with the knife.
puff!
Suddenly a bloody arrow shot out.
Luming suddenly screamed, "Ah! I'm dead! I'm dead!"
Everyone was in an uproar, girl, you really cut it, and you put so much effort into it, how much hatred is there!
"Haha, yes, the girl did a great job!"
"That's right, I asked her to cut this guy myself, I can't blame anyone else!"
"I love it, I love it. This girl is so silly and cute!"
Several of Wang Dachun's disciples clapped their hands and cheered. This guy Lu Ming was always against his master. Everyone had already noticed that he was unhappy!
Ma Yan opened her eyes and looked, her face turned pale with fright, "Ah? I didn't mean it. What kind of knife is this? Why is it so fast?"
This dagger belongs to the killer Black Shark. It is a high-end product. It blows my hair and breaks my hair. Can I be unhappy?
Lu Ming looked at Ma Yan with a resentful look, "Miss, do I have any grudge against you? You're so cruel!"
