Wang Dachun: "Then you go and die. If you die, this society will be peaceful!"
Zhao Guangnian: "..."
Qin Chuan frowned, "Don't argue with them yet. Send the patient to the hospital first. It would be bad if something unexpected happens."
Zhao Guangnian smiled proudly, "After struggling for a long time, don't we still have to send people to the hospital? You people are all quacks. Chinese medicine is just not good, why don't you admit it?"
"That's right, we might as well close our doors!"
"That's right, coming here for a meeting is simply a waste of social resources."
The three of them sang together and talked about something unpleasant, which made everyone's faces so gloomy that they could almost shed tears.
It’s not that traditional Chinese medicine is incompetent. What’s bad about traditional Chinese medicine is that it doesn’t have advanced medical equipment.
Wang Dachun smiled coldly, "You really treat ignorance as personality and ignorance as innocence. Do you really think that we can't see what's wrong with the patient? You are too underestimated by us Chinese medicine doctors!"
Zhao Guangnian laughed and said, "You guys have just checked and found out the cause. This is something that is obvious to all."
Wang Dachun snorted: "It's not that we can't find out, but I want to save some face for you. Since you don't know how to live or die, don't blame me for exposing you!"
Everyone was confused and didn't understand what Wang Dachun was talking about.
Only two old foxes, Zhong Jiaguo and Sun Wuji, raised their brows, as if they somewhat understood what Wang Dachun meant.
Wang Dachun said this to take care of everyone's face. Even though they were fighting in the nest just now, once they encounter foreign enemies, they will still unite to fight against the outside world.
Zhao Guangnian's eyes flashed, "I don't know what you are talking about, what does it mean to expose us? What do we have to expose!"
Wang Dachun smiled faintly, "Pretend, keep pretending, since you won't tell me, let me expose your insidious tricks."
Zhao Guangnian curled his lips, "Tsk, it's true. What tricks can we use?"
Wang Dachun knelt down and looked at the patient lying on the ground with a smile and said, "Sir, I've been lying on the ground for so long. Isn't the ground cold?"
Everyone looked at Wang Dachun in confusion. You must be stupid. He is already in a coma, and you still tell him a hammer.
What's this, trying to bring life to the dead!
Only Zhao Guangnian and the other three had a flash of panic in their eyes, "Boy, why don't you send the person to the hospital quickly? If something happens, can you afford it?"
Wang Dachun looked at Zhao Guangnian with a half-smile, "Hey, I feel guilty. Is this your brother lying on the ground?"
Zhao Guangnian's expression changed and he said angrily: "Nonsense! I think it's more like your brother!"
Wang Dachun stopped talking to Zhao Guangnian and continued to say to the patient lying on the ground: "Pretend, keep pretending, I'll see how long you can keep pretending."
As he said that, he waved to Li Weidong, "You guys come here and scratch his armpits. Whoever wakes him up will be rewarded with 10,000 yuan by the master."
"Okay! Just take a look, Master, I'm the best at tickling people."
That's right, even a dead person can be scratched alive by me! "
"Haha, even a ghost who has been dead for eight hundred years can still make him laugh three times!"
Sun Wuji's students were all gearing up, as if they had been given blood.
You can get a bonus of 10,000 yuan for tickling a servant. When did it become so easy to make money!
This is almost the same as free prostitution!
Sun Wuji looked at his several Huobao students and couldn't help but cover his forehead, with an expression as if they were not my students.
Zhao Guangnian and others couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths when they saw several people taking out brushes, hooks, toothpicks and other tools from their bags.
Damn, you still have tools. Is this a professional scratching construction team?
"Hmph, I think you are just fooling around. If you don't send a patient to the hospital after he has been unconscious for so long, you will be screwed if something goes wrong!"
Zhao Guangnian shouted with some guilt.
Wang Dachun ignored Zhao Guangnian at all, but said to several people: "Scratch!"
Immediately, a unique tickling competition began.
In order to get the 10,000 yuan bonus, Li Weidong and the other three each used their own special skills.
"Look at my invincible scratching hand!"
"Dead man jumping!"
"Immortal Foot Catch!"
Several people attacked the patient's armpits, soles of feet, belly and other sensitive parts at the same time.
Zhao Guangnian and the other three: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone looked at this funny scene in stunned silence. This was the first time in their lives that they had seen patients being rescued like this.
It’s absolutely amazing!
Even the corners of Zhong Jiaguo's mouth twitched. This guy Wang Dachun is so capable!
The patient lying on the ground now had a twitching mouth corner.
Wang Dachun laughed, "Look, this guy can't hold it anymore. If he wants to laugh, I guess he can't hold it in for three seconds!"
As soon as the words fell!
puff!
The patient burst out laughing and said, "Wow hahahaha, it's so itchy! It's so itchy! It itches me to death!"
As he said that, he rolled up from the ground and said, "Brothers, please stop scratching. It's really itchy, hahahaha..."
puff!
Everyone was dumbfounded, you are really pretending!
At first, everyone was a little unconvinced, thinking that Wang Dachun was fooling around, but now everyone is undoubtedly unanimous and no one has exposed him.
I didn’t expect that this “patient” was really pretending to be in a coma. It’s a world full of wonders!
When Zhao Guangnian and the others saw that the situation was not good, they wanted to run away, but they didn't know that Wang Dachun kept a close eye on them.
"These three scum are trying to escape, don't let them go!"
Suddenly, a group of security guards gathered around. They were already unhappy with these three arrogant and domineering guys!
Zhao Guangnian's expression changed, "Why, you still want to force me to stay? This is against the law!"
Sun Wuji chuckled, "Didn't you just say you wanted to have a good communication? How can we leave if we haven't started communication yet!"
"you……"
The three people's faces turned red, and they were suddenly in a dilemma.
Wang Dachun looked at the "patient" who was awakened by the scratch, and said with a half-smile: "Tell me, who sent you here to pretend to be dead? Is it the three of them?"
The man looked confused, "No, no one asked me to come. I fainted while walking!"
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Scratch! Keep scratching! I won't stop until he tells the truth!"
"okay!"
Li Weidong and others pushed the guy to the ground and manipulated him as fiercely as a tiger.
"Hahahaha, it's itchy! It's so itchy!"
"Please stop scratching me, I'm ticklish hahahaha!"
"..."
"Stop scratching! I said! I'm going to say anything! Please stop scratching!"
Ten minutes later, the guy's nose was full of tears and his whole body was twitching. He finally experienced what it felt like to be tickled for ten minutes!
Drunk and dreamy!
Wang Dachun said calmly: "Tell me, if there is a lie, I will scratch you for half an hour next time, so that you can understand what life is worse than death!"
The man shivered, and he pointed at Zhao Guangnian, "It's him, it's him, it's him. He gave me five hundred yuan and said he would give me a good job. What a scam. If I had known, I would give him a good job." Qian Laozi won’t do it either!”
