"It's not hard, this is what we should do!"
The two policemen were somewhat flattered. Wang Dachun's reputation was well-known throughout the town.
Every village hopes that Wang Dachun will pass on his wealth-making experience and techniques to them, and every village is spreading his legendary deeds.
Zhang Qiang asked Wang Dachun, "What should we do with these chicken thieves now? Should we take them to the police station?"
When the three of them heard that they were being taken to the police station, they immediately panicked, "No, please don't take us to the police station. Since we have not brought any bad influence to the village, just treat us like shit." Let it go!"
Wang Ermazi kicked Chen Ergou hard on the buttocks, "You idiot said he didn't have a bad impact on us. The day before yesterday, you guys stole all the chickens I had! Why are you beasts like that?" Be cruel, at least leave one for me!"
After Wang Ermazi said this, he kicked several people hard on the buttocks.
"What an injustice! This is our first time stealing chickens. We just wanted to steal two golden chickens to satisfy our greed. The other chickens were really not stolen by us!"
"That's right, if we lie, we will be struck by lightning."
"It's really... it's really not... we... stole it. If you lie, it will destroy our... lives!"
Several people kept swearing and swearing.
Everyone immediately looked at each other, a little unsure. Could it be that someone else stole the chicken?
"Dachun, please make up your mind!"
Wang Dachun nodded, "They probably didn't steal the chickens from the past two days. There was someone else who stole the chickens."
Chen Ergou and the others burst into tears of gratitude, "Thank you, thank you brothers for believing in us!"
"What about these guys? Even if they didn't steal the chickens two days ago, then they are here to steal the chickens today. I think we should send them to the police station."
"That's right, it's best to sentence them to two years in prison. Such people are lazy and think about stealing the fruits of other people's labor all day long. They should be caught!"
"Yes, take him to the police station!"
The villagers have zero tolerance for thieves.
"No, please don't send us to the police station, please!"
"Brother Dachun, you have a lot, please spare us this time!"
Wang Dachun sighed, "It's not impossible to spare you this time, but Tian Daqing must come over to guarantee that there will be no next time!"
"Yeah, yeah." The three of them kowtowed.
Wang Dachun looked at the old village chief and said, "Old village chief, call Tian Daqing and come over to pick him up!"
"good!"
At this moment, Tian Daqing was fucking the women's director Feng Guifen's belly!
Tian Daqing's wife has returned to her parents' home in the past two days, and he has begun to become dishonest.
"Old Tian, why do you feel like you are getting worse and worse? You've been wilting all day long." Feng Guifen twisted her body a few times and said with some dissatisfaction.
Tian Daqing suddenly became unhappy, "Hey, you slut, your desire is obviously getting stronger and stronger, right?"
At this moment, Tian Daqing's cell phone, which was placed on the bedside table, rang.
"I'll go! Who the hell is this? You're still making phone calls in the middle of the night." Tian Daqing was not angry. When he was doing good things, he was most afraid of being disturbed by others.
As soon as the call was connected, the dissatisfied voice of the old village chief came over immediately.
"Tian Daqing, I, Lao Wang, and fellow villagers Chen Ergou, Wang Daniu and Li Erdan from your village were caught by the police from the police station for stealing chickens in our village. Hurry up and get them, otherwise they will be sent to the police station! "
After saying that, without waiting for his answer, the old village chief hung up the phone.
"What!"
When Tian Daqing heard this, his expression changed, he felt excited, his body twitched a few times, and he took off directly.
Feng Guifen glared at Tian Daqing and complained: "It's really useless!"
Tian Daqing smiled apologetically, "Sorry, honey, I have something urgent to deal with, so I'll leave first."
"Go away, go away!"
Tian Daqing drove to Taoyuan Village and scolded the three people. No matter how bad these three people were, they were still villagers in his own village. If they went to jail, it would not have a good impact on him.
Tian Daqing was even ridiculed by the old village chief, not to mention the depression in his heart.
This farce of chicken stealing ended just like that. The villagers went home to rest, but Wang Dachun couldn't sleep. After all, the real chicken thief hadn't appeared yet. Who knew if he would come tonight?
Wang Dachun thought for a while and pulled the carrot head off Li Ruoxi's bed. The guy was lying in Li Ruoxi's arms with an intoxicated expression on his face.
This made Wang Dachun feel envious and jealous. That was his territory!
And Li Ruoxi probably regarded it as a toy doll, because almost all girls had no resistance to such fluffy little animals.
Carrying Carrot Tou into his room, he felt dissatisfied and grinned at Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun put his hands on his hips, "Hey! I think you are tired of living, and you still want to compete with me for a wife? Believe it or not, I will stew you!"
The little guy hugged his chest with two little paws and turned his head away with disdain.
"I've become a sperm! This guy is definitely a sperm!"
Its movements are very similar to Li Ruoxi's movements, and it must have been learned from her.
"Listen, catch the chicken thief tonight, or I won't let you sleep in my wife's bed! Oh, I won't give you fried chicken!"
This guy's super sense of smell and hearing are even stronger than his own, making him perfect for catching thieves.
Carrot Head curled his lips in disdain, his expression even more dismissive.
"I'm not trying to scare you. If you let the chicken thieves continue stealing like this, you'll have to steal all the chickens. You won't even eat the chicken butts, let alone the chickens!"
Wang Dachun felt that the more he lived, the more he regressed, and he actually wanted to threaten a prairie dog.
"Hiss! Hiss!"
The prairie dog finally started to change his expression, his eyes became fierce, and he gestured with his little paws for a while, saying that anyone who dared to steal his chickens would be his enemy.
"So, protecting the chickens in the village means protecting your food. This is related to your happy life in the future, do you understand?"
The groundhog nodded, jumped out of the window in a flash, and quickly disappeared into the night.
"Young man, fight me, your IQ is still a little low!" Wang Dachun smiled proudly, but he finally fooled this guy into lameness.
Sending Carrot Tou out on patrol would be more efficient than doing it himself.
Li Ruoxi yawned and walked over, "Dachun, who were you talking to just now?"
Li Ruoxi was wearing a cartoon pajamas, revealing two beautiful white legs. Wang Dachun immediately swallowed hard and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Good legs!"
Then he put Li Ruoxi's body on his lap and kissed her with a big mouth.
The two of them kissed until the sky was dark, just when Wang Dachun was about to knock Li Ruoxi down and cook the rice for the first time.
Li Ruoxi quickly pushed Wang Dachun away, "It's too late today, go get some rest!"
After saying that, she blushed and ran away. She deeply understood the truth that for a man, it is best not to let him get your body easily, otherwise he will not cherish it.
