"Yes, we are the best at handling this kind of thing."
The vulture chuckled, and a few people carried the two unconscious men toward the back mountain. Obviously, this was not the first time they had done this kind of thing.
When Wang Dachun returned to Baklon's house, the first thing he did was to take a bath. He had just fought with Gongsun Yang and was rolling like a mud monkey.
The bathroom in the Bucklon family is a simple room made of wood. It is very simple and cannot cover the bottom.
Wang Dachun fetched a large bucket of water from the well and went to the bathroom door and opened the door.
"Who?" Nangong Baihe's somewhat wary voice came from inside.
"So it's Sister Lily. What are you doing in there without turning on the light?" Wang Dachun said and turned on the light with a click.
"ah!"
Nangong Baihe immediately screamed and covered her chest, squatting down. This bathroom was too simple and could only isolate key parts.
"You're going to die, turn off the lights quickly! Who asked you to turn on the lights!" Nangong Baihe's embarrassed voice came from inside.
"Um...I didn't see anything. Really...your figure is really impressive!"
Wang Dachun quickly turned off the light, swallowed secretly, and sighed to himself that this girl's figure was really hot, and it was already difficult to control just the tip of the iceberg.
"Asshole! Go away, get away!" Nangong Baihe gritted her teeth in anger. Doesn't this bastard mean that he saw him when he said this? Thinking of this, she felt crazy.
"Hey, you wash slowly, I'll smoke a cigarette at the door." Wang Dachun said and went to the yard to mess alone.
After a long time, Nangong Baihe came out of the bathroom with a blushing face. When she saw Wang Dachun, she couldn't help but snorted and quickly slipped into the room. Bakron had already arranged their room.
Wang Dachun then went to the bathroom to take a shower and turned on the light, but he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Because the clothes hanging on the rope were all Nangong Baihe's washed clothes, and the underwear was a set of sexy underwear full of holes. Just one look at it made people's blood rush.
The evil fire that Wang Dachun had finally suppressed rose again. The scene of Nangong Baihe wearing this sexy underwear came to his mind. He couldn't help but swallow hard and felt his nose feel hot.
"This girl definitely did it on purpose! I'm sure of it!"
In the room, Nangong Baihe, who was lying on the bed, pictured Wang Dachun staring at her underwear and having a nosebleed in her mind, and couldn't help but laugh. No need to ask, this guy would definitely have a nosebleed of three liters.
"Hmph, if you were to trick me into having a first kiss, you'd better make your nose bleed dry!" Thinking of Wang Dachun's previous trick to kiss him, Nangong Baihe's teeth itched with hatred and she wished she could strangle him to death.
This guy is so hateful!
More than half an hour later, Wang Dachun came to the door of Nangong Baihe's room with two notes stuck in his nostrils, and said feebly: "Sister Baihe, open the door, I have something to tell you."
"I've fallen asleep. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it tomorrow."
Wang Dachun almost fell down. Can he still talk when he fell asleep? This chick can't even lie.
"I really have something to ask you. Please open the door first."
"If you have anything to say, just say it at the door."
Wang Dachun chuckled, "Actually, I want to ask if it's warm under the covers?"
"Get out!" Then a pillow hit him.
After a while, she found that there was no movement outside. Nangong Baihe tiptoed to the door and opened it. She found two bloody notes on the ground outside. She couldn't help covering her mouth and laughed. This guy really had a nosebleed.
Nangong Baihe clenched her little pink fist, this was so satisfying!
"Huh? What is this?" After closing the door, Nangong Baihe found a piece of paper on the ground, which was densely written with words.
"This can't be a love letter written by that pervert Wang Dachun to herself!" Thinking of this, Nangong Baihe blushed and picked up the paper.
""The Jade Girl's Heart Sutra"? This is a cultivation method!"
Nangong Baihe was overjoyed. It turned out that Wang Dachun was here to give this as a gift. This guy still had some conscience.
However, there was a sentence behind the note that made Nangong Baihe want to hit someone with hatred: Sister Lily, thank you for the kiss, so I gave you a copy of the practice method. I hope I can truly experience a French tongue kiss next time.
Nangong Baihe's pretty face turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said: "You bastard, if you return the tongue kiss, I will bite you to death next time!"
Thinking of Wang Dachun's rapid cultivation speed, Nangong Baihe's heart became hot and she immediately began to study.
"This "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" is really amazing and very suitable for my practice!"
Nangong Baihe read it and concluded that it was a good thing, so she immediately started practicing. She had great talent, but lacked a good training method. Wang Dachun was a help in times of need.
A night of silence.
Early the next morning, Wang Dachun got up to practice the soft sword. He now felt that his strength was not enough and he must improve his strength.
He originally thought that there were no masters in modern society, but he didn't expect that the Zhou family would have half-step masters. From this point of view, those really big families must have master-level figures.
With his current strength, he would definitely die if he met the Grandmaster.
After a while, Nangong Lily also got up. She saw Wang Dachun blushing first, and then went to the bathroom to collect clothes.
After a moment, Nangong Baihe suddenly screamed.
"What's wrong?" Wang Dachun was shocked and ran into the bathroom, "What happened?"
"How come my underwear is missing? It was hung here to dry last night!" Nangong Baihe looked at Wang Dachun with her beautiful eyes, showing a meaningful expression.
"Gone? Hey, don't look at me like that, I didn't take it!"
"I didn't say you took it, are you just asking for it?" Nangong Baihe blushed and looked at Wang Dachun with disdain. This guy is too wretched!
"You...I...really didn't take it. You have to believe me!" Wang Dachun was about to cry. He really didn't take it. How could he do such a shameless thing.
"It's not who you are. You were the last one to take a shower last night. If you take it out now, I might forgive you!" Nangong Baihe has despised Wang Dachun a hundred times in her heart.
"Please, it's really not me. I can swear on my character!" Wang Dachun wanted to die. Now it was like mud fell into his crotch. It was either shit or shit.
"Your character? Who had the nosebleed last night? You would rather believe in ghosts than your character!"
"..."
Wang Dachun said with a sad face, "I'll let you search my body and luggage, so that's alright!"
Nangong Baihe snorted, "Humph, who didn't know you could do magic, who knew where you'd been! Hurry up, be honest and be lenient, and go home to celebrate the New Year."
Wang Dachun completely collapsed. He really couldn't defend himself now. You really can't offend this woman, otherwise she will kill you.
