"Big... big... big brother, I... I have no money!"
Wang Dachun imitated the tone of the bald man and said: "Who still has cash now? This is a cashless era. Are you stupid?"
Huang Mao's expression changed, "Brother, he called you stupid!"
The bald man touched his bald head and said, "Fuck! I...I'm not stupid."
As he spoke, he waved to Huang Mao, who took out two QR codes that had already been printed and said: "If you have cash, take out the cash. If you don't have cash, you can pay with Alipay and WeChat."
Wang Dachun staggered and almost fell. I'll choke him! Now all robbers have learned to pay with their mobile phones?
The bald man tightened the dagger around Wang Dachun's neck, "Hurry... hurry up, scan... scan the QR code to pay."
Wang Dachun nodded and took out his mobile phone, "Okay, let me give you face. It's not easy to see you, so why don't I donate some to you?"
"But can you please put the dagger away? In the new era, we must have an innovative spirit. We must also pay attention to methods during robbery and keep pace with the times."
The bald man took the dagger away, a little confused, "How...how do you say this...?"
Wang Dachun grinned, "For example, you can take a broken bowl, come in front of everyone and say: Everyone, please, I haven't eaten rice for several days, can you give me something to eat..."
The bald man touched his head and said, "Huh? This method... seems feasible."
Huang Maoyi grinned, "Brother, what can be done! He is trying to trick us into begging for food!"
Only then did the bald man react and glared at Wang Dachun angrily, "Fuck! You, you, you... how dare you... fool... me?"
Wang Dachun laughed loudly, "Now you see that I am fooling you? This IQ is really worrying!"
"Pfft!"
Meiji covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she glared at Wang Dachun angrily. This guy was so good at deceiving him that he almost deceived this group of robbers!
"Brother, you are beautiful...beautiful!" Huang Mao was about to get angry when he suddenly caught a glimpse of the beautiful Mei Ji and his eyes immediately went straight.
"What a fool! The beauty is so beautiful. If you come with me, I will make sure that you eat well and drink well every day from now on!"
The bald man stared at Mei Ji with his eyes fixed on her. He even stopped chattering and stopped stammering when he spoke.
Huang Mao laughed and said, "Brother, other people stutter when they see a beautiful woman. Every time you see a beautiful woman, your stuttering will go away."
Wang Dachun was dumbfounded. He could actually do such a saucy thing?
The bald man looked at Mei Ji and laughed loudly, "Sir, I have seen countless women in my life, but I have never tasted the taste of a watery girl like you!"
Wang Dachun almost vomited out his overnight meal, "You are the only one who still has sex with countless women? I'm afraid you will never be able to enjoy it in your life!"
At the same time, he was a little unbelievable. This guy really stopped stammering when he spoke. The world is so big and full of wonders!
"Cao Nima! Beat this boy so hard that his legs will be broken!"
Suddenly, several people with unkind expressions came towards Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Wait a minute, can we waste money and eliminate disaster?"
"What's a way to destroy money and eliminate disasters?" Huang Mao smiled grimly.
Wang Dachun shook his phone, "I think it's not easy for everyone to rob, so I'll donate some money to you!"
The bald man's eyes lit up, "Yes, pay first."
Wang Dachun scanned the QR code and fiddled with his phone a few times. The bald man immediately took out his phone.
"Your Alipay payment is 0.01 yuan."
The bald man's expression changed, "Fuck! How dare you fool me!"
Wang Dachun chuckled, "Are you a monkey?"
The bald man was surprised, "How did you know?"
Wang Dachun nodded, "That's right, I'm playing monkey!"
puff!
Everyone in the minibus burst out laughing. They all admired Wang Dachun for being able to turn around a group of robbers. Who is this guy?
The bald man's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, "Fuck! Beat me! Beat me hard!"
I have been a professional robber for twenty years, and I have never seen anyone being robbed so arrogant and domineering!
Wang Dachun stood up and began to issue a call: "Comrades, since ancient times, evil has always prevailed over good. Let's catch these lawless elements and send them to the police, so as to restore a healthy society."
Everyone, you look at me and I look at you, but no one takes action. Just kidding, these people have dazzling knives in their hands, who dares to come up.
The bald man smiled proudly, "Let's see who dares to move! Beat this kid out!"
As soon as the bald man finished speaking, he let out a shrill scream because Wang Dachun stepped on his instep, crushing all his bones.
"Boss!"
The faces of Huang Mao and others changed, and they all rushed towards Wang Dachun, stabbing Wang Dachun fiercely with the daggers in their hands.
Wang Dachun reached out and accurately grasped Huang Mao's hand and squeezed it. The sound of breaking bones was heard. This sound was like the sound of eating popcorn, which sounded creepy.
"ah!"
Huang Mao's cry was even more pitiful than that of the bald man, and his entire face was completely distorted.
In just a few seconds, all of them were beaten to death by Wang Dachun.
Wang Dachun walked towards the last robber. The last robber stood by the window and looked at Wang Dachun with fear on his face, "Don't come over! If you come over again I'll jump!"
Wang Dachun crossed his arms and looked at him with a smile, "You jump, don't be in a hurry, I'll wait for you and I'll make sure no one competes with you!"
The speed of the car is now 100, and he wouldn't dare to jump even if he had the guts to do so.
"You...I'm really going to jump!" The robber saw that his companion had either broken an arm or a leg in a short period of time, and his calves were shaking with fear.
Wang Dachun simply sat down next to him and joked: "If you don't jump, you will be a grandson. If a scum like you dies, you will contribute to our socialist cause. Everyone applauds to give him some courage to jump out of the window."
As he said this, he applauded first.
"good!"
The passengers felt very happy and started to applaud. This scene was so relieving!
Plop!
The robber immediately knelt down in front of Wang Dachun and kowtowed, "Brother, please forgive me. There is an eighty-year-old mother on top of this villain, and a baby waiting to be fed below. I have no choice but to do this!"
"roll!"
Wang Dachun kicked him several times and said, "Everyone in this car is old and young. If they were all like you, blocking the road and robbing them, it would be okay!"
Wang Dachun kicked her again, "You still have an eighty-year-old mother? Your mother must be in her fifties at most. If you lie, you won't be afraid of your mother beating you!"
"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed.
Wang Dachun looked at the passengers in the car and said with a smile: "Everyone has seen it, right? Since ancient times, evil has always prevailed over good. Didn't great men say long ago that all reactionaries are paper tigers? These guys are not even diapers!"
