Everyone pricked up their ears, like curious babies.
"Because Vice President Zhu started masturbating when he was about ten years old, it hurt his roots." Wang Dachun said meticulously.
"What!"
"What the hell!"
"Fuck!"
"Starting masturbating at the age of ten, this is too strong!"
"Yeah, I started masturbating when I was twelve years old. I thought I was already very strong! No wonder I can become the dean!"
"Death look! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, the scene was like boiling oil with a ladle of water poured into it, causing a pot to explode.
Everyone was whispering to each other and discussing.
"you you you……"
Zhu Jiale pointed at Wang Dachun and looked at him with fear. This guy could actually figure out how old he was when he started masturbating, because not even his parents knew about this except him.
Is that human being?
Zhu Jiale became afraid of Wang Dachun for the first time.
"Gah!"
Zhu Jiale really lost all his dignity this time. Thinking of this, he suddenly became so angry that he rolled his eyes and fainted.
Wang Dachun shook his head and said speechlessly: "I'll go! Are you fainting now? I also plan to dig out more dirty information about you! For example, you once peeked at a woman taking a shower..."
"Gah!"
Zhu Jiale rolled his eyes again, this time he really fainted.
The students were all panicked, "This... Dean Wang, what should we do?"
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Don't panic, babies, Vice President Zhu just fainted and will not die!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Dean Wang's class was so exciting that it even made the first vice president faint.
"Today I will teach you how to wake up a comatose patient. The easiest way is to pinch the patient."
Zhu Jiale became a patient for Wang Dachun for free today. He was simply a good example to learn from Lei Feng!
Wang Dachun said: "Renzhong point is our life-saving point, also known as Shuigou. It is a commonly used first-aid point in traditional Chinese medicine. Stimulating this point can increase blood pressure and excite the respiratory center. It is often used for stroke, heatstroke, shock, People who are comatose, poisoned, or allergic suddenly experience respiratory arrest, blood pressure drop, etc.
You must master the correct technique when pinching Renzhong. When pinching, relax your shoulders and arms, press the tips of your thumb, index finger or middle finger on the Renzhong point, place the other four fingers on the lower jaw, and then push upward from the middle with your thumb When pushing, pay attention to adducting the finger force, pushing the force through the finger tip, and constantly moving the thumb to provide even rhythmic stimulation.
Then apply more force and then loosen the force, repeat this operation, and perform continuous compression or constrictive compression with one tightening and one loosening until the patient wakes up. "
Wang Dachun gave everyone a demonstration. Soon, Zhu Jiale came to his senses, "I...what's wrong with me?"
Wang Dachun chuckled and said, "Vice President Zhu, I have a way to cure your incontinence and premature ejaculation."
Zhu Jiale's eyes lit up and he sat up, "Is this true?"
Wang Dachun half-smiled, "Didn't you say you didn't have premature ejaculation?"
"You..." Only then did Zhu Jiale realize that he had been tricked by Wang Dachun again. He rolled his eyes in anger and fainted again.
"I'll go! The dean is here, his mental quality is too bad!" Wang Dachun shook his head speechlessly.
"Pfft!" Jiang Lina burst into laughter, suddenly like a slowly blooming lily.
Wang Dachun smiled and said: "Which classmate can try the method I just used to press the Renzhong point to wake up Vice President Zhu. This opportunity is rare, and Vice President Zhu does not model for us for free every day."
As soon as he finished speaking, the students burst into laughter again. Although Dean Wang was young, he not only had great medical skills, but also had a sense of humor. His class was so interesting!
"I come!"
"I come!"
Wang Dachun pointed at a chubby student and said, "Little Fatty, come here."
"Yes, Dean."
Xiaopang's spirit was shaken, and under Wang Dachun's guidance, he quickly woke Zhu Jiale up.
Just as Zhu Jiale stood up, there was a sudden "pop" sound, and a stench hit his face.
"Eh! It stinks so much!"
"it stink!"
Everyone subconsciously pinched their noses and stayed away from Zhu Jiale.
Wang Dachun pinched his nose with a disgusted expression on his face, "I mean, Vice President Zhu, bombarding the lecture hall in front of so many students, is not good!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Zhu Jiale wanted to die. He was not in the mood to argue with Wang Dachun. He just wanted to escape from this place and limped out quickly.
Wherever he passed, the students gave way one after another, fearing that they would avoid him!
Wang Dachun shouted at Zhu Jiale's back, "Vice President Zhu, in the next class we will continue to discuss the topic of premature ejaculation without lifting."
Zhu Jiale staggered and left as if running away. He would rather face the devil than see Wang Dachun again.
Everyone was dumbfounded. This young honorary dean was so funny, and he must have made the first vice dean miserable.
"good!"
I don't know who was the first to applaud. Zhu Jiale was not well-liked by others in the academy before, but today he was punished to death by everyone. Not to mention that everyone felt relieved.
"Okay, now that the rat poop has been removed, I will tell you about the origin of traditional Chinese medicine..."
Time always sneaks away inadvertently, and in a blink of an eye it is time for school to end. Wang Dachun stood up and said, "Okay, today's class is over. We will see you in two weeks."
"Ah! It actually takes two weeks. Can Dean Wang hold two classes every week?"
"Yes, one class every two weeks is too little!"
"That's right, what Dean Wang taught was so good. It would be great if we had classes every day!"
The classmates were a little reluctant to leave.
Wang Dachun waved his hand, "I can only have one class every two weeks. I really can't get away!"
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"You have hurt Zhu Jiale so badly today. I guess he will never dare to show off his power in front of you again in the future." In the office, Jiang Lina stared at Wang Dachun with her beautiful eyes unblinking, not knowing what she was thinking.
Wang Dachun chuckled, "I am an expert at dealing with scum!"
"Zhu Jiale is a man who will retaliate for his anger. Maybe he doesn't dare to go against you on the surface, but he will definitely stumble you behind the scenes. You have to be careful."
Jiang Lina kindly reminded her that this guy once had a crooked idea for her. In the end, the idea failed, and he became angry and said bad things about her secretly.
Wang Dachun shook his head, "He is like a grasshopper after the autumn, he can't jump out of my hand at all."
"Having said that, your sister is still here, so it's best to be careful."
"Well, that's true!" A cold light flashed in Wang Dachun's eyes. If Zhu Jiale dared to attack his sister, he wouldn't mind sending him to the Lord of Hell to play mahjong.
