Jiang Lina frowned, "Who said Wang Dachun can only read fortune tellers? Don't forget that medical skills are his strength. Classmate Dachun, show your skills to everyone."
Wang Dachun curled his lips, "Actually, I have no interest in being an honorary dean at all. I earn six figures a day, how much money can I make as a dean!"
"What! You earn six figures a day, brother, what do you do?" Everyone was shocked and looked at Wang Dachun with some surprise.
Wang Dachun said calmly: "It's nothing. I raise chickens in the countryside, grow herbal medicines, open restaurants and fruit shops, sleep until I wake up naturally every day, and have a lot of money coming in every day, and the beautiful girls around me grab a lot of them. What do you think?" Do I need to be a dean?"
"I go!"
"Grass!"
Some of these older leaders directly swore and felt sour in their hearts. They went to college, took postgraduate examinations, and studied for Ph.D.s. They went through a lot of hardships and now only earn a five-digit salary a month. This is not the case. The gap is too big.
A farmer can earn six figures a day, how can one live like this! No wonder people say that those who make missiles are not as good as those who sell tea eggs.
Fan Gang nodded, "Yes, Vice President Jiang and I took the initiative to invite Wang Dachun to be the honorary dean."
Jiang Lina rolled her eyes, "Wang Dachun, I asked you to show your medical skills to everyone, and I didn't ask you to show off your wealth."
Wang Dachun chuckled, "Okay, today I will show you how to see a doctor at a glance, lest you all call me a liar, who of you will come first?"
Zhu Jiale sneered, "I'm here first, let me expose your scam. I have never believed in seeing a doctor at a glance. If you can see what's wrong with my body, I will no longer object to you becoming the honorary dean."
At this moment, a teacher ran in in a panic, "Dean, leaders, it's not good. Teacher Huo Jiahua in the freshman registration office didn't know what happened. Suddenly he fell to the ground and twitched, foaming at the mouth, and said He said words he couldn’t understand and looked very scary!”
He Zhengqing's expression changed, "What? How could this happen? Send him to the hospital quickly!"
"120 has been called and the ambulance should be on the way."
He Zhengqing stood up and said, "Let's go over and have a look!"
The group of people filed out following He Zhengqing.
When we arrived at the freshman registration office, we saw teachers and students crowding the three floors inside and outside. Today is the first day of school, and this is the most densely populated place.
"Make way, make way, the hospital leaders are here."
Everyone immediately made a way out, and saw a man lying on the ground and his body was twitching continuously. The man's eyes were rolled up, his mouth was crooked, his teeth were chattering, and he seemed to be mumbling something.
He Zhengqing walked over quickly and said, "Teacher Huo, what's wrong with you? Security guard, help him up quickly."
Jiang Lina waved her hand, "Wait a minute! The cause of the patient's illness is unknown. Don't move his body yet to avoid inevitable damage. I suggest you wait until the doctor comes to deal with it!"
He Zhengqing nodded, "Yes, Vice President Jiang is very thoughtful. Everyone, we are all experts in the medical field. What kind of disease do you think Teacher Huo has?"
"This..." Everyone was stunned for a moment. Most of what they studied was Western medicine, and 99% of Western medicine's diagnosis relies on instruments.
There are no instruments now, and it is difficult for anyone to judge. Zhu Jiale's eyes lit up, "I think it should be epilepsy." He turned to Fan Gang and said sadly: "Director Fan, aren't you Chinese doctors good at seeing, smelling, asking, and feeling? This is yours. I’m sure you’ve seen his strengths! And that Wang Dachun, doesn’t he boast that he can see a doctor at a glance?”
Fan Gang groaned and knelt down to take Teacher Huo's pulse. He did not have Wang Dachun's clairvoyance.
Wang Dachun grabbed Fan Gang and said, "Mr. Fan, don't touch him, it's dangerous."
Zhu Jiale looked at Wang Dachun with a half-smile, "Danger? Do you want to laugh me to death? Could it be that Teacher Huo still bites people?"
Wang Dachun glanced at Zhu Jiale with some disgust and said, "You are right. He may indeed bite. I suggest everyone spread out."
"puff!"
Zhu Jiale burst out laughing, "I've never heard that epileptic patients can bite. It's just nonsense!"
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "Who told you that he is an epileptic patient? Don't be blind if you don't understand."
Zhu Jiale gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I don't understand. Then can you tell me what disease Teacher Huo has?"
Wang Dachun frowned, "He is a rabid dog and will jump up and bite anyone at any time."
"What!" When everyone heard this, they all retreated subconsciously.
Zhu Jiale laughed loudly, "That's nonsense! What's rabies? I think it's more like rabies than you are. It's obviously a symptom of epilepsy. Let me tell you, my main research direction is psychiatry. I can't be wrong!"
Others nodded in agreement, "Wang Dachun, you are really wrong this time. Vice President Zhu is an authority in this field."
"Yes, he is an expert in the spiritual field and is ranked among the best in the country."
Zhu Jiale started to squeak, enjoying the feeling of being flattered.
At this moment, Huo Jiahua, who was lying on the ground twitching, suddenly stood up with red eyes, raised his hands in front of his chest, opened his mouth wide and rushed towards Zhu Jiale to bite him.
"careful!"
Wang Dachun quickly grabbed Zhu Jiale's arm and pulled him to the side, but he was still half a beat too late. Huo Jiahua grabbed Zhu Jiale's legs with both hands, and then bit him hard on the butt.
Zhu Jiale's face turned pale with fright, "Ah! Don't bite me! I don't want to get rabies! Ah! Ah!"
Wang Dachun had quick eyes and quick hands. He pulled hard again, and with a "chock" sound, Zhu Jiale's pants were torn in half, and his white buttocks were exposed, as well as a section of his trousers.
"Pfft!" Jiang Lina couldn't hold it back, covered her mouth and laughed sweetly.
The students watching laughed.
Although Zhu Jiale was in great embarrassment, he still escaped the fate of being bitten, and he couldn't help but break into a cold sweat.
"Ouch!"
Huo Jiahua howled like a wolf, glanced at the crowd with his blood-red eyes, raised his hands in front of his chest, and rushed towards a student girl who was watching the excitement and was not too troubled.
"ah!"
The student girl turned pale with fright, screamed and ran away in a hurry.
"Crazy! The teacher is crazy!"
"The teacher bit someone!"
The scene was chaotic, with students running around like headless flies.
Even the security guards don’t dare to get close, no one wants to be infected with rabies!
The one who was most embarrassed was Zhu Jiale. Because his clothes were torn, the front was covered, and the buttocks were exposed. The buttocks were covered, and the front was exposed again.
Zhu Jiale wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
