"Hahahahaha..."
All the students who were watching burst into laughter. They did not expect that Gao Yonghao, the proud son of heaven, would secretly masturbate.
The girls even blushed with embarrassment and secretly let out a sigh.
Gao Yonghao wanted to find a hole in the ground, so why did he tell the truth? This was too embarrassing.
Wang Dachun chuckled, "It's human nature to masturbate while watching a movie. It's a physiological need. If you don't masturbate after watching a movie, that's against common sense. This student doesn't need to be shy."
"Hahahaha..." The onlookers burst into laughter again.
Gao Yonghao didn't want to stay here for a moment anymore, and said with a blushing face: "Then...then what can I do to improve my physical condition?"
"First of all, of course, you have to get rid of the habit of watching movies and masturbating. This is very damaging to your vitality. Chinese medicine believes that one drop of sperm and ten drops of blood is not a joke. In addition, you can leave your contact information and wait for me to prepare the medicine. I’ll contact you again and I’ll guarantee you the medicine until your illness is cured!”
Gao Yonghao left his contact information and left in a hurry.
"I'll go! This classmate, you are so amazing, how did you see Gao Yonghao's condition?"
"Yes, by looking, hearing and asking, you can really accurately tell the condition just by looking at the word 'look'. When did Chinese medicine become so amazing!"
"In fact, Chinese medicine has always been very powerful, but some people have distorted the facts. Now some people worship foreign countries. Even the moon is as round as foreign countries, and crooked nuts smell delicious. This has led to our The decline of traditional Chinese medicine is really sad!”
Wang Dachun showed a distressed expression, "Now, if anyone wants to see a doctor, I'm in a good mood today and can see him for free. I won't have the chance in the future."
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No one expected that a new student orientation event would turn into a free clinic. Wang Dachun smiled bitterly and promised to keep it low-key!
Strength doesn’t allow it!
More and more people were watching, and in the end it almost caused a sensation in the entire academy.
"I heard that a very powerful traditional Chinese medicine doctor came to our college today. He is very accurate in treating patients. He can even calculate the day your aunt will come and leave."
"Really? It's so mysterious. I've been having menstrual cramps recently, so I just wanted to go take a look."
"Also, he can not only calculate the date of your arrival, but he can also tell you the food you have eaten recently, your daily routine, etc. You think it is true or not?"
"Then what are you waiting for? Go and have a look!"
The entire college knew about it, even the senior leaders knew about it.
"I didn't expect that there is such a person in the world. He is a savior to our traditional Chinese medicine department that exists in name only!"
"Yeah, hurry up and take a look."
Several teachers in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine became excited. In recent years, fewer and fewer students have taken Traditional Chinese Medicine, and only a dozen or twenty students can be admitted every year.
Last year, there were not even ten students. There were only three or two real big cats and kittens, and there were immediately fewer students than teachers.
This made several teachers who studied traditional Chinese medicine very embarrassed, and the college was even considering abolishing this subject.
Now the appearance of Wang Dachun gave them hope.
Several teachers teaching Chinese medicine looked at an old man with white hair and asked, "Mr. Fan, do you think that Chinese medicine doctor is really that amazing?"
Fan Gang is a full professor in the medical school and is highly respected. If the school hadn't looked out for him, the subject of traditional Chinese medicine would have been abolished long ago.
Fan Gang touched the beard on his chin, "It's really hard to say. Although our traditional Chinese medicine is in decline, there have been many famous miracle doctors in history. Although the chance of miracle doctors appearing in modern times is slim, there is always a guarantee for everything. one."
"Hey! What's the use of everyone discussing here? Just go and see it and you'll find out!" Another teacher said anxiously.
Fan Gang waved his hand, "Let's go and have a look!"
Not only their teachers, but also many teachers from other departments came to watch, but most of them were just watching the fun. If they found out that he was a liar, they would call the police to arrest him.
After all, Wang Dachun's behavior has seriously affected the order of the college.
But everyone was dumbfounded when they came, because they found that they couldn't squeeze in at all, and there were more people than there were when they came to do the juggling.
"This classmate, you must stay away from raw and cold food in the future, especially food that has just been taken out of the refrigerator. Do not eat it immediately. This will aggravate your dysmenorrhea."
"Well, your frozen shoulder is a disease you developed from staying in one position for too long while studying. Come on, let me give you a massage first."
"Looking at the health status of you college students, the results are really not optimistic!"
Wang Dachun was very busy and took his time. No matter what kind of illness he was, he could almost tell it at a glance. After all, his purple magic pupils could see through almost everything.
Now only the last layer of membrane is left to fully see through the human body.
This made him look sicker than ever.
"Huh? This person is so young. Why do I feel like I've seen him before?"
"It feels a bit familiar to me too."
The teachers in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine looked at Wang Dachun with some confusion. After all, two years had passed and Wang Dachun had been very low-key before and had no sense of presence in the college.
In addition, his whole temperament has changed a lot recently, and he is almost completely different from his previous somewhat wretched temperament.
At this time, a pharmacology teacher, Zhou, squeezed in, looked at Wang Dachun and smiled coldly, "Boy, your hair hasn't even grown yet. It's a joke to follow others to see a doctor. I'm a teacher at the college. Come on, come on, you go first Come and help me take a look, if you can't figure out the reason, please get out and don't disturb the order of our academy."
Wang Dachun looked at Teacher Zhou calmly and said, "You are dead!"
Zhou Benchang's expression changed, "What did you say! Who did you say is dead?"
"You were already terminally ill, but fortunately you met me today, otherwise you would really be dead!"
The face of the man in front of him is covered with black energy and death energy. He will die in as little as one month and as long as three months.
"Hahahahaha!"
Zhou Benchang seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, "Liars usually threaten you first and then blackmail you. I have seen this trick of yours too many times. I am almost certain now that you are a liar!"
Wang Dachun looked at Zhou Benchang with pity on his face, "Really? It's so pitiful that you don't realize that you are about to die! Let me ask you, have you been suffering from bitter mouth, chest tightness, upper abdominal pain, loss of appetite, and nausea recently? Symptoms such as vomiting?”
Zhou Benchang's expression changed, "Uh...it seems a little bit, what's wrong? Am I really sick?"
"Thankfully, you are still a medical teacher, but you can't even detect the symptoms of late-stage liver cancer. What qualifications does a teacher like you have to teach students!"
"What? Terminal liver cancer!!!"
