Xia Xiaomo patted the empty seat next to her and said, "Dachun, sit here with me. I specially reserved it for you."
Wang Dachun's eyes flashed, "Thank you, sister Xiaomo, you are the only one who still has some conscience." He sat right between Xia Xiaomo and Cao Lingling.
Squad leader Xu Shengjie smiled and said: "Dachun, you made it easy for us to wait. We will have to drink three drinks as a penalty later."
Wang Dachun laughed, "That's easy to say, don't say three drinks, thirty drinks will be fine." This is not that he was bragging. With his current body, drinking a little wine is just like playing.
Cao Lingling looked at Wang Dachun with evasive eyes. After all, she was the one who cheated on him first.
"Wang Dachun, you have a nice outfit. How much did it cost?" Wu Hongwei suddenly said sadly.
"This... it's not much money, maybe fifty or sixty thousand." Wang Dachun answered truthfully.
Wu Hongwei's eyes widened, "How much?"
Pan Hao laughed loudly, "Wang Dachun, you are too good at bragging. You can afford to buy clothes worth fifty to sixty thousand? I think you must have borrowed these clothes!"
Everyone looked at Wang Dachun with contempt. This guy could tell such a big lie just for such a little vanity.
Not to mention them, even Xia Xiaomo didn't believe Wang Dachun's words.
"I really didn't lie to you!" Wang Dachun smiled bitterly and touched his nose. Why would no one believe him if he told the truth?
Even Cao Lingling looked at Wang Dachun with some disdain, "Wang Dachun, it's wrong of you to do this. We are all classmates, so don't be so hypocritical! Is face really that important? I am as disappointed in you as ever."
If Wang Dachun said that the clothes were borrowed, she would still be able to accept it, but if he said that a piece of clothing cost 50,000 to 60,000 yuan, that's not what he was bragging about.
boom!
Wang Dachun slammed the table, startling everyone.
Pan Hao's eyes widened, "Wang Dachun, what do you want to do?"
Wang Dachun took out an invoice from his pocket and waved it, "I'm not lying. Here is the invoice. You can take a look. Besides, Cao Lingling, you, a free-spirited woman, have no right to criticize me!"
Cao Lingling's face turned red, "I..."
Xia Xiaomo took the invoice and looked at it, "Dachun did not lie."
"Yes, this is really an invoice. It's a great spring trip. This is a fortune. One piece of clothing is enough for me to work hard for more than half a year."
The classmates all nodded and looked at Wang Dachun with special eyes.
Cao Lingling's face turned red and she felt very embarrassed. At the same time, she was also very surprised. Wang Dachun had made a fortune!
Pan Hao put his hands on his hands and laughed, "Well, Wang Dachun, you even borrowed the invoices in order to make a fraud. It's really deliberate!"
Wang Dachun fell instantly. This girl's imagination is too rich. It would be a pity not to write novels.
Wang Dachun handed the invoice to Pan Hao and sneered, "Please, please take a look clearly. My name is on the invoice. Did your eyes fall into a woman's crotch?"
Pan Hao's old face turned red, "You..."
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment. Xu Shengjie quickly raised his glass and said, "Dachun, let's drink while everyone eats vegetables."
Pan Hao's face was so gloomy that he could shed tears. He originally planned to make Wang Dachun look embarrassed, but he didn't expect that he would make a fool of himself first. He quickly winked at Wu Hongwei beside him.
Wu Hongwei understood and quickly raised his glass and said with a smile: "You are doing well in Dachun. You are really a role model for our generation. What are you doing now, making money like this? I remember that you originally applied for medical school. Could it be that you are working as a doctor? ?”
Before coming, Pan Hao had discussed with him that as long as Wang Dachun dared to come, he would make a fool of himself at the party.
Xia Xiaomo took over and said, "Dachun's medical skills are indeed very good. He has cured many difficult and complicated diseases in the village." She wanted to say that Wang Dachun cured her dysmenorrhea, but she was too embarrassed to say it.
Pan Hao sneered, "I heard that Wang Dachun's eyes were blinded by the trick. He can treat hammer diseases, I think he is more like a veterinarian!"
Then he burst into laughter.
Xia Xiaomo put down her chopsticks and said, "Pan Hao, you've gone too far!" What he said was tantamount to saying that Wang Dachun could only treat animals and scolding Xia Xiaomo. Could she not be angry?
Wang Dachun's face also darkened. The experience of being blind was a shame in his life, and he hated it when others mentioned it.
"Pan Hao, you are right. I treated the sow." Wang Dachun did not lie. Some time ago, Aunt Niu's sow was sick, and he cured it.
Pan Hao immediately became proud, "Haha, what do you think? I'll just say he is a veterinarian!"
Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "I can treat a sow, and I can also treat you."
"Pfft!" Xia Xiaomo couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
Pan Hao's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "You must be crazy, I'm not sick."
"Really? People who are sick usually say that they are not sick." Wang Dachun smiled confidently, "Let me ask you, have you often felt weak in your waist and knees, weak in your limbs, sweating at night, and often have nightmares?"
Pan Hao's expression changed. Wang Dachun was actually right. He had all the symptoms he mentioned, but how could he admit it? So he said stubbornly: "That's nonsense. I don't have any of the symptoms you mentioned."
"Don't be embarrassed to admit it. If your kidney deficiency disease is not treated properly, it will become more and more serious, and it will soon lead to infertility and even infertility. Let me ask you, was it time when you masturbated recently? It’s getting shorter and shorter, sometimes less than a minute.”
"How do you know?" Pan Hao quickly covered his mouth mid-sentence, "I mean you are talking nonsense, there is nothing wrong at all."
He wanted to slap himself twice for telling the truth!
This is so embarrassing.
In fact, this was not just because the two of them were talking in a hurry, but because Wang Dachun secretly used hypnosis on him while talking.
It's just that the effect is not very good because the two of them are far apart. If they are close enough, Wang Dachun will say whatever he asks him.
This is the magic of hypnosis.
"Pfft!" Xia Xiaomo laughed again and said with a blushing face: "I didn't expect you, Pan Hao, to have such a hobby. You can take care of your physical needs by yourself. Then you might as well not marry a wife."
She wouldn't save face for him, this guy had offended her so hard just now.
Everyone else was holding it in very hard, wanting to laugh but feeling embarrassed, especially Cao Lingling, which meant that she was unattractive in Pan Hao's eyes. Could it be that she was not as good as one of his hands?
In embarrassment, she stretched out her hand and pinched Pan Hao hard.
"Xia Xiaomo, don't listen to his nonsense. It's nothing. If you don't believe me, just ask my Lingling, am I that bad?" Pan Hao shouted hysterically.
Cao Lingling's face turned red, "I'm going to die. Why are you asking me? How could I know!"
"Why don't you know? Didn't you say I'm very powerful?" Pan Hao was eager to prove himself, so he spoke freely.
Cao Lingling wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, but only now did she realize that Pan Hao's IQ was really worrying.
Tian Kun laughed, "Everyone, stop talking. Come on, let's drink. We won't go home until we're drunk today."
