After Li Ruoxi returned to the room, Wang Dachun sneaked into the room and exclaimed, "It's really wonderful! What a pity..."
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Although it was almost midnight, the lights were still on in Li Decai's house. He was sitting at the dining table drinking some wine and eating peanuts.
"Hmph, that idiot Wang Dachun fights with me. You haven't even fully grown your hair yet. Let's see if anyone dares to harvest peaches tomorrow."
Li Decai's mother-in-law, Liu Dajiao, was squeezing his shoulders and saying, "Master, you've done a good job in sweeping the fire under the cauldron. After this commotion, people from Guomei will definitely not dare to come again next time. Oh, it's a pity." That money...is too much."
Li Decai put down his glass of wine and said, "Hmph, as a woman sees it, as long as we drive away the Guomei people, we can make back thirty thousand yuan very quickly."
Liu Dajiao nodded, "Yes, the men in my family have more ideas. I will serve you well tonight. I have new tricks."
Li Decai laughed slyly, "Oh? I'll wait and see." At the same time, he sighed in his heart, it would be great if the woman in front of him was replaced by that little girl Zhang Guixiang.
At this moment, a gloomy voice sounded outside the door, "Boss Li, you are so elegant!"
Then, Chen Ergou, Wang Daniu and Li Erdan walked in swaggeringly.
Li Decai put down his glass and stood up, "It's you three, come on, have a drink. Eh? What's wrong with your faces?"
Wang Daniu sneered, "It's not thanks to you! Brothers, give me a beating."
Without saying a word, the three of them rushed forward, pushed Li Decai to the ground, and rubbed him hard.
Liu Dajiao's expression changed drastically, "You... why are you beating people!"
Li Erdan stared at Liu Dajiao fiercely, "You fucking... shut up... shut up! If you keep... shouting... I'll beat you up too!"
Liu Dajiao quickly covered his mouth.
This night was destined to be restless.
Early the next morning, Wang Dachun got up and went to the back mountain to practice the Purple Demon Eyes.
Since the last time he delivered Lucy Liu's baby, Wang Dachun's purple magic pupils have changed and can see directly into the human body.
But it was only once, and no matter how Wang Dachun urged him, he would never be able to reach that state again.
This made Wang Dachun very depressed. If he had the clairvoyance function, he would be very powerful in treating diseases. All kinds of difficult and complicated diseases could be revealed in detail with just a glance.
Not to mention seeing through women's clothes is even more childish.
This filled him with anticipation.
When the sun rose from the horizon, Wang Dachun ended his practice with a flash of purple light in his eyes. He still had not reached that state, but he was not in a hurry. He believed that one day he would be able to succeed.
"Huh? Such a big centipede?" When Wang Dachun passed by a hillside, he suddenly found a centipede that was more than ten centimeters long and covered with patterns standing on a mound.
I have never even heard of such a big centipede.
At this moment, a red chain snake as big as two thumbs crawled over, less than twenty centimeters away from the big centipede.
The two poisonous insects stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and began to confront each other. It seemed that they would attack at any time.
When two poisons fight, there must be a treasure nearby. Wang Dachun narrowed his eyes and said, "Huh? This is Polygonum multiflorum? The flower has two leaves, each half of which is gone. This is the human form of Polygonum multiflorum!"
Wang Dachun was overjoyed. Wild Polygonum multiflorum is very precious. If it is more than a hundred years old, it is even more precious. Judging from the age of this Polygonum multiflorum, it should be quite old.
Wang Dachun watched the two poisonous insects confront each other from a distance. After about five minutes, the red chain snake seemed to lose its composure and launched the first attack, biting the centipede's back, and then wrapped its body directly around it.
In terms of size, the centipede was completely at a disadvantage. However, although the centipede was bitten and entangled by the red chain snake, it still inserted the poisonous hook on its head into the red chain snake's body, and then began to inject poison.
After about ten minutes, both poisonous insects were motionless and dead.
Wang Dachun found a stick and pushed the two poisonous insects away, and said to himself: "Kill the enemy a thousand, damage yourself eight hundred, two idiots."
Then he carefully dug out the Polygonum multiflorum plant, and it turned out to be a human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum plant. This little man had hands, feet, and a handle underneath.
Holding his hands, he even had a slight smile on his face.
"I'll go! This Polygonum multiflorum is probably about to become a sperm, right?"
Wang Dachun secretly marveled at the magical creation of nature. It was roughly estimated that this Polygonum multiflorum plant should be more than fifty years old.
"It would be nice if it was more than a hundred years old." Wang Dachun sighed slightly and returned home carrying the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.
As soon as she arrived at the door of her house, she met Li Ruoxi who was taking a towel to the pond to brush her teeth and wash her face.
Li Ruoxi blushed when she saw Wang Dachun's pretty face. She was taken advantage of by Wang Dachun last night and she couldn't sleep well all night.
"Wang Dachun, you stinking scoundrel, get over here." Li Ruoxi put the washbasin on the ground and rushed towards Wang Dachun with her teeth and claws open.
"Don't make trouble, what do you think this is?" Wang Dachun said, raising the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum in his hand.
Li Ruoxi's attention was indeed attracted, "This... this is the human form of Polygonum multiflorum!"
"Hey, you have some knowledge!" Wang Dachun secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Li Ruoxi no longer bothered him.
Li Ruoxi crossed her arms and snorted, "Humph, you've never eaten pork, and haven't you seen a pig running?"
"Then guess whether this Polygonum multiflorum plant is male or female?"
"Is Polygonum multiflorum divided into men and women? Are you stupid..."
Li Ruoxi stopped talking as soon as she finished her words, her pretty face turned red, "Wang Dachun, you stinky gangster, you are so dirty, even the Polygonum multiflorum you plant is so obscene!"
Wang Dachun staggered at his feet and said a little aggrievedly: "Please, I didn't grow this Polygonum multiflorum, it's purely wild."
"Hmph, then why did you discover that you two are not as vulgar as you two?"
Wang Dachun was completely defeated, so he took Polygonum multiflorum and planted it in the small flowerbed in the yard.
He had an idea and took out a little green liquid from the jade gourd and poured it with water. Since this green liquid can ripen peaches, it must also be useful for the human-shaped Polygonum multiflorum.
After dinner, Wang Dachun happened to be going to the city and got into Li Ruoxi's car.
As soon as he sat down, Li Ruoxi pinched him hard on the waist.
Wang Dachun gritted his teeth in pain, "Hiss! Are you a crab? You like to pinch people so much."
Li Ruoxi withdrew her hand with a proud look on her face, "I can't run away now, so I wish I didn't chop off your stinky pig's trotters."
Wang Dachun grinned, "I touched it accidentally, and there's no missing piece of meat. If you feel you're at a disadvantage, I'll let you touch it too. No, you can touch it for as long as you like."
Li Ruoxi's pretty face turned red, "Bah! You're a gangster." Then she started the car violently, and Wang Dachun almost hit the glass, "I'm going, what are you doing? You want to murder your husband!"
