"I'll tell you the truth, Ling'er's mother was so scary back then that she once kicked her four to five meters away."
"You should know what four or five meters is, it's just that far away." As he said that, Ma Tianzheng made a rough gesture with his hands.
Seeing this scene, a strange look appeared in Zhang Fan's eyes, and he suddenly felt sorry for Ma Tianzheng. It turns out that life has not been easy for my uncle for so many years.
In just the past few days, he and Ma Ling'er had been kicked countless times, and there were shoe marks all over his body.
My uncle must have been beaten a lot over the years. Maybe if he accidentally spoke too loudly, he might be kicked over by Ma Xiaocui and beaten violently.
"Uncle, you are a hero, I really admire you." It took a long time for Zhang Fan to say these words, and he admired Ma Tianzheng from the bottom of his heart.
After so many years of being beaten, I'm afraid my resistance has been maxed out.
"After all these years, someone finally understands how difficult it is for me." Ma Tianzheng was very pleased and handed another grilled mutton skewer to Zhang Fan.
This time, the mutton skewers were darker and harder, as if they were burnt. Seeing this, Zhang Fan's expression changed. He coughed twice and immediately pushed him back. He said sincerely, "No, uncle, you are the elder. You should eat this mutton skewer." Ma Tianzheng: "... ..."
"Brother Zhang Fan, I find that you are becoming more and more attracted to me. You should marry my Ling'er as soon as possible. Then we will take over." Ma Tianzheng took a bite of the mutton skewers and said with a moved face.
Zhang Fan: "???" What does this mean? You're married, do you want me to marry you? Shouldn't that be called father-in-law?
Why are we brothers again? Are you making me laugh? Father-in-law?
"Mother-in-law... ah... Auntie hates me very much. She talked to me before and asked me to break up with Ling'er." Zhang Fan was bald again and almost said the wrong thing. , fortunately he reacted quickly and changed the subject hurriedly.
"Don't listen to her, Xianxu. You don't know something. When your aunt and I first fell in love, my old mother-in-law was chasing her all over the world with a broom. She said anything about good cabbage to pigs. It made her so angry."
"If my father-in-law hadn't stood behind me and supported me, the two of us would definitely not be able to be together."
"Don't worry, my mother-in-law doesn't like me either. It's okay, it's okay. I can completely understand your situation."
"I support you being together."
"You are much better than that guy Xu Wu. Just looking at that guy makes me want to give him a slap in the face."
"Then...thank you uncle." Seeing that Ma Tianzheng was speaking so seriously, Zhang Fan nodded silently and said thank you.
"You still call me uncle? You should call me father-in-law!" Ma Tianzheng grinned and said with a big tooth.
Zhang Fan: "..." Wocao! Is it so direct? Good guy, this father-in-law... ahem, this uncle's mind is really open.
Ma Tianzheng laughed loudly, but Zhang Fan had no choice but to bite the bullet and laugh along with him. only......
"Why are you making such a fool of yourself? It's so noisy, why don't you let people watch the video? You just have to laugh every day. It's so annoying!" Ma Xiaocui's cold voice suddenly sounded, as if it was because Ma Tianzheng was laughing. The sound was too loud, which affected her from watching the short video.
At this moment, the smile on Ma Tianzheng's face suddenly froze, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Before he could explain, the next second, a pink slipper flew from mid-air and hit him directly on the head. Knocked him over.
"Uncle, it's okay." Seeing this, Zhang Fan hurriedly stepped forward to help him.
"I'm fine. You take a break first. I'll go to the kitchen to get a bottle of soy sauce." Ma Tianzheng didn't dare to look at Zhang Fan. He hurriedly touched the cold sweat on his forehead and ran away as if running away.
Zhang Fan: "..." Is wife control so strict? Uncle, you are unreliable.
This meal was very depressing. Ma Tianzheng was just immersed in the rice the whole time and did not dare to express his anger. Only Ma Ling'er and Ma Xiaocui were talking and laughing.
Zhang Fan saw that Ma Tianzheng was a coward, so he naturally didn't dare to speak even more. About an hour passed before the meal was finally over.
Before Ma Xiaocui could speak, Ma Tianzheng stood up directly, smiled, and quickly packed up. From his face, Zhang Fan saw two words.
That is...humble. Could it be that my former uncle was also a bitch? Otherwise, why would you be so humble?
Zhang Fan swallowed and wanted to ask, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them again.
Forget it, it’s better not to seek death. At least judging from his uncle's attitude, he should still be on his side.
All in all, this is a good thing. After dinner, Zhang Fan returned to the room. I looked at the time and found that it was already 11 o'clock in the night.
This meal really took a long time. Zhang Fan put out the lights, covered himself with a quilt, and started to sleep.
After about an hour of sleep, the door was opened. The slight sound of the door opening woke Zhang Fan from his sleep. He got up from the bed and took a look and found that the person who came was actually Ma Ling'er.
At this time, she was holding a food bag in her hand, and she didn't know what was in it.
"Ling'er, why are you coming to my place if you're not sleeping so late?" Zhang Fan yawned and asked in surprise.
"No, I just came to chat with you. Besides, my mom and dad were fighting in the house. I lived next door and couldn't sleep because of the noise, so I had to come here to see you." Ma Ling'er put the food He placed the bag on the table and smiled helplessly.
"Ah? Auntie and uncle, they started fighting again? Should we go and break up the fight?" Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan couldn't help but sigh that the two of them were so energetic. They had been working hard all day, and they could still be so lively at night.
"Pfft." But as soon as Zhang Fan said these words, Ma Ling'er burst out laughing.
"The fight I'm talking about is that the two of them were having sex. It sounded so awkward to me. Maybe they forgot that I was still in the room next door." Ma Ling'er's face was a little red with embarrassment, as if she heard the conversation between her parents. between
"Fighting" made her feel uncomfortable. Zhang Fan: "..."
"Ahem, cough, that's it. I thought they were really fighting again." Zhang Fan coughed twice and lowered his head in embarrassment.
It's really embarrassing that something like this could happen.
"Come, let's drink." Ma Ling'er tore open the food bag, took out two bottles of liquor and four or five bottles of beer, and placed them on the table with a thud.
"Aren't you here to be my aunt? How can you drink?" Zhang Fan frowned slightly and asked with concern.
"I'll tease you then. I come to visit my aunt at the beginning of every month. It's almost the middle of the month now and my aunt has already left." Ma Ling'er opened the liquor and poured a glass for Zhang Fan and said with a smile.
"Uh...okay."
"Maybe I'm not as good at drinking as you." Zhang Fan took the liquor and took a sip. It was so spicy that he stuck out his tongue.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. A grown man can't even drink. It's so embarrassing!" Seeing this, Ma Ling'er couldn't help laughing, looking very happy.