Chapter 759 made me laugh to death

Style: Science Author: night butterflyWords: 2918Update Time: 24/01/18 07:51:30
Waking up from his sleep, Zhang Fan looked at his phone and found that it was only half past three in the morning, which was still very early.

Just when he was about to turn over and go back to sleep, he felt that there seemed to be an extra person beside him. Using the light of his mobile phone to look closely, he saw Bai Chenxi lying next to him at some point.

Zhang Fan: "..." Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan subconsciously wanted to distance himself from Bai Chenxi, but the next second, Bai Chenxi's soft and white arms hugged his neck.

"Brother...let's...be together tonight

"Go to sleep! "When Bai Chenxi said the word "sleep", her pronunciation was particularly heavy. After saying this, her beautiful little face suddenly turned red and hot.

Seems to be shy. Zhang Fan looked at the scene in front of him and suddenly understood what Bai Chenxi was planning to do next.

Zhang Fan swallowed with a grunt, feeling a little dry in his mouth and feeling strange restlessness in his lower abdomen.

"Hmm..." Zhang Fan said softly with a nasal tone, and then turned Bai Chenxi next to him and pressed him down, and did some indescribable wonderful things between adults.

But in the next second, a strong, moist and fishy smell suddenly hit his face, making him shiver involuntarily, and he suddenly woke up.

Oh boy, the smell of Wishing Lake. Damn it! His curse is still there. Mudd, forget about this.

Once he gets intimate with a girl, the curse of Wishing Lake will break out. You must know that Chu Chu, Zhang Suya, and Feng Hui were all in trouble because of Wishing Lake.

If he and Bai Chenxi had sex tonight, I'm sure Bai Chenxi might also encounter some terrible attack.

"no."

"Xiaoxi, not now." Zhang Fan quickly rejected Bai Chenxi's desire to be together.

"Sleep" request.

"When will that happen..." Bai Chenxi asked with tears in her eyes and an aggrieved look on her face.

"Let's wait until later. I'll finish some things later." Zhang Fan gently hugged Bai Chenxi and held her in his arms to comfort her.

Then Zhang Fan slowly closed his eyes and fell into sleep after a while. This night, he had a dream.

Had a...dream. Early the next morning, Zhang Fan sneezed and woke up. He quickly sat up and looked at himself. When he saw that the clothes on his body were intact, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I held back last night, otherwise God knows what terrible things would have happened. When Zhang Fan woke up, he didn't find Bai Chenxi's figure and didn't know where he went.

I glanced at the time and found that it was already half past nine in the morning. After picking up the phone, Zhang Fan suddenly saw a blank piece of paper underneath. On it were the words Bai Chenxi left for him, saying that he was going to kindergarten and asked him to eat some food.

Seeing this, Zhang Fan sighed and slowly got out of bed. He wanted to go to the bathroom and wash himself briefly, but when he saw himself in the mirror, he was dumbfounded.

All I saw in the mirror was a red strawberry mark on my neck, oh no, on my face. I thought it was a lipstick mark, but after washing it hard it couldn't be wiped off. After a closer look, I realized it wasn't.

At this moment, Zhang Fan suddenly woke up and couldn't help but think of the information introduced in a short video in his mind.

It is said that this red

"Strawberry print" seems to be made with the mouth

It came out of "kissing". Boy, are you kidding me? There are so many people. How can I meet people if I go out for a while?

Half an hour later, Zhang Fan wrapped himself tightly and airtight, then walked out of the room with a bitter look on his face and went outside.

Now that he is about to return to the Hell Labyrinth, he needs to stock up on some supplies in his system backpack. This way you won't be at a loss when participating in the maze scene.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but miss his silver coffin nails again. It's a pity that Ma Ling'er took it away.

If only she could give it back to me. Ahem, forget it, if it's taken away, just take it away. If you want it back, it doesn't matter. It's too petty, and it's easy for others to laugh at you.

After leaving the wealthy palace, Zhang Fan had a simple breakfast, then went to the Maoshan Incense Candle Shop to check on Jiang Xiaohua and found that she was looking after someone.

The guests who helped to watch the incident were a mother and son. It seems that this mother's son is in his third year of high school this year and is about to take the college entrance examination. In order to relieve the pressure, he played the Bixian psychic game with his roommates in the dormitory.

Good guy, is it the pen fairy again? Nowadays young people are full and have nothing to do? Why do you always like to play Bixian psychic games?

You really don't take your own life seriously. I still remember that a year ago, he only dealt with the supernatural incident of Bixian twice.

Zhang Fan put his hands in his pockets and watched quietly from the side. For some reason, Jiang Xiaohua couldn't help but want to laugh when she saw him standing next to her.

After trying to hold it back, he finally couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing, which made the mother and son who were watching on the side look a little gloomy.

"I said, girl, can you still watch this? Give me a sweet word!" This mother has curly black hair and is wearing a purple mink dress. She looks young and well-maintained. She is wearing gold and silver all over her body, and her arms are He was also carrying a valuable brand-name bag, which made him look like he belonged to a wealthy family.

"Ahem, don't worry!" Jiang Xiaohua glared at Zhang Fan and had no choice but to cough twice, try to calm down her mood, and continue to help them check the situation.

"Xiaohua, you go ahead and get busy, I'll come back later!" Seeing that he had disturbed Jiang Xiaohua, Zhang Fan waved his hands awkwardly, said these words, and left in a hurry.

After Zhang Fan left, Jiang Xiaohua could finally settle down and help the mother and son take care of things. After walking out of Maoshan Incense and Candle Store, Zhang Fan went straight to the supermarket, bought a lot of messy things, and then went to the hardware store to buy ultraviolet light sticks.

UV light sticks are a great thing to deal with some of the scary creatures lurking in the dark. The more of this, the better.

After a long time, Zhang Fan bought two large boxes of UV light sticks again and left. He's going to the driving school.

I still remember that a year ago, because I was too seriously injured and was about to die, I failed to take the second grade exam.

Now he plans to go to the driving school to ask if he can reschedule course two this year. An hour later, Zhang Fan arrived at the driving school.

The driving school now is more spacious and prosperous than before, and there are even dozens of students practicing driving.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Fan was so surprised that he was speechless for a moment. With so many people here, how long will he have to wait until he wants to practice driving?

At this moment, he saw two familiar figures in the crowd. That is Coach Ren and Xiao Yue.

What does it mean? It's been a year, why is Xiao Yue still in the driving school? Could it be that you came with a friend?

While Zhang Fan was deep in thought, he stepped forward.

"Hello, Coach Ren!" Zhang Fan greeted Coach Ren with a smile.

"Huh? Who are you?" Coach Ren didn't recognize who Zhang Fan was at first sight, so he asked in surprise.

"I'm Zhang Fan. Last year, there were some things at home, so I failed the second semester exam!" Zhang Fan made up an excuse and laughed.

"Oh, Xiaofan, it turns out it's you. It's okay. Everyone has five chances in the second-level exam. If you failed the first time, you will have four more chances." Coach Ren didn't show much enthusiasm. , just said in an extremely calm tone.

"When can I practice driving?" Zhang Fan asked. He thought that he would start practicing driving recently. After all, it had been delayed for a year. It would be better to get this driving skill as soon as possible.

"In two days, there are more students practicing driving these days!" Coach Ren looked around, glanced at the other students around him, and said with a headache.

"Okay, let me know when you can practice driving!" Zhang Fan smiled, talked for a while, and was about to turn around and leave.

But before leaving, he looked at Xiao Yue and asked, "What? Are you here with your friends?"

"Am I familiar with you? You scumbag!" Xiao Yue looked at Zhang Fan, her eyes almost bursting with flames, looking extremely angry.

Zhang Fan: "This is the first time we've met this year. I didn't offend you, did I?"

"What do you care about? You low-level man, what kind of ecstasy did you pour into my best friend Jiang Xiaohua? Let her turn to you like this!"

"She hasn't gone shopping with me for a long time." Xiao Yue looked at Zhang Fan with murderous eyes, as if she wanted to stare him to death.

If looks could kill, Zhang Fan must have been killed dozens of times by her.

"You can eat this food randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Why do you mean I poured ecstasy into her? I don't like to hear what you said."

"My innocence is only allowed to be slandered by people like you." The corners of Zhang Fan's mouth twitched and he was speechless.

How come he, a person with such a high reputation, becomes so humble when he comes into Xiao Yue's mouth?

"I don't care, I'm going to find Xiaohua this afternoon. If she doesn't come out to go shopping with me, just wait and see how I deal with you!" Xiao Yue shook her head, snorted coldly, and walked away with her hands in her pockets. .

Zhang Fan was left alone and messy in the wind.

"Xiaofan, Yueyue is just like you. She hasn't passed the second subject yet. She has already failed once and failed the second subject five times. Now she has re-registered..." Coach Ren seems to know something inside. He couldn't help but sigh and explained.

Zhang Fan: "???" This, this, this... is amazing. No wonder he has such a hot temper, it turns out he failed the second subject once.

Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. It turns out it can still be like this. I admire you! Hearing this, Zhang Fan covered his mouth hard, not wanting to laugh out loud.