Zhang Fan woke up from the sofa in Fugui Huating's new house. He only felt a terrible pain on the right side of his face. He reached out and touched it, but he didn't find any swelling. It seemed that the pain coming from his face was just an illusion. generally.
This belongs to his grandma
The delivery method of "sending you on your way" is too disgusting, right? The person who just came over and punched him was definitely Li Siyuan.
Good guy, this can be tied to a dog...ahem...she can hear...this can be simulated by the system sister, it's so disgusting.
No, it was absolutely necessary to change the teleportation special effects. For a long time, he had been beaten by Li Siyuan's teleportation special effects. He was afraid that he might have nightmares at night.
Well, Zhang Fan suddenly felt that the previous black mist teleportation was very good. After all, it didn't have so many bells and whistles.
No wonder none of the other survivors changed their special effects. They all used the traditional black fog. It turned out that this new special effect was worse than shit.
"Sister System, are you still there?" Zhang Fan swallowed and asked. [Ding dong! here I am! 】A female voice came from the system.
"I want to change the special effects. If I don't want to use this anymore, just use the old black mist teleportation." Zhang Fan said.
【relative! Isn't this good? 】The system replied politely.
"It's a bit inappropriate!" Zhang Fan smiled awkwardly.
"I think the previous black mist teleportation was low-key, luxurious and connotative, which is in line with my choice. Please help me change it back!" Zhang Fan continued to shout.
[Dear, the current teleportation effects are tailor-made for you. Please cherish them and don’t waste the system’s hard work!
】The system continues to persuade.
"No, it's really inappropriate. I want to use the black mist to teleport!" Zhang Fan still retorted, thinking about changing the black mist back.
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The "send you on the road" special effects are too uncomfortable. Who can bear being beaten as soon as he teleports? [What the hell, why are you talking so much nonsense?
Use it if you want! This is a personalized system that I specially prepared for you, so don’t get in trouble! 】The system was still full of gentle and elegant female voices just now, but in the next second it became furious, turning the page faster than turning the page in a book. The curse words were like thunder, constantly rippling in Zhang Fan's ears, as if she had changed from a graceful lady. She became a shrew with her arms akimbo and swearing in the street.
Zhang Fan: "..." Scolding me again? Don’t I just want you to help me change the teleportation effect?
is that really so difficult? Obviously the previous personalized voice system can be replaced.
"What if the other survivors want to change the teleportation effects? Do their systems have to be like you who keep cursing here? Can you please stop being such a shrew?!" Zhang Fan said helplessly and angrily.
Don't think that you are the only one who is angry, I am still very angry. If it weren't for the fact that I am a civilized and polite person, I would call you a piece of shit right now!
[You, the prodigal son of a prodigal, can I compare with other broken systems? 】【I am an artificial intelligence version of the enhanced new system, and those shabby low-end systems are mass-produced!
】【Oh shit, I’m giving you face, right? You are both fake and stupid! You don't listen to the nice things I usually say, why do you insist on scolding me?
】【Okay, you wait for me, I'm going to see your memories now...】【Oh, I didn't see it, you are a pretty amorous grandson?
While saying no, his body can't help but seduce the girl. He is really a scumbag.
Let me tell you, just find a lake and jump into it and drown yourself, so as not to implicate more innocent little girls with the curse!
】【Alive is a waste of air, dead is a waste of land, half-dead is a waste of money! 】【Oh shit, the more you talk about it, the angrier it gets. You say you are such a loser, you have no brains, you have intelligence but not intelligence. How did you survive the maze scenes?
】【I'm afraid I'm just out of luck! Little bastard! 】【Hey, I'm sorry, I almost forgot, you are just a coward, waiting for other girls to save you when your life is in danger!
Hey, hey, what a pity those little girls, you are really not worth it! It's not worth wasting their feelings! 】The system’s curse words became unpleasant to listen to. The more they spoke, the more unpleasant they were, and the mood seemed to be getting more agitated.
Zhang Fan: "..." I'm a pretty boy? Am I being tough? Am I so stupid? What kind of good thing do you think you are?
Are you scolding me here? Do you still have the nerve to scold me? Aren't you just a little spider? At that time, you were caught by the Sandman. Why didn't you dare to say any nonsense?
Do you know how to scold me now? You know that you are in trouble, and you have the ability to scold the Sandman. Go scold those managers. What do you mean by scolding me here?
The new artificial intelligence-enhanced version of the system is really a blessing in disguise. I never said I was handsome.
【What's wrong? I'm so arrogant, why don't you come and beat me if you don't accept it? Come hit me! Come hit me! If you don't hit me, you won't be able to do anything!
] The system's words were filled with boundless anger, and the sound was deafening, as if it would shock Zhang Fan to death.
"I'll hit you if you ask me to? Don't I want to lose face? I won't hit you, what can you do? I'll make you mad!!" Zhang Fan was not polite to the system, and now he was completely broken.
I'm not someone to be trifled with. If you offend me, believe it or not, I'll go back to the Sandman and replace you again? [Isn’t it right to talk back?
OK! You wait for me, and you will wait well for the next seven days! In seven days, I will let your adoptive father take you to hell in person!
】The system was furious. If she had a physical presence, I'm afraid it would fly into a rage on the spot and jump three feet high.
"Who are you trying to scare? Do you think I'm easy to mess with?" Zhang Fan sneered, not taking the system's words seriously at all.
In his opinion, the system only plays the role of informing information, and it should not have any special abilities.
But before Zhang Fan could be proud for too long, the next system prompt made his expression suddenly change, and he swallowed back the words that just came to his throat.
[Ding dong, system prompts: Due to your verbal refutation of the system, the ghost frame, system backpack, and survivor's physical strength are now locked and cannot be used!
】【The locking time is seven days and will be unlocked until the next time you return to the Hell Maze! Stay tuned and wish you well!
! 】The sound of the system stopped abruptly when it reached this point.
"Hey, sister system, are you really angry?"
"Aren't I just kidding you? Are you going to do this to my little brother?"
"This is all a misunderstanding, a pure misunderstanding, don't take it seriously!" Zhang Fan wanted to open the system backpack, but found that the system backpack did not respond at all, and seemed to have lost its function.
Not only is the system backpack unusable, but also the ghost frame is unusable. It seems that it has been locked just as the system said.
[Ding dong! System prompt: There are regulations in the maze. After the system reaches the human world, it will fall into sleep within three minutes. You need to wait for seven days before you can wake up normally when you return to the hell maze!
】The system sound sounded inexplicably, and then the sound became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared completely.
When Zhang Fan heard this, his breathing became rapid. Good guy, do you want to play this awesome game? Aren't I just talking back to you?
As for messing with me like this? As the saying goes, beating means kissing and scolding means loving each other. If you don't fight, you won't kiss each other, and you won't love each other. The way you are makes it difficult for me to do this.
Zhang Fan had a bitter look on his face and shouted a few more words to the system sister, but he didn't get any response. It seemed that he had really fallen asleep.
"This time...it's really over!" Zhang Fan exhaled a breath and closed his mouth with a dejected expression.
He had completely offended the system.
