The sudden sound almost frightened thieves Li Dan and Lin Pang out of their wits. Turning around, I don't know when there was an old man squatting next to him, with a wretched look on his face.
Obviously, he arrived much earlier than the two of them. I went there, saying that I was here to catch sleazy men, but only they knew that this was just a temporary excuse.
But I didn't expect there to be one. Still an old man. Your uncle is your uncle after all. Those gatekeepers said that not even a fly could fly in. Who is staying next to you at this moment?
Fatty Lin didn't know what to do for a moment and quickly looked at Li Dan. Li Dan looked at this old man with white hair and a black mole on the corner of his mouth, and his throat squirmed.
In other words, to a certain extent, they are all peers. Three voyeurs. Seeing the two people looking at each other, the old man wearing a custom-made ghillie suit blinked, and then had to move aside.
"You can come over here, the location is just right. Don't worry, I have experience!" the old man said sincerely with a kind face.
Li Dan and Fatty Lin swallowed together.
"Uncle, how long have you been here?" Li Dan didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at this moment.
The old man chuckled: "I don't remember this. Anyway, I've had sex with countless women. Hey, it's not what you think. I can understand that you are young and frivolous and have fantasies about the opposite sex. I am not, I I have to see girls every day for no other reason than to make me feel happy and increase my life span." Li Dan couldn't refute this excuse for a while.
Because this is the same task assigned to him by the system this time.
"I said we didn't have any other ideas and we were just here to ease our mood. Do you believe it?" Li Dan said. Unexpectedly, the old man actually chuckled: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. We are all men. I understand. Ah, looking at you, you are actually a teacher in the academy. This fat guy is in the junior class. You guys got in here by stealing clothes, right?" ?”
"You think we are like you, we walked in openly," Fatty Lin was a little dissatisfied. The old man immediately covered Fatty Lin's mouth with a nervous look on his face: "Shh, shush, keep your voice down, be careful not to be heard." Fatty Lin felt the dry hands on his mouth, and felt a wave of pressure on his chubby little mouth. I tried to break free but couldn't move, so I could only whine.
Suddenly, the old man took out a piece of paper and placed it in front of Li Dan, with a serious look on his face and his voice was much louder: "Look, I know that the tone of this music score is a bit inappropriate, but you also said it very well. Yes, the sound of the guqin they just heard here would be better if they used flutes or reeds instead. Li Dan was stunned, and he couldn't react. What did you do so suddenly? I didn't say anything. Very Soon, Li Dan understood the reason. With a crash, the green plants in front of them were opened by a strong wind, and a pair of long legs stood in front of them. Li Dan swallowed and raised his head slightly , oncoming was a middle-aged woman. At this moment, she frowned and looked at the sneaky three people without saying a word.
"What do you think of my opinion? If they change it like this, the effect will definitely be surprisingly good... Hey, Teacher He Yun, why did you come out? We are discussing it," the old man looked embarrassed.
The teacher in front of him, named He Yun, grabbed the sheet of music and sneered.
"Are you discussing this?" He Yun asked. The old man nodded repeatedly: "No, you are right, Xiao Sun." The old man looked at Li Dan.
Li Dan subconsciously said: "Yeah, we are indeed discussing it, but my name is not Xiao Sun, my name is Xiao Li." There was no way, he was caught.
God knows how something that was open and honest could turn into something secretive. Fatty Lin also nodded with an honest face: "My name is Xiao Lin, and I think what they said is right." He Yun looked at the three people's unanimous opinions and turned the paper over. Li Dan and Fatty Lin took a look and immediately felt His face turned red.
The title of the first line above is [On the changes in some parts of the body caused by women's dancing. 】The two of them looked at the old man together.
The old man immediately took out another piece of paper, not looking embarrassed at all.
"I took it by mistake. This one is the one." He Yun directly crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it out, with a look of pleading: "I said, Dean, you came here before, but I turned a blind eye. That's over, and now you are bringing two apprentices here. Do you plan to pass on your legacy or inherit the fine tradition?" After hearing He Yun's words, Li Dan and Lin Fatty both jumped to the side, their eyes full of disbelief. .
"Dean? I'm so embarrassed!" Li Dan and Fatty Lin never expected that this old man, who was wearing a ghillie suit and squatting in the grass for who knows how long, turned out to be the dean of Tianhe Academy.
What a joke. This, this, this—the only dean of Tianhe Academy, no one knows his real name. Some say his surname is Su, while others say his surname is Mang.
But in the outside world, he has a unified dharma name - Xuan Kongzi! Facing He Yun's loud voice, Xuan Kongzi hurriedly hissed and looked into the opposite room.
There were several heads sticking out of the open window there, pointing and saying something.
"He Yun, please be more careful. First of all, I want to make it clear that they are not my apprentices. I don't have any apprentices. Also, as you know, I have never married. What does this mean? What does it mean for me? Women are not interested." He Yun chuckled: "That's because she dumped you." Xuan Kongzi suddenly looked embarrassed: "How many years have it been? You also know that the skills I practice are special. Recently, There are even inner demons motivating me, and this inner demon is the pink skull in the world, my humiliation at that time, so I am learning to let go, learn to be numb, and learn to see through the world of mortals." Looking at Xuan Kongzi's serious look, He Yun shook her head directly: "Do you think I will believe it? Then, who am I?" Xuan Kongzi said: "Of course I know who you are, and I have not lost my memory. You are He Yun, a famous tutor at Tianhe Academy. The head coach of the Dancing Palace Girl Group [Wind and Sky] is also my junior sister." He Yun nodded: "Yes, yes, you also know that I am your junior sister, then you should know that these reasons are useless to me. Yes, I know you better than anyone else, okay, we’ll talk about this later, but what about you, who are you?” The next moment, He Yun pointed the finger at Li Dan and Lin Pang again.
Li Dan and Fatty Lin immediately pointed to the three names [Inspector] on their chests.
"We are here to inspect, to see if there are any naughty men spying on the female colleagues, to protect their safety!" Li Dan said.
He Yun said nothing and didn't believe it at all. I just watched your performance quietly, with the look on your face that if you weren't embarrassed, you'd be someone else.
Li Dan swallowed: "Let's be serious, not only that, I, I am also a musician." Li Dan took out his suona and said.
He Yun looked at the suona, but still said nothing. Li Dan gritted his teeth: "Actually, I am a sixth-grade alchemist. The main reason I came here this time is to see if any sisters were injured during the training. I can treat them throughout the process." After Li Dan finished speaking, he was immediately buzzing. A sound.
Above the head, six elixir rings opened, and a golden elixir furnace floated in the center. Xuan Kongzi and He Yun both narrowed their eyes and looked at Li Dan in disbelief.
Fatty Lin also looked shocked. It's over, it's over, my cousin is so awesome. There are reasons. So what am I here for?
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