"Asshole! What are you going to do to my little Tengu?"
"If you dare to do anything excessive to it, I won't let you go!"
Yang Zining suddenly said nervously.
You know, Yang Zining has grown up with the little sky dog since he was a child, and they naturally have a very good relationship.
It can be said that if Little Heavenly Dog is a girl, then Yang Zining and Little Heavenly Dog can be regarded as:
Childhood sweethearts!
"What can I do with it? Of course a dog has to be cooked and eaten."
"Haven't you ever heard of an old saying circulating in the world?"
"Young master, I always want to taste this god's ability to stand still. By the way, there is another saying in the world: dog meat god."
Yan Wude said happily, as if he could smell the fragrance of dog meat at this moment.
I really can’t stand it any longer!
Yang Zining even saw that Yan Wude was secretly drooling as he spoke...
With Yan Wude's no-limit style, Yang Zining would never dare to doubt him.
"You just want to threaten me. Tell me, what do you want?"
Yang Zining had no choice but to retract his arrogance and retreat despite the sudden change of wind and thunder.
"Just understand. From now on, you have to listen to me."
Yan Wude finally succeeded.
"I order you to turn around, put your head in your hands, and squat down immediately!"
Then Yan Wude said with a serious face, as if he was examining the prisoner.
"What do you want to do?"
Yang Zining was stunned for a moment, but he always felt that Yan Wude's instructions sounded familiar.
"It's okay, just do as you are told. Didn't we often play this game when we were kids?"
"I am a policeman, and you went to Nvpiaonuchang, and then I caught you and brought you back to the police station."
"Finally, according to the rules of the game, criminals are required to complete the above actions."
Yan Wude said seriously, he was not lying, they did play this game when they were children.
However, the person who plays the role of the police uncle will always be Yan Wude.
It made Yang Zining very angry, why is it always me who plays the role of a drifter?
"Well, actually speaking of it, I still miss my childhood."
"But I never thought that more than ten years later, we would still be the same disciple? What a coincidence do you think this is?"
"Then again, when we were young, we were young and ignorant."
"You didn't even go to elementary school, why do you remember those grudges?"
Yan Wude said with a face full of memories, and the word "reminiscence" was written all over his face.
Childhood is such a wonderful thing. You don’t care whether it is good or bad. Anyway, the past...
It’s all worth remembering!
"You're right, time flies so fast!"
"In the blink of an eye, I suddenly grew up."
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, when you were young, there were still many happy things worth remembering."
Yang Zining couldn't help but say with emotion. Recalling his childhood, Yang Zining couldn't help but feel nostalgic.
At the same time, a burst of sadness emerged, Ma De! When I was a kid, I was teased a lot by that bastard Yan Wude.
But that's right, after all, when I was young, everyone was ignorant.
Those things that happened when I was a child were just minor quarrels at best, so why should I always hold a grudge?
Now, thinking back on this, and with Yan Wude's words in front of him, Yang Zining couldn't help but feel a little more ashamed.
well! Isn't it normal for children to have little fights?
Then again, people often tease you because they have a deep relationship with you, but you have held grudges against them for more than ten years!
Yang Zining, Yang Zining, you really shouldn’t be doing this, you should reflect on it! !
Not to mention, what Yan Wude said earlier made Yan Wude himself a little moved.
"Huh? That's wrong!"
"Why is it that every time you are the policeman, I am the one who gets arrested every time?"
Yang Zining quietly changed the topic, but secretly decided to settle the feud with Yan Wude.
"Because my brain is smarter than yours. Being a police officer requires a good brain."
"Your brain is not good, so you can only play the role of drifter."
Yan Wude explained briefly.
But...it's all nonsense!
Real life proves that it is Yan Wude who often visits brothels.
And Yang Zining has probably never even touched a girl’s hand!
"All right...."
"But next time I have agreed to be the policeman instead!"
"Oh! Don't tell me, I really miss the past so much!"
"The feelings were very pure at that time. I never thought that it would be more than ten years ago. I'm not afraid of what you said. Now that I think about it, I feel like crying..."
Yang Zining finally lost his temper, and his eye circles suddenly turned red.
As he spoke, Yang Zining skillfully made the same moves that a drifter would do after being caught...
Turn around, hold your head in your hands, squat down obediently, and don't whisper!
Then Yang Zining acted, because Yan Wude started to... commit crimes!
"Yes, you have been very innocent since you were a child, but you have never changed. You are still like an idiot now!"
But after Yang Zining turned around, Yan Wude quietly took out the light-fixing gourd.
"Certainly!"
With a golden brilliance spitting out, Yang Zining immediately stopped.
"F-fuck!"
"Why can't I move? It belongs to you, Yan Quede!"
"You bitch, you are here to trick me and trick me. You brat, you have to die!"
Yang Zining's worldview almost exploded. This magical turn of events was so unexpected that it was hard to guard against it.
I even shed tears, I’m tearing my heart out with you!
You damn girl, are you trying to trick me into making me cry?
Yang Zining almost spit out the old blood. This world is so dark, isn't it?
"You're such a bitch! Your whole family is a bitch!"
"I curse you to be eighteen generations old and give birth to a son without chrysanthemums!"
"I take back all the words I said in tears before. I have a sworn hatred against you!"
"This hatred is like killing one's father. It cannot be avenged until it is avenged! A long-lasting hatred is difficult to eliminate!"
Yang Zining almost scolded him for all his life's treasures.
The malice towards Yan Wude has even risen to the level of hatred between family and country.
"Zhen Zhengzhen, no matter how fierce you scold me, it's useless. I know you are eager to press me to the ground, rub him, and slap him wildly."
"It's just a pity that you can't move, so even if you want to bite me, it's useless!"
Yan Wude spread his hands and didn't care, it was just a common man's anger.
"Besides, I've already said that with your intelligence, you really should go back to kindergarten."
"No matter what happens, you can just go home and pee and play in the mud!"
"You fell into my tricks so easily. You are really not suitable to be in this dangerous world of immortality!"
Yan Wude continued.
After being humiliated by Yan Wude, and having been brought to tears by Yan Wude before, Yang Zining wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide.
But Yang Zining was furious and extremely aggrieved.
If the hatred in your body and mind cannot be eliminated, how can you be willing to bite your tongue and commit suicide?
"Yan Quede, you are not going to die a good death. You lack all five virtues and do all the immoral things!"
"This world of immortality is prosperous, prosperous, and has a bright future. How can there be darkness like you mentioned?"
"The darkest thing in this world is you, the extremely shameless, sinful, evil bastard~!"
Although Yang Zining scolded him so harshly, Yan Wude didn't care at all.
No matter how cruel the scolding is, it will always be the anger of a common man!
Steal Dier with your head?
"Hey, Yang Zining, before you scold me, why don't you first think about how I will deal with you?"
Yan Wude said.
"You have no limits, what can't you do?"
Yang Zining glared angrily.
"Huh? You really understand me, but after all, we still have some feelings for each other!"
"So don't worry, I won't do anything cruel to you."
Yan Wude said.
"Oh, do you think I will still believe your lies? I'll kill you or cut you into pieces as you please!"
"But I only ask you to let my little sky dog go. He is innocent."
Yang Zining had a sideways face, but when it came to the little sky dog, he couldn't help but lower his posture a bit.
"That won't work."
Yan Wude refused.
"Although the little sky dog has no enmity against me, I want to eat him!"
"People say how delicious this dog meat is, I must try it myself!"
"This is absolutely serious. Don't think I'm joking with you."
When Yan Wude said this, he took out a long rope and tied up Yang Zining in various ways very skillfully.
Yang Zining didn't resist. He was already frustrated. In fact, he couldn't resist.
"You have to die!"
In the end, Yang Zining had no choice but to say something.
Alas, there is nothing I can do. He has already cursed every word I can think of, and there is no point in scolding him over and over again.
Moreover, the main reason is that his throat is a little dry. What's the point of brotherly love? Why don't you give him a sip of water?
"As for you, just stay in the tree. Don't worry, I really won't do anything to you. I'll just hang you in the tree."
"After 24 hours, the spell of the Fixed Light Gourd will be released by itself, and you will be free by then."
"Look, I'm not going too far with you at all, right?"
"But according to the rules, I have defeated you, so it shouldn't be too much to give you a storage bag, right?"
"As for the Indigo Divine Halberd, don't worry, I know it's your special weapon, so I won't take it from you."
Although he was doing a very immoral thing, Yan Wude said it very seriously.
Even Yang Zining had a look of disbelief, and then became a little more moved.
Alas, it seems that what Yan Wude said is really not too much!
Even though this bastard won through cunning, was he still winning?
At any rate, he kept my indigo halberd, so there is still some bottom line...
Otherwise, should I just forgive him?
After only two minutes, Yang Zining completely gave up these thoughts.
Just because he found that Yan Wude's water was too deep! ! !
