"It's so... it's splashing~"
About half an hour later, Huang Chan walked back to the camp with a pale face, holding on to the tree trunk.
"Made! That bastard is really a crow's mouth. This is already the tenth time..."
Huang Chan cursed, then quickly covered his stomach again and closed the door tightly.
The feeling of relief came again, and Huang Chan flew back to the grass.
"Master Huang Chan, is he okay? He has been pulled 11 times. I think he can't walk steadily."
Xiaolian looked at Huang Chan, who was staggering when walking, with a look of distress on her face.
What a handsome young man, but now he is so haggard. Is the first glass of water in the morning really so refreshing?
Well, I will never drink the first glass of water in the morning again~~~
"It's almost time, Lao Hei and Xiao Ma, let's take action."
Yan Wude looked at the time and gestured towards the bull's head and horse's face.
But they saw that Niu Tou and Ma Mian put on masks one after another, moved very skillfully, and made an OK gesture to the young master.
Let me show you, young master, that you can rest assured that we are professionals in this business with you! !
"Brother Yan, what are you going to do?" Zhao Xiaoyue couldn't help but ask when she saw him.
"You'll find out later."
Yan Wude did not say anything clearly.
At this time, Huang Chan, who was squatting in the grass, was still cursing:
"Bastard, bastard! This Yan Wude is such a crow's mouth, there's no way he could defecate 15 times in a row! My special mother's intestines have all been defecated~"
"Is it because I ate unclean mosquitoes last night? That caused indigestion?"
Huang Chan felt extremely sour and refreshing, especially the burning sensation of chrysanthemums.
But Huang Chan soon realized something was wrong. He took out some toilet paper and sniffed it carefully, and then scolded Yan Wude again:
"What a fool! He actually sprinkled chili powder on the toilet paper!"
While Huang Chan was cursing, little did he know that two figures had quietly appeared behind him.
The next second, Niu Tou and Ma Mian, who were holding hemp ropes, argued over their moves. Without saying a word, they dragged Huang Chan towards a big tree.
"Hey! Bastard! What are you two doing? I, my special girl haven't finished fucking yet!"
"You bastards! You idiots, why don't you let me put my pants on first?"
"Ahhhhhh!!"
Huang Chan was simply baffled. He was so angry that his lungs exploded!
He has been a demon cultivator for two hundred years, and today he has finished scolding me.
Think about it for yourself:
You were having diarrhea, and when you were halfway through it, two people suddenly appeared behind you.
The two of them dragged you away without saying anything, and finally tied you tightly to a tree.
How do you feel?
Find the psychological shadow area!
"Hey! What are you doing? Even if it's just a prank, it's too much, right?!"
Perhaps hearing the noise, Xiaolian and Zhao Xiaoyue hurried over.
But what they saw was an unsightly scene, and Huang Chan's white pants had already been dyed yellowish brown.
While someone was pooping, you took the opportunity to tie the person to a tree...
Is this something humans do?
So much so that Xiaolian immediately started to curse. You know, Huang Chan is the handsome young man she has always admired.
Mr. Huang Chan is not only handsome, but also gentle and elegant. He is well-read in poetry and books. He is the ideal lover Xiaolian has been determined to marry since she was a child.
Now, Yan Wude and others were tied to a tree and had to poop on their pants.
This is no longer a prank, but purely immoral and extremely vicious.
"Miss Xiaolian, please help me quickly. Yan Wude and others have evil intentions and are extremely vicious."
"I understand, then Yan Wude must have taken revenge today because I was too close to you and he held a grudge against me."
Huang Chan took the opportunity to throw dirty water at Yan Wude, but it was not really dirty water.
There is indeed this factor, but the main reason is that Huang Chan himself is a toad spirit.
"I knew it!"
"Yan Wude, I know you like me and try to please me in every way, but I am telling you clearly now that in my eyes you are just a womanizer and a playboy."
"The more you please me, the more disgusting I will be towards you! In my eyes, you are hypocritical and narrow-minded!"
"I advise you to let Mr. Huang Chan go, otherwise we will never share the same fate."
Huang Chan's words immediately made Xiaolian feel extremely resentful towards Yan Wude.
Regardless of her status as a little maid, she yelled at Yan Wude.
Xiaolian believed what Mr. Huang Chan said, not to mention her impression of Yan Wude was not good.
"Fuck! Are you blind? Master, I am saving you!"
"You think that the handsome Huang Chan is just a toad spirit."
"This toad spirit put Mongolian and Chinese medicine into our water bags in the middle of the night. If I hadn't been prepared, you would have been eaten by the toad spirit!"
Yan Wude was so angry that he couldn't help but get angry. How could this little maid be so blind?
It’s purely biased against myself!
"You're still slandering me as a toad spirit! What I've been most afraid of since I was a child is toads. How could that be possible?"
"I understand. No wonder I have such severe diarrhea. It turns out you put the medicine in my water bag."
"Yan Wude, I thought you were a close friend that I could have a close relationship with, but I never thought you were so vicious!"
Huang Chan concealed the facts and continued to slander Yan Wude. Anyway, Xiaolian was biased towards him.
As long as they deny the fact that they are toad spirits, Yan Wude and others will have nothing to do with them.
"Young Master Huang Chan is extremely handsome. Do you think he is a toad spirit?"
"If you don't take a pee yourself and look in the mirror, who do you think is closer to the toad spirit?"
Xiaolian didn't even hesitate and immediately spoke to Huang Chan.
"Yan Wude! My impression of you is extremely bad. You are just a piece of trash with moral corruption."
"You'd better stay away from me in the future, and we'd better not go the same way!"
Xiaolian continued.
Hearing this, Yan Wude was completely furious.
Idiot, you deserve to be eaten by the toad spirit. You are also blind. How could you fall in love with such a stupid girl?
She has already said that Huang Chan is a toad spirit. No matter how much she prefers Huang Chan, she should still be wary of Huang Chan, right?
A stupid girl like this would probably be eaten by a toad spirit, and she was still praising Mr. Huang Chan in his belly for how handsome he is.
"Heiniu, Brother Xiaoma, let's go. Anyway, this toad spirit is not here for us, and I don't want to pay attention to this bad thing."
Where has Yan Wude ever suffered such grievances? A thief shouts to catch a thief? It was the same routine he was playing in the past.
"You obviously knew you couldn't defeat me, so you had to leave in despair, and you still said it so grandly."
"Scum! Who are you putting on a show for?"
Xiaolian continued to yell angrily.
"Xiao Lian, please stop talking. That Huang Chan's origins are unknown after all. Maybe he is really a toad spirit."
"Brother Wude, please stay! Xiaolian just sounds a little harsh, but she actually means no harm."
Seeing that Yan Wude and others were about to leave, Zhao Xiaoyue stepped forward and said.
"Master, don't let that scum fool you. Master Huang Chan can't be a toad spirit."
"I think these two scumbag men are like monsters. After all, their names are that of an ox and a horse."
Xiaolian retorted directly.
These words almost made Yan Wude so angry that he wanted the bull's head and horse's face to show their true colors.
It shows that although they are not human beings, they are still shady men. My young master is even more respected as the prince of the underworld, an existence that you cannot reach.
As far as your status as young master and me are concerned, the emperor on earth is nothing but a fart!
"Xiao Lian! If you don't listen to me again, I will be angry!"
"In the final analysis, Huang Chan's origins are unknown, but Yan Wude and others saved us at least."
"If Yan Wude really proves that Huang Chan is a toad spirit, you will be ungrateful!!"
"Furthermore, Yan Wude pleases you and pesters you because he likes you. This is logically correct."
Zhao Xiaoyue glared at Xiaolian. At least Zhao Xiaoyue was sensible, otherwise it would have been impossible for her to come to Dongzhou alive from her homeland.
"After all, there is someone with a normal IQ. I don't do good things easily. Xiaoyue, let me save you again this time."
"If I hadn't seen you have a pretty spunky maid last time, I wouldn't have saved you at all."
"But it turns out that your maid is a fool."
Yan Wude said.
Normally, he was too lazy to look after this sissy, but now, Yan Wude found this sissy more pleasing to his eyes.
Therefore, I can barely count this Zhao Xiaoyue as my younger friend.
"Are you talking about saving us? I think you clearly want to take the opportunity to kill Huang Chan and silence him, right?"
"You said Mr. Huang Chan is a toad spirit, but you can prove it to us!"
At this time, Xiaolian rushed out and shouted angrily that she was obsessed and she was determined to face Huang Chan.
