"Master Huang Chan, what's wrong?"
"Sure enough... this hairpin is actually a valuable thing, right? Sorry, Mr. Huang Chan, I won't read it."
"It looks like it's really made of gold."
Seeing this, Yan Wude apologized repeatedly, and at the same time, he couldn't help but look disappointed.
"No, no, how could it be gold? It's just a junk thing!"
"Brother Yan, if you want to take it for a look, feel free to take it. I, Huang Chan, am by no means a stingy person."
Yan Wude only gave a little provocation, but Huang Chan didn't even have time to think about it, and even stuffed the hairpin into Yan Wude's hand.
What Huang Chan thought was that his luck wouldn't be so bad after all, right? The previous copper coins were purely coincidental.
However, the next second, Huang Chan was given a hard lesson...
"Click~!!"
The hairpin shattered, and another magic weapon was destroyed. Niu Tou and Ma Mian knew this very well, and the young master had used this trick on both of them.
"Quack!! This, this, this is such a stupid thing??"
"Ahhhhhh!!"
Huang Chan was about to cry but had no tears. His vision almost went black and he fainted from anger.
Damn you, uncle!
That is my only magic weapon!
"Um...Brother Yan, are your hands stained with highly corrosive substances? For example, sulfuric acid?"
Huang Chan restrained his anger and forced out a smile with great difficulty.
"Brother Huang Chan, you really know how to joke. If I had come into contact with sulfuric acid, my hands would have been rotten long ago."
Yan Wude is harmless to humans and animals.
"By the way, hairpins are really not valuable, right? In fact, I feel quite guilty. I'm sorry, I broke your stuff again."
Then Yan Wude said again.
"It's okay, it's really not expensive. Look into my eyes and you don't feel distressed at all."
Huang Chan's smile was uglier than shit.
"Oh, then I'm relieved. That's good. I'll give you a hairpin. I'll treat it as compensation for you. Mr. Huang Chan, you must not refuse."
After Yan Wude finished speaking, he took out a brown and yellow hairpin from his arms very smoothly.
And he inserted it into Mr. Huang Chan's hair without any refusal.
Yan Wude swears to God, this hairpin of his is definitely just an ordinary hairpin. If it costs more than three cents, I, Yan Wude, am bragging!
"I'm a little hungry. Mr. Huang Chan, I'm going to eat sesame seeds first."
Yan Wude covered his stomach and dismissed Huang Chan in a flash.
Huang Chan cried silently, and he silently swore that in the future, valuable things would never be exposed.
This is a lesson learned from the past!
Although he no longer has anything valuable, otherwise how could Yan Wude be willing to leave Huang Chan?
"As expected of the young master, he has never failed to harm others."
As soon as Yan Wude came back, Niutou immediately gave a thumbs up and sent a wave of flattery upwards, steady!
"That's not it. In terms of morality? Who can be better than our young master?"
"Do you think our young master is lacking in all five virtues? Haha, you are so naive young man, our young master is lacking in all five virtues!"
"Ah! In fact, the deeper meaning of the young master is to destroy the opponent's magic weapon and indirectly significantly reduce the opponent's strength."
"The young master is indeed wise and powerful! Birds and fish soup! In short, it is a mess!"
Brother Ma followed suit in a wave of flattery.
...
On the way down, Huang Chan completely lost his energy and energy. After all, his only magic weapon was gone.
Huang Chan thought about it all the way, but still couldn't figure out how his magic weapon broke.
Coincidentally, two magic weapons in succession were damaged in Yan Wude's hands, so Huang Chan had to become suspicious of Yan Wude.
"No, it seems we have to take action tonight. It seems from today's events that there may not be any strangers among the three brats."
"In addition, I lost two magic weapons in a row, and my strength has been greatly reduced. To be on the safe side, I'd better take some medicine."
Huang Chan thought secretly.
at midnight,
After Huang Chan made sure everyone was asleep, he finally tiptoed out of the tent.
"Hehe, you will have to drink water when you get up tomorrow. I will pour some Mongolian and Chinese medicine into your water bags..."
"When you are paralyzed and sleep like a dead pig, that will be your death!"
Huang Chan had a smile on his face.
It's not like he hasn't thought about stabbing someone directly while everyone is sleeping.
The reality is that if there are really strangers among them, they may have woken up before you even get close to the tent.
And giving medicine is much easier, because everyone's water bags are in front of the fire.
"Hehe, my Mongolian and Chinese medicine is specially made. As long as you are in the Qi Collection area, if you are attacked, you will become a rotten snake or a dead pig."
"Of course, if you are above the Qi Gathering Realm, I will try my best to not be able to deal with you, so I can only count myself as unlucky!"
After Huang Chan finished taking the medicine, he wanted to go back to the tent, but after hesitating for a while, he threw his water bag in front of the fire.
This can lower the other party's vigilance. Another idea is:
When I got up early in the morning, I picked up my water bottle, pretended to take a few sips, and then called on everyone to take a sip:
The first sip of Mongolian and Chinese medicine in the morning.
The whole plan, isn’t it beautiful?
But what Huang Chan didn't expect was that the mantis stalked the cicada while the oriole followed behind.
Not long after Huang Chan returned to the tent, when the sound of sleeping snores sounded, Yan Wude and Niutou Mamian finally tiptoed out of the tent.
"Old Hei, try it and see if it's Mongolian and Chinese medicine."
Walking to the fire, Yan Wude picked up a water bag and said.
"Young master, you won't make me an idiot right? Let's just replace the water bag."
Niutou said with black lines all over his face.
"Oh, it's not easy. Lao Hei has become smarter. What I actually mean is, haven't you been suffering from insomnia recently?"
"What if this is not a Mongolian-Han medicine, but a poison that will kill you if you drink it?"
"Go back and my father will reimburse you for your life."
"That's right."
"Then try it?"
"Young Master, why don't I go back to the underworld? It seems you really treat me as an idiot."
The bull head wants to cry but has no tears.
At this point, Yan Wude stopped joking and asked Niutoulian to replace the water inside.
Naturally, with Yan Wude's urinary nature, he would inevitably put something into Huang Chan's water bag.
In Yan Wude's words: If you dare to play with drugs with me, you may not know whether to live or die.
"Brother Ma, do you still have any medicine left to deal with the guards last time?"
Yan Wude asked after that.
"Of course there is, and the amount will be sufficient."
Brother Ma answered without hesitation.
Can he still understand the nature of Yan Wude's urine? If you don't pull this Huang Chan out of his intestines, it will be considered too soft for our young master.
Without further instructions from Yan Wude, Brother Xiao Ma poured the rest of the medicine into Huang Chan's water bag very consciously.
the next morning.
"Phew! It was such a comfortable sleep this time. Brother Yan, how did you sleep last night?"
When he woke up early in the morning, Huang Chan pretended to greet Yan Wude.
"I traveled a lot yesterday, but I was very tired! As soon as I entered the tent, I slept soundly."
Yan Wude smiled back, saying that humans and animals are harmless, and we are also pretending.
"Haha, I'm almost the same as you."
As Huang Chan spoke, he picked up his water bag and took a few sips according to his plan.
Then he grabbed the other people's water bags, threw them at each other, and smoothly said:
"Everyone, let's have a drink too."
"I heard that the first glass of water in the morning is very important. It not only effectively promotes metabolism, but it is also said to be beautiful."
Huang Chan's performance was flawless. Zhao Xiaoyue and Xiaolian didn't think much about it. They pulled out the stopper and took a few sips.
Originally, they also had the habit of drinking the first glass of water in the morning.
As for Yan Wude and Niutou Mamian, the three people who knew the real inside story needless to say and drank a few sips in cooperation.
"Master Huang Chan, what does metabolism mean? I haven't studied for a few years, so does it mean that it helps to clear the intestines?"
Then Yan Wude said something meaningful, but Huang Chan couldn't understand the meaning.
"That's pretty much it. To be precise, it's detoxification."
Huang Chan said with a smile on his face.
I don’t know if it is detoxifying or not, but I know you will all be poisoned later, hehehe!
When it comes to scheming people, I, Huang, have never lost, hahaha! ! !
However, Huang Chan couldn't laugh out loud as his stomach rumbled.
"Ahem, I'll go take a quick break before we leave."
Huang Chan said a little embarrassed.
"Oh, it seems that the first glass of water in the morning is really miraculous. In less than three minutes, Mr. Huang Chan's intestines have been relieved."
Yan Wude said with a smile.
"Brother Yan, please stop making fun of me. It should be just a coincidence. By the way, Brother Yan, do you have the paper?"
Huang Chan said awkwardly.
"Whatever you have, take it all, don't be polite to me."
"It won't take that much."
"Listen to me, it will come in handy."
"You can't use it even ten times, right?"
"Maybe more than ten times."
"Haha, Brother Yan really knows how to joke."
Huang Chan hasn't reacted yet, thinking that Yan Wude was just joking.
After getting the toilet paper, he hurried into the woods, mainly because he couldn't hold it in any longer.
