"Then drink water?"
"But I'm not thirsty either."
"Hey, Miss Xiaolian, your eyelashes are so cute, they are as thin and long as two small brushes."
"Oh, I don't think so."
"Xiao Lian, are you tired? How about Brother Wude carry you for a while?"
"Not tired."
"But you're blushing and panting."
"That's hot."
"Then drink some water."
"But I'm not thirsty."
...
Yan Wude was courteous to Xiaolian all the way, but it was a pity that Miss Xiaolian was not as good as Yan Wude.
He was just chatting awkwardly along the way~
Yan Wude was helpless.
There’s no reason. I’m pretty confident about my looks.
"Young Master, I blame you for showing those squinting eyes to Miss Ren Xiaolian from the beginning. Miss Ren Xiaolian naturally doesn't like you anymore."
In private, Niu Tou quietly told Yan Wude that Niu Tou's idea was very simple:
The young master's current pick-up routine is not advisable, and the suspicion of being attentive is too high.
In other words, the young master is eager for success. If this continues, Miss Xiaolian will only become more wary of you.
"Nonsense, how could my young master's eyes be so lustful? It was love at first sight."
Yan Wude immediately retorted.
"But young master, you have fallen in love at first sight so many times that you can't even count them. Young master, do you always look like this when you see a beautiful girl?"
Xiao Ma couldn't help but sneered. Deep down in his heart, he had a little contempt for the young master.
Does the young master still need to hide it from the two of us? Both Niu Tou and we are well aware of the young master's lust!
"Brother Ma, what are you muttering over there? Do you want to eat horse meat hot pot?"
Yan Wude looked at Ma Mian.
His eyes were malicious.
"Young Master, I definitely didn't say anything bad about you, I mainly just wanted to~"
"Young master, you have an unmarried daughter-in-law. In the future, when the young mistress finds out that you have escaped from marriage and are still hooking up with young girls outside, she will not let you go easily."
Brother Ma said cautiously, mainly because Brother Ma was confused.
Isn’t the future young mistress many times more beautiful than this girl Xiaolian? This girl Xiaolian is just a wild flower at best, but the future young mistress is a living fairy.
Brother Ma really doesn't understand the young master's vision and appetite!
"If you dare to mention that girl with four eyes and steel teeth to me again, I will get angry with you."
Yan Wude couldn't help but feel nauseated when he thought of the fat-faced ugly girl in the photo.
Ma De, is this Ma Mian too courageous? Are you deliberately mentioning that four-eyed girl to disgust yourself?
Brother Ma just looks confused, right? Is it really that outrageous? The young lady is quite beautiful! ! !
But at this moment, Xiao Ma saw the cow head that was already sweating profusely.
Suddenly, Brother Ma's eyes narrowed slightly. Why was Big Hei so nervous?
There's something fishy here!
It seems that the young lady in the photo is not wearing glasses, right? Well, naturally I didn’t show my teeth...
"It seems that this big guy must know something. Brother Ma, I have to pry some secrets out of this big guy's mouth tonight."
Brother Ma secretly made up his mind.
At night.
The group lit a bonfire in the woods and ate some simple food.
"Where's Da Lao Hei~"
While the young master was flirting with Xiao Lian, Xiao Ma took the opportunity to get close to Niu Tou.
"What's wrong? Brother Ma, I think there's something wrong with your eyes, as if you're hiding a very bad idea."
Niutou looked at Brother Xiao Ma's malicious face, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart.
"Oh, it's okay, I just want to ask about the girl with four eyes and steel teeth~"
Brother Xiao Ma looked away and spoke casually, but it made Niutou's heart tremble.
"What girl with four eyes and steel teeth? What do you want to ask? How do I know, old cow? It's getting late, go to sleep, good night."
After Niutou finished speaking, he turned around and ran to sleep in the tent.
The guilty conscience was already visible on his face, which further confirmed Brother Ma's suspicions in his heart.
"That girl with four eyes and steel teeth is not the future young mistress, right? Niutou, do you think there is a possibility - Niu sent the wrong photo?"
This time, Brother Xiao Ma said it directly. At this point, Niutou completely understood that there was no room for tact in the matter.
"Brother Xiao Ma, shut up! You must keep this matter a secret for me!"
Niutou was so frightened that he quickly covered Brother Ma's mouth, fearing that the young master would hear it.
If that's true, I'm afraid everyone won't have to eat those dry sesame cakes tonight——
Beef hotpot is ready.
"But isn't it good for us to deceive the young master like this? If the young master finds out, my brother Ma will not be charged with covering up?"
Brother Ma said.
"If so, Brother Ma will play with it."
Fortunately, Niutou is also sensible, and he knows that Xiao Ma's urinary nature is just to take advantage of himself.
Therefore, Niu Tou took out a magic weapon from his storage bag without hesitation.
"One is not enough, you need three."
Xiao Ma Ge opened his mouth wide, it was blatantly extortion.
"You are simply bullying a cow too much. You are so mean. You have been brothers for more than ten years, and you still take advantage of them?"
The bull head almost jumped up.
"Da Laohei, we are betting on a pot of horse meat hot pot to keep your secret. This price is not bullying at all."
"On the other hand, if I, Lao Ma, report this matter to the public and report it to the young master, I am afraid that the reward he will receive will not be more than these three magic weapons."
Xiaoma Ge is smiling, but he knows that Lao Niu's family is rich.
Although he was suspected of bullying the cow too much, Niutou still obediently took out three magic weapons.
Niutou also holds a grudge against this little Ma Ge in his heart, but don't let me, Lao Niu, catch you, otherwise your little Ma Ge will be doomed.
"Xiao Lian, don't you want to eat another piece of sesame cake? I still have it, so there's no need to keep it for tomorrow."
When Xiao Ma Ge and Niu Tou came back, Yan Wude was still happily hooking up with Xiao Lian.
Of course, Xiaolian still didn't talk to Yan Wude, and only Yan Wude was left chatting awkwardly all the way.
"By the way, the young master is really persistent."
Bullhead gave a thumbs up.
"I'm not afraid of the gangsters being educated, but I'm afraid the gangsters are patient. The young master is an old pervert."
Brother Ma discussed softly.
Having just obtained three magic weapons, Xiao Ma is feeling very happy at the moment.
"Sir, where are you going?"
But at this moment, Xiaolian found that her young lady was about to walk into the woods, and she felt a little uneasy.
Without the lady, she was alone, and the wolf in front of her pounced.
"Xiao Lian, you are stupid. If you go out at this time, of course you have to pee."
Yan Wude interrupted.
"I drank a little too much water."
Zhao Xiaoyue explained.
"Just in time, I'm also a little anxious to pee, Xiaoyue, let's go together."
Then Yan Wude said.
In an instant, Zhao Xiaoyue was stunned on the spot! What can be done in this situation?
Before Zhao Xiaoyue could refuse, Yan Wude put a hand on Zhao Xiaoyue's shoulder and wanted to go together.
"Brother Wude...this...why don't you go first? I'll go later."
Zhao Xiaoyue looked weird. Going to pee with Yan Wude? Joke, how is this possible?
She doesn't have a handle!
In short, Zhao Xiaoyue's face was extremely red and hot, and she didn't know if it was because Yan Wude put her arm around her shoulders and acted too intimately.
"Two grown men, what's there to be ashamed of? Let's go, Xiaoyue, don't act like a sissy."
Yan Wude showed a little disdain.
"But....."
Xiaoyue wanted to say something else, but was immediately interrupted by Yan Wude:
"I understand, Xiaoyue, your penis is probably very small, right? You must be too inferior to let me see it."
Yan Wude thought of something and suddenly realized that a man's self-esteem is normal and understandable.
This made Zhao Xiaoyue blush even more. How small was her penis? But there is no such root at all! ! !
You solved it while standing, and I solved it while squatting. How could I, the princess, solve it with you?
"Brother Wude is laughing at me. My penis is indeed very small. I am born with low self-esteem. Therefore, Brother Wude, please go first."
Zhao Xiaoyue agreed with Yan Wude's conjecture very simply, as long as she could not solve it with Yan Wude.
After all, we are born without a handle, so why should we care whether it is big or small?
"It's okay, it's okay. In fact, mine isn't very big. We both are the same."
"Sometimes it's not just about being big, it also requires skill and endurance."
"As the saying goes, if we are brothers, we should pee together shoulder to shoulder, and we should compete with each other to see who is further away."
"Listen to me, Xiaoyue, let's go."
Yan Wude finished speaking nonchalantly, and then before Zhao Xiaoyue could refuse, he hooked Zhao Xiaoyue's shoulders and forcibly dragged her away.
Zhao Xiaoyue wanted to cry but had no tears. Thinking of the extremely exciting scene that was about to happen, Zhao Xiaoyue's heart beat wildly.
Otherwise, I'd better tell the truth. I'm not Mr. Zhao at all. I...I'm actually Miss Zhao!
"Xiao Yue, I'm not telling you, you are just too effeminate and have no masculinity at all."
"Two big men, how can you please a girl if you are too shy to pee together?"
"Come on, come on, Xiaoyue, keep an eye on me. I will teach you two tricks. This man is peeing. First, you have to hold on and keep your waist straight, so that the water column can spray far away."
"Also, look at what I'm doing. It's very crucial. After the problem is solved, you have to shake it like this, otherwise it's easy for your pants to drip."
Yan Wude said it seriously and demonstrated it himself. Zhao Xiaoyue's face turned red and she felt as if her face was about to smoke.
These are all words of wolf and tiger!
"The big bad guy, the dead liar, he's obviously very big."
Zhao Xiaoyue scolded Yan Wude ten thousand times in her heart. In addition, naturally, she also had various thoughts, such as:
Maybe you can consider getting a boyfriend. I heard that many girls make Taoist companions as soon as they enter the immortal sect.
I am definitely not doing this to make others prosperous.
Xiao Lian on the side was really nervous for her young lady, whose eyes were dirty.
Xiaolian grew up with the young lady, so she naturally knows how pure the young lady is.
In the past 18 years, the lady has only held hands with the opposite sex very rarely.
It was definitely the first time the young lady had seen such dirty things in 18 years.
"Eh? Xiaoyue, why don't you lose your cool? Are you still shy? I said you are really a sissy, let me help you...!"
"Ah? No, no, no! I, I, I'm not in a hurry anymore. Suddenly I'm not in a hurry anymore. Go back, I'm going to bed."
Zhao Xiaoyue was like a frightened little rabbit, speaking incoherently.
She didn't dare to look directly at Yan Wude, and ran away anyway, looking extremely embarrassed.
"Miss, let me go get some water and wash your face to calm your shock."
Xiaolian said softly in private.
Alas, the young lady is so pitiful. While sympathizing with the young lady, Xiaolian is also thankful that she is not the one disguising herself as a man.
Of course, Xiaolian also has Xiaolian's troubles. For example, Yan Wude always pesters her and treats her lustfully, which troubles Xiaolian very much.
