"See how nervous you two are? Relax, relax. Master, I am a very easy-going person."
Yan Wude smiled harmlessly.
"We know, we know, the young master, the young master is famous in the underworld for his gentleness."
The two guards said without conscience.
"Well, Master, I am very satisfied to see you two performing your duties so faithfully."
"I have decided to give you a good reward. How about I treat you two to a beef hotpot? It's freezing cold, so it's perfect."
Yan Wude smiled at the two guards and said, now this guy is going to be tricked.
"Now? Young Master, isn't this good? We still have to stand guard now."
The two guards were a little confused.
"It's not a big problem. We are eating hot pot and standing guard at the same time. We are fulfilling our duties. Besides, the young master will not report you two."
Yan Wude whispered softly.
"But young master..."
What nonsense is this? The two guards wanted to say something, but Yan Wude suddenly shouted angrily:
"But what is that? This young master invites you two to have hot pot, and you two resist him. You are not giving me any face at all, are you?"
Yan Wude's speed of changing his face is comparable to that of an opera singer, and he can fall out of favor in an instant.
"Young master, we don't dare!"
The two guards were terrified.
"If you don't dare, then sit down and eat hot pot obediently. If not, I will let you two be the side dishes this time."
Yan Wude said angrily.
This is naked intimidation.
After Yan Wude's rhythm, the two guards finally sat down and ate hot pot obediently.
Not surprisingly, the two guards started to have diarrhea halfway through. This was because Yan Wude put medicine in the hot pot.
"Since you can't hold it in anymore, let's go. Both of you go. Don't worry, the young master will temporarily take over the duty of standing guard for you two."
Yan Wude said in a gentle tone.
At that moment, the two guards couldn't think much anymore. Seeing that their stomachs were rumbling so much, it was so fast that they couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Young Master, you must stand guard for us, otherwise the King of Hell will definitely throw us into the frying pan if he finds out."
The two guards said something pleadingly, and then ran towards the latrine in a hurry.
Fortunately, the hut is not far from here and has two rooms, so there is no need for one of them to wait outside.
only........
"boom!!!"
Not long after the two entered the latrine, the entire latrine suddenly burst into flames.
A big explosion sounded from the latrine, and both of them were blown up on the spot. A beige arc drew on the horizon, and they really plummeted thousands of miles.
"Walk."
Lao Niu in the dark made a gesture to Brother Xiao Ma, and Lian and the young master gathered together.
Needless to say, the idea of blowing up the latrine came from Yan Wude, and Niutou and Mamian were just forced to execute it.
Otherwise, cow heads and horse noodles, might they be tired of living and want to take a bath in the oil pan?
"Don't tell me that the young master only bullied you in the past. When you get inside, you two can grab whatever weapon you like. The young master will pretend that he can't see it."
After Yan Wude finished speaking, he opened the door and stepped into the arsenal.
This should be the first time Yan Wude entered his own arsenal, and he was shocked by the mountains of magical weapons inside.
"Young Master, I heard that there are three floors in this arsenal. What we can see here is only the first floor."
"It is said that the quality of the magical weapons on the other two levels is even rarer in the world. Needless to say, the Daluo Immortal Armaments, there are even several innate spiritual treasures."
Brother Ma boasted.
Of course, he had only heard about it. In fact, just the first level in front of him was already an eye-opener for Brother Ma.
"In that case, let's just clear out this floor. I don't think it's a big problem."
Yan Wude said.
These words frightened the cow head and the horse face to the point of numbness. If this really happened as Yan Wude said, the end would not be as simple as falling into the frying pan.
Naturally, Yan Wude could not escape the fate of having his bones broken by the Lord of Hell, leaving him disabled for life.
"Take it as I say. Now that you two have come in, you have boarded a pirate ship and there is no turning back."
"For you, even if you don't take anything, you still can't escape the fate of being in the frying pan. Fortunately, you take nothing for nothing, right?"
Yan Wude said with a smile.
"Master, we were all forced by you. If something really happens, you have to intercede for us!"
The bull's head and the horse's face were about to cry but there were no tears. This young master had such a bad heart.
The two of them made the young master miserable. At this moment, the idea of beating the young master came up for countless times.
——
The King of Hell found time and came to the Prince's Mansion of Yan Wude.
However, the King of Hell did not see Yan Wude in the prince's palace, but saw a crooked letter left on the table:
"Dad, after thinking about it carefully, a man should put his career first. Now is not the time for me to marry a wife."
"The child is gone, don't think about it."
The King of Hell just looked at her in confusion. No, with Miss Zhong's beauty, the King of Hell would never believe that this brat could control her.
"Why should a man be so important? This is bullshit!!"
"This brat must be holding back some bad shit, or there's something wrong somewhere."
The King of Hell crumpled the letter into a ball and was immediately angry. This brat was so annoying.
"Is it possible that Miss Zhong doesn't have an appetite for this brat? It shouldn't be possible, right?"
Everyone around him felt something was wrong, but fortunately he took out a photo from his pocket and looked at it.
"That's not right, Miss Renzhong is quite smart, but she's not the type that brats like!"
"That brat has quite an appetite. He really makes dad unpredictable!"
The King of Hell fell into endless contemplation. This thing is too unbelievable. The brat escaped from the marriage?
With Miss Zhong's peerless appearance and the brat's lecherous nature, it would be impossible for her to escape from the marriage even if the sky fell.
"Brother Zhong, I'm sorry!"
"That brat of mine got some kind of epilepsy, and he actually ran away from his marriage."
"I think the brat may have some misunderstanding about Miss Zhong, but don't worry, brother, luckily I had a better move."
The king of hell weighed things up and finally conveyed the news to his best friend.
"Brother Yan, how do you explain this? But have you guessed the whereabouts of your son?"
The man surnamed Zhong came to Fuyin Road.
"That's true. I bet that brat must have gone to Zhaoyao Mountain and Fuyun Star Palace."
The King of Hell said with great conviction, just because the King of Hell knew his bastard son too well.
Yan Wude is a fishy cat, but the dried fish in Fuyun Star Palace is really fishy.
"This is very good!"
"Brother Yan, please listen to me. My other daughter Zhong Yao happens to be studying under Fuyun Star Palace."
"My Zhong Yao has been studying in Nafu Yunxing Palace for more than ten years now."
"Since your son has gone to Fuyun Star Palace, it is a great thing. It is also good for the two young men to meet each other in advance."
The man surnamed Zhong continued to transmit the message.
"It seems like this is destiny. In that case, we can just wait and see what happens."
The King of Hell said.
The two exchanged greetings for a few more words before hanging up the sound transmission jade talisman.
After a while, the King of Hell said to himself:
"Alas, niece Zhong Yao doesn't dislike you, a useless person who has been around for ten thousand years, but you still dislike niece Zhong, the master. You are really in a state of blessing and don't realize it."
"Don't even think about it, where can I find a daughter-in-law with great immortal skills like Zhong Yao's niece?"
"That's what a brat is like. He will have to live on soft food for the rest of his life. He needs a powerful wife to protect him!"
.....
"Master Yama! Oh no, something big happened. The young master was asked to evacuate Hyogo!!"
But at this moment, the guard guarding the arsenal came hurriedly to report.
The guard looked in a very embarrassed state, his whole body was burnt black, and there was even a layer of beige stuff attached to it.
"What a bastard? This traitor is so lawless! Follow me to the military depot!"
When the king of hell heard this, he became furious and couldn't sit still at all.
What on earth does this brat want to do? You don't want to cheat like this, right?
"Forget it! You go back and wash yourself first, it really makes me smell bad."
The Queen of Hell pinched her nose again and said, Don't think too much, the guard's current appearance must have something to do with that brat.
I'm afraid he didn't feed the guards the medicine, and then blew up the latrine at the critical moment!
"This bastard won't stop for a moment. I have to peel off this scoundrel's skin."
“It’s really a dog’s day!”
When the King of Hell saw the empty arsenal, his face twitched.
The dark face of the King of Hell turned red with anger, and he was so furious that he almost coughed up a mouthful of blood.
Dad kindly found a super powerful fairy to be your wife and protect you for the rest of your life.
But you turned around and cheated your father!
Wow, this scoundrel really spent his life in vain. I only wish he should have drawn his gun against the wall in the first place!
