Yan Wude only felt that he fell from heaven to hell in an instant, and his beautiful fantasy was shattered.
"vomit...."
Yan Wude vomited his bitterness, where is the little fairy that he promised? Who is this girl with four eyes and steel teeth?
"I get it. This bastard father must be trying to trick her. No wonder he wants Niutou to send her off. He's secretly plotting to force a marriage."
Yan Wude thought of something and couldn't help but have a bad premonition in his heart.
"Now it seems that we can no longer stay in this underworld. I have to leave the underworld as soon as possible."
"Otherwise, if all kinds of things are bundled into the cave, my life will be over."
Yan Wude was thinking secretly.
"That's not right. The future young lady is quite beautiful. I almost had a nosebleed when I saw it. Master, are your requirements for appearance a little too much?"
Niutou scratched his big head, very confused, but he was completely unaware that he might have sent the wrong photo.
"Beautiful? You call that girl with four eyes pretty? Damn! What kind of eyes? If you like it, I'll give it to you."
Yan Wude was so angry that he almost coughed up blood.
As he spoke, he tore the photo into pieces.
Seeing the fate of that photo, Niutou felt extremely regretful.
If the future young mistress was given to him, Niu Tou would definitely not dare to ask for it. After all, she was related to the young master as a child, and he was afraid that he would be too courageous.
But the photo of the young mistress... If the young master doesn't want it, he would like to have it. It would be nice to hang it on the bedside.
It's a pity that the young master tore it into pieces. He should have looked at it more just now.
"I can't stay in the underworld anymore. I have to run away from home. By the way, go to Zhaoyao Mountain."
"Niutou, take Xiao Ma with you. Let's set off now. Let's go."
Yan Wude said that he didn't dare to stay any longer now. He always felt that the bastard father was already secretly arranging the wedding.
"Ah? Young Master, we have to go too? Is it possible if I don't go?"
Niutou looked sad.
He wished that the young master would run away from home quickly, so that he would not be bullied by the young master. How could he go on the road with the young master?
"That's natural. The journey is long, and I only have one level of Qi collection. What if I die on the way? Is it necessary to bring two bodyguards with me?"
Yan Wude said.
"Even if the young master is unfortunately beaten to death on the way, the Lord of Hell will still resurrect the young master."
Niutou said.
"Haha, you are a bullhead, but you are really simple-minded. After resurrection, don't you have to go to the bridal chamber directly?"
Yan Wude looked disdainful. This was the same as flying chess. No one wanted to be trampled to death and then return to the place of birth.
"Also, we need to get more magic weapons to defend ourselves this time. After all, if we go out this time, we may not be able to come back for a long time, so we have to try to survive longer."
After Yan Wude thought about it carefully, he decided to go to the military warehouse first, which was the treasure house of Senluo Palace.
He has to go into battle at full strength.
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Not long after, in the grass outside Hyogo, Niu Tou said in a trembling voice:
"Young master, do we really have to break into the armory at night? Why don't I watch and forget it~"
What a joke, if Lord Hell finds out about this kind of thing, his life will definitely be in danger.
But the young master is different. After all, the young master is the flesh and blood of Lord Yama.
If he let the frying pan fry, the young master might still be able to eat two pieces of meat.
And in front of the beef hot pot, regardless of the grease in his mouth, he said happily:
"Daddy, the child will never dare to play in the military warehouse next time. Daddy, what kind of base do you use for this hot pot? This beef is really fragrant."
Thinking of this, Niutou felt like shrinking back. No matter how he thought about it, it was all his own fault.
Besides, he didn't want to run away from home with the young master.
"Stop talking nonsense, Hei Niu, Xiao Ma, you two have to think about my happiness. After all, we have been brothers for more than ten years. Now we should act according to the plan."
After finishing speaking, Yan Wude walked out pretending to be as if nothing had happened.
"Brother, what the hell, it's the magic weapon that brother used to trick me, Lao Niu, but it's so wicked."
Niu Tou suddenly muttered.
"So Niutou, you also let the young master trap the magic weapon."
Xiao Ma on the side asked.
"Yes, yes, the young master originally wanted to harm our Black Wind Armor. Fortunately, I, Lao Niu, reacted quickly at the time."
Niutou said subconsciously, but after he finished speaking, he immediately realized that something was wrong.
He looked at Ma Mian with a guilty look on his face, only to see Ma Mian spewing obscenities...
"You bastard boss, you have such a bad gut. I think you knew that the young master called me in to harm our magic weapon, but your special mother didn't even remind me."
"Big Lao Hei, you've lost your way. Come on, even my brothers can't do anything anymore."
Brother Ma said with a slap in the face, thinking of his several magic weapons that had been poisoned, he just wanted to go up and beat this old black man to pieces.
"Ahem, Brother Ma, Brother Ma, don't be angry. Business is more important now. We can't ruin the young master's affairs now."
"Otherwise, if I, Lao Niu, have a beef hot pot meal, your horse meat hot pot meal will be indispensable."
Tauren changed the topic.
At this moment, Yan Wude's side...
"Hey, young master, how come you are here today? I have met the young master."
When the two guards saw that the person coming was Yan Wude, they looked surprised.
In the past, the young master would never come to this arsenal. After all, the young master was too lazy to cultivate immortality, and he was not too interested in the things in the arsenal.
"Well, I just have nothing to do today, walking around."
"In addition, I also want to see if any of you guards have neglected your duties. If found, I will throw all of you into a frying pan and fry them."
Yan Wude was very dignified, with his hands on his back, he walked slowly, his expression was serious, and his words were even more serious.
"Young master, please be aware of everything. We will not dare to neglect our duties. We two brothers have always been loyal and conscientious in our duties."
"Yes, yes, Lord Yama praised our two brothers a few days ago."
The two guard companies said.
Who knows what made the young master so crazy today? Why do you suddenly want to come for inspection?
Is this what the young master, who has always been lazy, should do?
"Don't worry. After my inspection, I found that you are indeed fulfilling your duties. I am very pleased."
Yan Wude changed his previous seriousness and became amiable, and his tone was even gentler. He gently patted the shoulders of the two guards and said.
"Thank you, thank you young master for your approval. Young master, do you have anything else to do?"
The two guards didn't feel relieved at all, but felt a shiver in their hearts.
Experience tells the two guards that once the young master praises you in a very good tone, congratulations to you. This indicates that the young master will definitely do something evil to you.
And before the young master praises you, he will often find an excuse to scare you.
Beating people first and then giving them candy is a common tactic used by young masters when they are trying to trick people.
By the way, the young master was already very bad when he was three or four years old.
One morning, the three-year-old young master stood in the darkness of the attic and sweetly shouted to the King of Hell downstairs:
"Daddy, daddy."
As a result, Yan Wude's father raised a doting face and responded:
"Hey, my precious son~"
The next second, he saw a column of water pouring down from upstairs, and his father made him feel wet in the face.
