Zhang San had already thought about the content of the text message, so he wrote:
[I learned an amazing new magic trick, now officially called the Christmas Keyboard. ]
buzzing
Bruce texted him back, but there was only a smiley face in the message.
:)
There is nothing else except this symbol. Only Bruce himself knows what he thinks.
Maybe he thought the Magic Newbie Keyboard said this to him because he was going to use him as a test subject? It was just like the previous few times, so I responded with a polite expression.
It means that he knows, and then there is no need for anything else.
The first test subject refused to communicate and failed immediately, so Zhang San changed the target to Cyborg.
His father, Silas Stone, died in a glass room in the Star Laboratory because of Steppenwolf's robbery of the Mother Box. Maybe Victor, who had not been nourished by love, would want to find family ties?
But there is a problem. Cyborg is currently disconnected from the Internet. The two of them haven't left each other's phone numbers or anything. It's probably not easy to find someone.
Moreover, Dr. Stone didn't even have ashes left, and his whole body was directly broken down into invisible things.
I wonder if Dr. Stone can be brought out by digging dirt on a grave without a body, or can we dig into the air where the doctor died?
After thinking about it, Zhang San felt that this was too troublesome, so he might as well just find a grave bag with a corpse to test his skills.
Apart from Batman, there is only one Barry Allen left in the Justice League who meets this requirement.
The Flash's phone number
If he remembered correctly, the note given to this boy in his phone contacts was Quick Gun Boy.
A boy who is so close that he still doesn’t have a girlfriend.
In Central City, Barry, who had just finished his work and was about to eat something to replenish his energy, noticed that his phone lit up on the table, so he picked it up and took a look at the content displayed on it.
Keyboard: [Barry Allen, you are the lucky one chosen. Congratulations on winning the mysterious magic reward from the keyboard! You will have the opportunity to meet your deceased loved one again, as long as you reply 1 and agree to the following disclaimer]
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Barry almost dismissed this text message as a scam and was blacklisted. If he hadn't carefully checked the sender's number, he would have thought it was an international scam message.
Holding the phone in hand, he read through the pile of disclaimers on the keyboard and replied with three question marks.
Keyboard: [Find me a free mysterious magic gift package! You just need to reply to me 1 and make an appointment for us to meet. There are absolutely no traps! ]
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These text messages on the keyboard reminded Barry of the demons on TV. One of their favorite things is to use the things that others want very much to lure them into signing a contract.
For example, now the keyboard says that he has a chance to meet his deceased relatives again, and adds a disclaimer and a mysterious magic gift package
The devil was beckoning to him, and Barry saw it!
When he was about to find an excuse to reject the other party, a black ball-like hand suddenly appeared on his shoulder.
"You're in luck, Flash. I think we should change places to talk about the mysterious gift package."
Barry turned his head mechanically and saw the keyboard that suddenly appeared like a ghost behind him, while other customers in the store excitedly held up their mobile phones to record videos and take photos.
"I'm replenishing energy. Look, I still have so much food to eat."
Pointing to the food for two on the table, Flash wanted to use not wasting food as an excuse to decline its invitation.
"I can wait for you to finish eating. At your speed, it will only take a few minutes?"
Zhang San sat directly opposite this good buddy, and Barry, who only had a mobile phone and no food in his hand, seemed a little embarrassed.
He could indeed eat the food within a minute, but the consequence of doing so would be to leave the keyboard, which seemed to be planning to do something to him.
Seeing that the Flash was still eating slowly, Zhang San gestured to a group of people outside the store and said to him: "You'd better hurry up. If we continue to stay, those women who started to take off their clothes will rush in." ”
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The fastest man in the world sped up a bit under the urging of others, and took a quick look at the street next to him.
The keyboard is lying! There were no fans outside who were so excited that they took off their clothes!
"Seriously, aren't you going to find a girlfriend? End your single life, man."
The Flash has a lot of money now, and the dividends from peripherals can last him a lifetime, but he just doesn't have a girlfriend.
Just now Zhang San just said something casually and the fast man looked to the side, showing his virgin nature.
"You should worry about yourself." Barry is not mocking it, but it is difficult for there to be another keyboard with a female voice in the world.
If the chance of him finding a girlfriend in the future is 10%, then the keyboard is 0%.
At least on Earth.
"I'm a keyboard. Do you think keyboards need a girlfriend? Flash, you are different. You are a man, and a man must have a woman."
It seems that Barry knew a woman named Iris West. In Zhang San's memory, the woman with this name and who was very familiar with Barry Allen was originally a beautiful white woman, not a woman who was 80% similar to Ben Bo Er Ba. of black women.
The last time he was invited to a dinner party at Barry's new home, he had seen the black man Iris, whose sexy big lips were comparable to the poisoned sausage mouth Tony Leung.
There are also false eyelashes that can catch sharks, and their length is almost as high as the height of her eye sockets.
Fortunately, Barry still has some sense of aesthetics. He did not develop his relationship with the other party into a boyfriend and girlfriend, but maybe it was because of shyness?
A few more minutes passed.
The only hamburger left on the table was also eaten by the Flash. Barry clapped his hands and wiped his mouth clean, then took his mobile phone and keyboard and walked towards the small spaceship parked on the roadside outside.
"Keyboard! You are my hero!"
"I love you babe!"
"Hero! Kill those alien bastards!!!"
Listening to these voices from keyboard fans, Barry finally saw the scene he was curious to see before.
Someone in the crowd pulled up his shirt.
The gentleman wearing a hat had a black keyboard tattooed on his only abdominal muscle, and there was even a small pink heart pierced by an arrow next to it.
【Oh My God】
Barry, who couldn't stand the stimulation, walked much faster. He almost entered the spaceship behind the keyboard!
As the spacecraft took off, the Flash, who had forcibly fixed his perspective, dared to move his eyes to the side.
"Barry, a few days ago my friend in Arad continent taught me a very powerful magic. It can resurrect people from the world of the dead to reality."
"Huh?" Barry suspected that he heard wrongly. The keyboard said that it had learned a resurrection magic! ? (End of chapter)
