Hal on the other end was quiet for a while, and then opened his mouth under Zhang San's constant questioning:
(Can criminals from other planets also work?)
"Yes, but it will take a while. I will tell you the location of the planet. When you catch the criminal, just go directly to the dead shot above."
He is going to turn the most powerful family man into the leader of the mining, and let Deadshot help him manage the new guys.
After it stabilizes, he only needs to go over and collect the goods every once in a while, which is very easy.
Sizzling
? ? ?
A burst of golden lightning suddenly burst out from inside the spaceship, and then a buddy who looked exactly like The Flash appeared on the seat next to Zhang San:
"FK! Drive the spaceship and run away!"
"ah?"
He still didn't understand what was going on, his mind was buzzing.
"run!"
The other party seemed to be very proficient in the control system of this spacecraft. He reached out and touched the console and directly controlled the spacecraft to accelerate away from the earth.
on a deserted planet
An escape spacecraft stopped in a crater.
Zhang San in the driver's seat stared at the Flash who suddenly appeared in his spaceship and controlled it to leave the earth and asked:
"Are you the Flash from another world?"
"Yes, my name is Barry Allen."
The buddy sitting next to him admitted it. Maybe he also knew that his battle-damaged clothes couldn't fool the keyboard with hands and feet in front of him.
"Who's chasing you?"
"Taun, you son of a bitch."
Hearing this name, Zhang San wanted to throw the battle-damaged version of Barry to the planet, and then go home and pretend that nothing happened.
Taun, nicknamed Reverse Flash.
The Flash's old enemy is cunning and evil. He has the same abilities as the Flash. He is not a good thing.
And the same goes for Barry who ran into his own spaceship. What followed him would definitely be disaster.
"Can you still go back? Just go back immediately."
"My world is controlled by Taun, and all the superheroes have become his people. You know what I mean, man?"
Barry, who was salivating, looked at the keyboard in front of him expectantly, as if he wanted Zhang San to do a favor.
A Flash who talks similar to Chris needs his help, eh
"I don't really understand, I'm just a keyboard."
"In my world, I have never seen a superhero like you. You must have a way to help me get rid of that damn bastard!"
"I'm not a superhero, you've got the wrong person!"
Although Zhang San tried his best to refute, the buddy in front of him stretched out his hand with golden lightning towards him with an "I believe you" expression.
Zizzi!
The escape spacecraft that was instantly scrapped lay alone in the crater.——
"Holy shit!"
Looking at the unfamiliar surroundings and the reverse-flash portrait hanging on the building.
Realizing that he had been forcibly kidnapped by the Flash from another world and brought to help, Zhang San directly reached out and grabbed the other person's neck:
"Send it back to labor and management quickly! Hurry!"
"You can be a hero"
Barry tried to break away, but the round hands on the keyboard had no fingers, so he could only use the speed force vibration to escape these deadly hands.
The black round hand grabbed another handful at his neck, but Barry, who was under the vibration of the Speed Force, was ungrabable.
The swearing Barry in this world is much better at using his abilities than the Barry in Zhang San's world, just like now.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang San was taken to a secret base, and there were several other people in this place, which was similar to a villain conference room.
Black Green Lantern, John Stewart.
Hawkgirl has long orange hair and is not wearing a helmet. Under her short white sports vest are several abdominal muscles that represent strength.
With a tan complexion, she even smiled when she saw Zhang San. Seeing the sportswear he was wearing, he suspected that Barry had brought him here while others were running.
"Shayera?" Zhang San shouted tentatively.
"You know me?" Eagle Girl was a little surprised. In her world, there was no keyboard like a human being.
Seeing her reaction, Zhang San was sure that this Eagle Girl was the animated version.
It looks better in real life than in animation.
His eyes moved to the green guy with an X-shaped red strap on his chest and a blue cloak. He pointed at the other person's shorts and asked: "Martian Manhunter, can you change into long pants and come out?"
"Any questions?"
Martian Manhunter, who was very confident and had his hands on his hips, didn't feel there was anything wrong with his outfit at all.
Green Lantern, The Flash, Hawkgirl, Martian Manhunter.
If you want to form an animated version of the Justice League, you also need Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.
"This is the team member you brought here?"
I am dripping with tears.
When he saw Superman who had just walked in, Zhang San almost couldn't help shouting:
[It’s fucking Nicolas Cage! ! ! 】
The long-haired Superman with a villain-like face is wearing a classic blue tights and underwear. The Cage Superman in front of him has all the symbols of man under his neck!
He also has chest hair!
"Brother, can you take a photo with me?"
"Are you sure it's reliable? What can a keyboard do?"
Superman, whose chest hair was so thick that even his tights couldn't contain it, turned to look at the Flash who brought them over in confusion.
"Believe me, this keyboard is strong compared to other superheroes."
Barry gave Superman a reassuring look, saying that everyone didn't have to worry about the keyboard's strength.
"Where are our Wonder Woman and Batman?"
It's a bit difficult for the three giants of the Justice League to get things done with only Superman. John San himself doesn't like to use his brain, and Superman's super brain prefers to let him play with Batman.
But the problem is there is no Batman now!
The Flash, who was prone to swearing, pointed at himself and said with the same confident expression as Martian Manhunter:
"I can be captain."
"Send me back, now!!!"
The Flash, who traveled to various worlds to kidnap people to help, actually said he could be the captain? !
Let’s not talk about him first, just these weird superheroes in the room already have a big problem.
The very confident Martian Manhunter, the taciturn Green Lantern Jon Stewart, the animated version of Hawkgirl Shayera
Coupled with his keyboard, it looks like a Cage version of Superman that looks just like the villain.
In this story of saving the world and becoming a hero, is it okay if the keyboard is missing?
After a while.
Zhang San, who hadn't caught the Flash for a long time, took out a recliner and lay down on it. He was ready to destroy it.
Some superhero saves the world, let alone super, he is not even a hero.
"Keyboard, we don't know your name yet."
A few people sitting nearby who were discussing the plan looked over, and they still acted very friendly.
"Just call me Keyboard. Have you figured out how to go out for a while?"
When the opponent was the Justice League and Reverse Flash from another world, Zhang San believed that the only ones who could survive among these buddies were The Flash and him.
(End of chapter)
