Superman's face changed drastically when he saw the kryptonite, and he immediately half-knelt on the ground as if all his strength had been drained away.
"Now we know who is the boss."
Bang!
With one strike of the staff, Superman, who had already lost his strength under the influence of kryptonite, was knocked to the ground by him.
The next second, his superhero tights appeared next to the naked Superman.
Although he gritted his teeth and wanted to stand up, the kryptonite in the keyboard man's hand and the French stick hitting his head repeatedly did not allow him to do so.
"If you don't want the photos to spread, don't be like the bat next door and stop me from doing things next time!"
Just when Zhang San was about to take some photos of this gentleman as a souvenir, two beautiful long legs appeared in his eyes.
"Looks like you need help."
Wonder Woman smiled and looked at Superman's bare back, then moved her gaze to the keyboard man with kryptonite in his hand:
"Keyboard, you'd better take the initiative."
"Can you say this to me alone? There is an outsider next to you now."
"OK."
Wonder Woman took it and flicked it, and a golden rope wrapped around Zhang San's left hand.
With just a slight pull from the other party, he flew directly towards this sexy beauty wearing armor and pants.
【It’s about to hit! 】
With excitement in his heart and trembling hands, what appeared in front of him was a leg of a beautiful woman.
thump!
Contrary to what he expected, he was kicked to the ground by the opponent's right leg...
The silver sword tip fell on Zhang San's belly, and Wonder Woman said to him with a smile and a sword in hand:
"You want to talk to me alone?"
Zhang San, who was held by the sword, did not panic at all. He asked: "Guess how I took off Superman's clothes."
At this time, the smile on her face disappeared, and Wonder Woman, with a murderous look on her face, stared at the keyboard under her sword and warned:
"I will kill you in that moment!"
"But they'll see you at your sexiest."
Zhang San turned to look at a group of security guards who were watching by the wall. Some of them were holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of him and Wonder Woman.
"What is your power!"
Wonder Woman's hand tightened the mantra lasso tied to Zhang San's left hand. She wanted to ask the keyboard man's specific abilities.
"Wherever there is a keyboard, I am there..."
Zhang San, who speaks intermittently, performs very realistically. With the help of his mental retardation, he doesn't have to worry about being forced to tell the truth by the lasso of truth.
"What's the meaning?"
"If the keyboard is immortal, I will live forever!"
The keyboard man's explanation made her feel that the words sounded familiar, so she asked again:
"you are God?"
"Gods... gods..."
Seeing that it began to struggle and resist the power exerted by the Lasso of Truth, Wonder Woman quickly pressed on the keyboard and tried to ask the truth:
"How can I make you lose your power?"
"Love...what the keyboard fears most...is the love from others..."
Hearing this, Wonder Woman looked at Superman, who was hanging next to him for a long time.
It was the first time they heard that love could make a keyboard lose its power.
These two things have no connection at all. Why is this the weakness of keyboard people?
"Tell me! All your abilities!"
"No...don't...think..."
Seeing that it began to resist the power of the Lasso of Mantra, Wonder Woman simply sat on the keyboard and pressed its small keyboard with her arms and continued to ask:
"Tell me! What are your abilities!"
"Take off people's clothes instantly...release excrement bombs..."
? ?
Seeing the purple light emitting from the French stick that the keyboard man had been holding, Wonder Woman, who felt bad, quickly retracted the Lasso of Truth and flew into the air.
A smell a hundred times more stench than the sewer wafted into Superman's sensitive nose, almost causing him to vomit.
Bang!
He also flew into the air and kept some distance from the stinking keyboard guy.
"yue!"
"Yue! Ugh..."
The two of them ran away, but a group of security guards who were watching fell to the ground and vomited their breakfast.
"Don't come over here, or I'll give you some stuffed filth!"
Picking up the kryptonite that fell on the ground, and waving the baguette in his hand that could produce juice out of thin air and emit a foul smell, Zhang San watched the two superheroes in the air retreat step by step towards the outside of the park.
Realizing it couldn't fly, Superman floated in the air and unleashed his heat vision on the baguette in Keyboard Man's hand.
He was going to melt this strange thing that the keyboard guy had been holding.
"ah!!!"
Zhang San immediately looked like he was about to die. Seeing this, Superman, who was kind-hearted, quickly stopped his heat vision.
Seeing the keyboard man standing up again and running out, Wonder Woman, who didn't want her mantra lasso to be contaminated with filth, went to the park to find a rope.
Bang!
The shotgun that appeared out of thin air in the hands of the keyboard man shattered the noose she threw.
"Drop your weapons, keyboard!"
Cyborg, who had blocked his sense of smell in advance, fell from the air. He came to help when he saw that Superman was having trouble.
Without his sense of smell, the smelly bread sticks in the keyboard man's hands had no effect on him.
But when seeing the keyboard man waving out a bunch of dirty things, the human brain that controls Cyborg's body will still react to it and hide aside.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, with the blessing of the power of throwing tiles, Zhang San jumped fiercely and instantly got into the clouds.
The next moment, he had entered the alien spacecraft and escaped in the spacecraft while being searched by three flying superheroes.
Next door, Batman, who was standing on the top of a high-rise building in Gotham City overlooking the city, was silent for a while when he heard about this. Then he said to others in the communication:
"I see."
He was glad that the last time he fought against the keyboard man, he didn't use filth to hit him...
I didn’t expect that the keyboard person’s weakness would be love from others, a keyboard that is afraid of love?
It sounds ridiculous, but this was asked by Wonder Woman using the Lasso of Truth, and Batman chose to believe it.
Because he knew that even Neptune could not resist the power of the Lasso of Truth. Neptune would tell the truth unconsciously even if he was just sitting on the rope.
So what the keyboard guy said is true. If you want it to lose its power, you have to let someone give it love.
This is very difficult, after all, no one would give their love to a keyboard with hands and feet.
Batman wants to try to win over the keyboard guy with an extreme personality, because he doesn't want to see the keyboard guy with weird abilities become an enemy.
Superman has already suffered a loss today. His mysterious abilities are so mysterious that even the most powerful superheroes don't understand what's going on.
There is also the use of filth to deal with Wonder Woman. Even Batman himself has never thought of this method, but it seems to be very effective depending on the situation.
Moreover, Keyboard Man has studied women's psychology very thoroughly, and it did not use the same tactics as Superman to deal with Wonder Woman.
What a clever and cunning keyboard…
