It's been a week since Gotham's Carnival Night.
After the Joker and the Riddler were confirmed dead by Arkham Asylum guards and Gotham City police, the citizens of Gotham designated this day as their holiday.
That night, they held a party at home. Those who had friends called their friends, and those who didn't invited their puppies and kittens to celebrate together.
The whole Gotham was having fun, and some people who lived on the edge of the city even fired two shots into the sky.
"Hello, big brother who uses Superman as his dick."
"Don't talk nonsense, since when did I treat Superman as my dick?"
Zhang San, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, turned around and saw Chris in front of the refrigerator holding a can of beer in his hand and saying hello to him with a smile.
The impact of what happened in Gotham was so great that Zhang San himself did not expect that his popularity would soar to the top of the forum's favorite superhero rankings.
1.Keyboard Man
2.Superman
3. Wonder Woman
The weakest keyboard guy in the top three overtook a female superhero that men liked a lot, and another male superhero that men liked a lot to become the number one.
Among those who voted for the keyboard, many showed their address as Gotham City, while others liked his decisive and last-minute actions against super villains.
The reason for this was that one of the posters claimed to know a prison guard at Arkham Asylum, who happened to be on duty that day.
He posted about the cause of the clown's death. When his prison guard friend went to collect the body, he could only sweep out a little bit of ashes.
The Riddler is pretty good, at least a little bit scummy.
The people who voted unanimously believed that if a horror movie could be made with a keyboard person as the protagonist, I believe that no monster would be alive and dead all the time.
"You have pushed Superman to second place! You must know that you are the only one who can do this."
A good friend is so good, so Chris is naturally very happy and proud.
After all, he was the one who brought the people out together with the vigilantes. Now the apprentice is so awesome that he can use Superman as his second son. He, the master, is so happy.
"Where are you going next? Is it Gotham?"
"No, it's hard to go to Gotham now."
Zhang San already has his own plan, and it is absolutely impossible for him to go to Gotham, which Chris can guess.
At night, an alien spacecraft quietly flew into the bustling metropolis...
Passers-by on the street chatting with the people around them did not notice anything flying above their heads at all.
Since the arrival of Superman in the big city with beautiful night scenes, no one will worry about planes falling from the sky anymore.
Somewhere in the technology park belonging to Lex Group.
Zhang San, who put away the spaceship and took out the stun gun, knocked down the security guard in the hall and rushed to the laboratory.
Those who engage in scientific research are very rich, and scientific research equipment is quite valuable.
Moreover, the time he chose happened to be when the scientific researchers were off work, and now there were only some Lex Group security guards left in the entire park.
Boom!
Smashing the glass door with one punch, he packed everything he saw into his personal space as quickly as possible.
When he was cleaning up the third laboratory, a bunch of security guards from the park finally surrounded him with guns drawn.
"Keyboard man! Put down your weapons!"
The security guards surrounded the room where the intruder was, and through the laboratory glass they could see the keyboard standing with a weapon in the empty room.
"lay down your weapon!"
The security guards pointed their guns at it nervously. They had all heard about what this keyboard had done in the next city.
He killed several gang bosses, challenged Batman in the Iceberg Club, and was then sent to Arkham by the Justice League.
Finally, it actually escaped from Arkham Asylum!
And killed the Joker and the Riddler!
It only took one night!
"I have a suggestion..."
Seeing the keyboard man walking out with a weapon in his hand, the security guards who backed away shouted again:
"lay down your weapon."
Snapped! Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
I don’t know who was too nervous and accidentally fired the first shot, but everyone else heard the gunfire and pulled the trigger.
"Ceasefire! Ceasefire!"
Seeing a wall of baguettes suddenly appearing in front of him, the security captain quickly called out to the team members who were still shooting at the bread.
So many people's bullets hit these breads, but they only made a small crater appear in them. What is this thing made of?
The security captain gestured with his hand, and a group of people immediately divided into two teams and copied it.
However, there is nothing behind the baguette wall.
The keyboard guy is already fucking gone!
Someone curiously touched the baguette next to him, but as soon as his hand touched them, the bread disappeared.
In an open space in the science and technology park, Zhang San was stopped by someone as he was running away with a baguette wall.
The opponent is a very confident and powerful superhero wearing a cape, Superman!
Seeing him floating in the air and staring at him, with an expression on his face as if he was waiting to be beaten if he didn't surrender, Zhang San raised the French stick in his hand and pointed it at him.
?
Superman still didn't understand what was going to happen next. He thought the keyboard man holding up a loaf of bread was funny.
"What are you going to do? Hit me with it?"
Hearing Superman's words, Zhang San finally understood why Bloodsport could send him to the ICU with one shot.
How should I put it? Superman seems to be so confident in his own strength that he seems very casual when seeing things that he knows will not hurt him.
So Zhang San took out another mobile phone.
"It's not too late for you to leave now."
Although he came here with a desire for revenge, he really didn't want to see the other person's bird.
Superman fell in front of him, staring at Zhang San like what are you talking about and saying nothing.
no way…
In an instant, the extremely sensitive Superman discovered that something was missing from his body!
Where are the clothes! ?
In less than two seconds, he put on the clothes that had been taken off inexplicably again with an angry look on his face.
"It's recording."
Lifting up the cell phone he was holding, Zhang San distanced himself a little.
Click...
In the blink of an eye, what was in Zhang San's hand immediately ran into Superman's hand, and he crushed the phone directly.
"Uh... there is something called automatic upload. Just now, the video of you without clothes has been uploaded to my delayed release network account."
"Yeah?"
The anger on Superman's face turned into a smile, and he said in front of Zhang San: "Cyborg, did you hear it?"
"I have canceled all its online accounts on social platforms, Superman."
snort.
Superman, whose face became increasingly unfriendly, clenched his fists and walked towards the keyboard in front of him.
He wants to teach the other party a lesson.
"Try this!"
A luminous green stone appeared in Zhang San's hand. He actually came here after being prepared for it.
The kryptonite that automatically glows green when meeting Superman was found by him in a spaceship this week, and now he is going to kick Superman's ass!
