After finally appeasing Xiaolan's suicidal impulse, the three of them had no choice but to start fishing again with dark faces.
Since the muddy ground had just been disturbed by a certain flea, there shouldn't be any fish biting it in a short time. Xiaogang got up and went to the back to get some drinks.
Sure enough, the bikini sisters all went fishing in the upper class area, which made him feel disappointed.
...
"Here."
After a while, Xiaogang sat back on the bench and threw a bottle of blue Coke to someone.
Xiaozhi took the drink and looked at it carefully. He frowned and said in a bad tone:
"Blue? I don't drink it."
Xiao Lan also frowned and said:
"Yeah, we all drink red water in Zhenxin Town. Even pigs don't drink blue happy water."
These words made Xiaogang's eyebrows rise in a rare way.
He said he could tolerate other things, but this matter was intolerable no matter how good-tempered he was.
"We in Nibi City all drink blue Coke, and the red ones are used to flush toilets."
The two people in Zhenxin Town were immediately furious and stood up suddenly.
"Isn't that the blue toilet cleaner?"
"No one really likes to drink blue foot-washing water, right?"
"Huh? Is there really a fool who drinks red? Red can't even flush the toilet!"
The three of them immediately started arguing with each other, with red faces and thick necks. Who drank red or drank blue? This was a difference in philosophy... Seriously, it could even rise to the level of racial beliefs and national beliefs.
this is a big problem.
...
"Dou-Dou..." "Dou-Dou..." "Dou-Dou..."
At this time, the fishing rods set up by the three of them suddenly started shaking at the same time. The three of them quickly gave up advocating for their own happy water and returned their attention to the fishing rods.
"Red, eternal God!!"
Xiaozhi roared, and used the strength of his waist to lift the fishing rod.
"Holo horo..."
A familiar little khaki fish appeared again and landed in front of him.
Xiaozhi: "..."
He threw the ugly fish out again with his backhand.
Stop coming, Brother Ugly Fish, I want the rarest Pokémon!
On the other side, Xiao Lan also took a deep breath and shouted:
"Red, eternal God!!"
She suddenly picked up the fishing rod, and a black shadow rose into the sky again, with a huge force and an ancient and vigorous atmosphere.
"Beep. Congratulations to the trainer for getting the item [Broken Glove (left hand)]."
Her illustrated guide reports automatically.
Xiaolan: "..."
Squirtle’s!
At least I have completed the right foot of the boots just now! !
Seeing this, Xiaogang just shook his head at the two of them, full of disdain.
Then he showed his white teeth, firmly grasped the fishing rod in his hand, and shouted in a deep voice:
"The blue one is the eternal God!!"
The next second, a shell-shaped Pokémon broke through the water and landed on the deck.
A yellow spiral shell, a soft blue body, and a pair of big black eyes, looking around in confusion.
"Didi. Ammonite, an ancient Pokémon, became extinct due to the ancient people's taste for food. The cooking methods are only recorded in ancient recipes."
"Tip. Ammonite, an ancient Pokémon, is thought to have become extinct tens of thousands of years ago. Everything about its ecology is a mystery."
The two illustrations sent out two versions of the broadcast at the same time.
Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "?"
It seems that SSR is out again?
Xiaogang smiled proudly, and used a Poke Ball in his backhand to subdue the ammonite beast again.
Conquering two fossil Pokémon in a row made him very happy, and he no longer cared about the battle of faith, and said with a smile:
"Hehe, I'm going to get the red Coke for you two. Remember to drink more. I'll take the rest back to the room and flush the toilet."
Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "..."
Squirtle’s!
We are ashamed of Zhenxin Town...!
...
Since Xiaogang had already obtained the Pokémon he wanted, he simply quit the game.
The two fossilized Pokémon were not scumbags, and he didn't want to be exposed.
So I simply broke the broken fishing rod and stopped fishing. I just served tea and water to the two of them, while taking a sneak peek at the bikini-clad ladies around them.
But Xiaozhi continued to have bad luck, catching an ugly fish every half an hour, throwing one and catching another, in an infinite loop.
He even wondered if it was this ugly fish, knowing that he would not be able to catch it, and deliberately prostituted the bait down there for free?
The fish who prostituted themselves for free were not happy!
On the other side, there were many more props around Xiaolan's bench.
[Torn boots (left)] [Torn gloves (left)] [Torn socks (left)]...
Only one side was the most outrageous, and she was wondering if someone was targeting her, Xiaolan!
But when she took a closer look, she saw that the flea was still fishing alone not far away. It was impossible for him to dive and disgust himself with his one-sided boot.
So, am I really the unlucky old guy? QAQ? !
In the end, she could only look to her side, her bulging face twisted and she said embarrassedly:
"Um...fellow, I can't catch Pokémon anyway, why don't you give me your fish? I'll trade these boots for you?"
Hearing this, Xiaozhi threw the newly caught ugly fish in front of Xiaolan without thinking.
The latter suddenly showed a big smile.
She no longer wants any rare Pokémon. It would be great to catch a Magikarp.
I saw Xiao Lan throwing the elf ball, and the ugly fish on the deck did not dodge, and was just absorbed into it.
It prompts you to subdue it without even shaking.
At this time, Xiao Lan's illustrated book also sounded a mechanical beep.
"Tip. Uglyfish is a beautiful Pokémon. Although it looks ugly, it will become the most beautiful Pokémon after it evolves. It is a very rare Pokémon."
Xiaolan: "!"
Xiaozhi: "?"
He was so angry that he was shaking, tears were rolling in his stomach, and he suddenly pulled out the illustrated book, pretending to throw a straight ball into the sea.
"Picture book, you tricked me!?"
After a long while, the illustrated book made a long sound.
"Beep. The battery is less than 1% and it has automatically shut down."
Xiaozhi: "..."
Damn, isn’t this illustrated book powered by solar energy? Could the big yellow ball on it be the moon?
Up to a duck!
...
...
evening.
The fishing competition officially ended and the selection process began.
Many people have gained a lot. Some people caught Gyarados, and some caught Stinging Jellyfish.
Even the author of the book "The Old Man and Seafood", the old captain, personally went fishing in the sea and finally caught a blue-skinned shark in his sixties.
"Wow, what a big fish, it's a tiger shark!"
"Does it turn out that there are megalodon sharks living in our Kanto region?"
The people around were shocked.
And Xiaozhi's prize was nothing else. After the ChouChou fish was given to Xiaolan, it seemed that his luck was also given away, and he could no longer catch any fish.
I had no choice but to submit that [broken boot (left)] for selection.
But to his surprise, he saw another familiar object in the exhibition queue.
[Broken boots (right)].
There is a line of small words following.
Contestant, Zhenxin Town Xiaomao’s trophy.
Xiaozhi: "..."
Depressed, he finally laughed out loud.
"I actually caught the boots, haha, Xiaomao is so stupid, hahaha...!!"
On the other side, a spiky-headed boy also laughed out loud.
"I actually caught the boots, haha, Xiaozhi is so stupid...hahaha..."
...
As for the final winner, it was none other than a energetic girl from Zhenxin Town.
With an ugly ugly fish, Xiao Lan dominated the crowd and became the champion of this fishing competition.
Many people know how precious the Uglyfish is. Even in its habitat, the Fangyuan region, this is an extremely precious Pokémon.
Xiaolan walked onto the stage, took the microphone, and was about to give a championship speech.
"Well, everyone... I only have one thing to say."
The scene in front of everyone made Xiaolan's face turn red. Finally, she raised her neck and roared loudly:
"Cola, only the red one is the champion!! Even the blue ones, even pigs won't drink it!!"
Unexpectedly, these words were like dropping a super bomb into deep water, and the entire scene suddenly became uncontrollable.
"Where did you come from, stinky girl? Isn't the red foot wash?!"
"Is there really a pig who likes to drink blue?"
"I'm just a passerby, and I have one thing to say, the red one does smell like shit."
"Shut up, everyone in our Kuye City drinks Qixi, and Coca-Cola is used to flush the toilet!!"
"Coke is your father..."
The scene fell into extraordinary chaos...
However, looking at the noisy scene below, Xiaolan, who was standing on the championship stage, showed a flushed expression, as if her soul had ascended to heaven.
"I finally brought glory to Zhenxin Town..."
she said with tears in her eyes.
...
Taking advantage of the confusion, Xiao Lan sneaked down shortly after, sticking out her tongue.
The complacent look on his face showed that he was obviously very satisfied with the rhythm of this group start and the start of the battle.
She immediately found Xiaozhi and threw him a small card with a rainbow pattern drawn on it.
Seeing the latter's puzzled expression, Xiaolan smiled and explained:
"Hey, this is the prize for first place~ When you pass by the Golden City in the future, you can go to the Rainbow Group there and exchange this card for a magical Eevee."
"According to the organizer, that Eevee can evolve infinitely~"
She said mysteriously.
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(2 is spicier, please vote!!)
(I want to slow down the pace recently...)
