"The challenges in our Dead Leaf Gym have always been divided into civil and military battles. As long as you win in any of them, you will get the trophy of victory in the gym, an orange badge."
As he spoke, Ma Zhishi showed a badge that looked like a small sun, which made Xiaozhi feel itchy.
etc...
Literary fight?
Xiaozhi frowned and secretly wondered what kind of operation this was.
Can Wen Dou still make that little ratta so electric that it becomes crispy on the outside and tender on the inside?
Even Ma Zai, the boy next to him, looked confused.
It turns out that we have always been unreasonable in the Dead Leaf Gym, and there is still such a thing as Wen Dou?
Xiaozhi couldn't help but raise his head and glance at Ma Zhishi's tall and powerful figure. It seemed that Wen Dou... he could indeed have the upper hand.
In the past few days, he took the time to recite the attribute restraint table again, and he could probably remember 30% of it. At this moment, he felt at ease.
...
Soon, Ma Zhishi shouted towards the back of the venue.
An old man with a white beard and large sunglasses came out.
He couldn't see his facial features at all, and he was still holding a book in his arms.
He was less than 1 meter tall, and he stared at Pikachu as soon as he came out. This made Xiaozhi secretly wonder if this person was Meowth from Team Rocket in disguise?
"Ahem, this is the president of the Pokémon Club and the honorary president of our Dryleaf City branch Electric Mouse Club. He will serve as the referee for this competition."
Ma Zhishi introduced.
"Will be well."
Xiaozhi and the other two quickly said hello politely.
The president nodded upon seeing this and threw a candy to Xiaozhi.
"This is a magical candy that can make Pokémon's muscles stronger. By the way, your Pikachu is a bit out of shape..."
Xiaozhi subconsciously unwrapped the candy and stuffed it into Pikachu's mouth.
"Pickup..."
The latter swallowed it after a few swallows and shook his ears, but nothing strange happened.
It's fake.
...
The literary fight begins.
"Ahem, these are the things a normal and qualified trainer needs to know. Then the competition begins."
The president opened his thick book and glanced at the two people, very seriously.
"So the first question is, what are the attributes of Pikachu?"
Hearing this, Xiaozhi raised the corner of his mouth, "What kind of topic is this? Is it insulting me?"
"It's electrical!"
He immediately answered, but Ma Zhishi pouted indifferently and was not in a hurry to answer.
"Player Xiaozhi added one point, the score is now 1:0."
After the president nodded, he asked again:
"Second question, what are the characteristics of Pikachu?"
"?"
Xiaozhi's face suddenly stiffened. To put it this way, he really didn't know what Pikachu's characteristics were...
Pikachu usually likes to take out his own bed sheets and quilt to sleep when he has nothing to do. Perhaps it is a trait of laziness?
Do you like to eat, or are you a greedy person?
In the end, he could only hesitate and tentatively said:
"Is it thick...thick fat?"
By the way, is this really the knowledge that a normal trainer needs to master...?
"It's static electricity or a lightning rod!"
Ma Zhishi couldn't help but smile, and then there was a hint of sarcasm in his tone:
"You don't even know the characteristics of your own Pikachu? You are not a qualified trainer."
Just when Xiaozhi was about to refute something, the illustrated book in his pocket suddenly made a beep.
"Didi. Pikachu, a Pokémon from the streets. Characteristics: thick fat."
Ma Zhishi: "?"
For a moment, even the club president was stunned. He looked down at the size of Ash Pikachu and hesitated for a long time.
Illustrated books have never lied since ancient times.
Could it be that a mutation has occurred?
In the end, Badge could only skip this question, and the current score was still 1:0.
"Question 3: What props does Pikachu need to evolve into Raichu?"
Hearing this, Xiaozhi suddenly trembled and replied:
"Haha, I know this, it's a power amplifier!"
Ma Zhishi, president: "?"
"Didi. Pikachu's evolutionary prop: Power Amplifier."
The illustration added another sentence, which seemed to increase the master's persuasiveness.
Ma Zhishi, president: "???"
The question just now confused them, and at that moment, they even had the idea that they were indeed wrong.
But the answer to this question must be the Thunder Stone.
This is how Ma Zhishi's Raichu evolved, and it's unmistakable.
It turns out that the source of all evil is that illustrated book. It’s really misleading...
When the score came to 1:2, the president gave Ma Zhishi the special score just now, and even wanted to smash the illustrated book.
...
"Question 4, what is the best food ratio for Pikachu?"
Xiaozhi: "?"
This time he finally saw the cover of the book held in the president's hands.
"Electric Rat Breeding Manual"
Damn normal trainer common sense!
But now he had to bite the bullet, and Xiaozhi hesitated again and tried:
“Eat more meat and less vegetables?”
"It's 70% special rations for electric mice + 25% fruits, vegetables and melon seeds + 10% snacks! It seems you don't know how to breed electric mice at all."
Ma Zhishi memorized it like water and took down the next level again.
Xiaozhi: "..."
Is there something wrong with your total proportion...?
...
Soon Xiaozhi was defeated. He had never heard of the following information about how to rub his belly to prevent depression, measures to prevent heat stroke, etc.
Even the final question, which position should be chosen as the best action when having sex with an electric mouse, made him blush.
The score was 1:9, which was considered a disappointing defeat.
Xiaozhi didn't score a single point except for knowing Pikachu's attributes in the first question.
"Young man, you are not a qualified electric mouse trainer, why don't you let it go?"
After the game, the president also made reasonable suggestions, which made Xiaozhi completely angry.
"Humph, there is so much manual knowledge. As long as Pikachu is happy, that is the most correct thing! I'm right, Pikachu!"
"Pica...?"
Pikachu turned his head towards him, and as he watched, his yellow face suddenly became flushed for no apparent reason, and he stopped looking at Xiaozhi shyly.
It is still recalling the knowledge mentioned in the last question.
"Pikachu you...!"
Xiaozhi's breath hitched and he was shaking with anger.
Finally, he slapped his face violently, clenched his fists, regained his composure, and shouted:
"A man should fight head-on. What a civil fight. It's a mess. Even if I win, I won't accept this badge!"
Of course, I won two words.
Seeing this, Ma Zhishi was also ignited by Xiaozhi and slapped his hands. The younger brothers quickly cleared a fighting space.
"Although you lost the battle, if you win the Pokémon battle, you can still get my orange badge."
"The rules of the game are one-on-one, and the general I am playing is my Raichu!"
"Raichu!!"
Leiqiu, who had been watching from the side, walked up and touched two thick brown fists in front of him, and the electric bag on his face was filled with electricity.
In fact, it is also very annoyed by its master's so-called theory of literary struggle.
He keeps talking about body positions, so why can't you take him out for some actual combat one day?
Humph, let me use your little electric mouse to vent your anger today!
"Raichu~!"
Raichu raised his fingers towards Pikachu, who was still blushing and thinking about life.
"Stop Pikachu, I must defeat this guy this time!!"
Ash's voice made Pikachu shudder, and he suddenly came back to his senses.
"Pickup!"
I saw it take a deep breath, hold out its belly, and slowly walk to Raichu, with a determined look in its eyes.
It's time to clock in and clock in!
The two electric mice walked to the center of the arena, their bellies touching each other, neither one convinced the other, their eyes sparkling with lightning...
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