"Xiaonan, thank you so much for today." My cousin and her husband hosted a banquet for Xiang Nan at Haidilao. "Come, cousin, I'll give you a toast~"
Today, with Xiang Nan's help, they not only got a free parking space, but also were exempted from property fees for five years, which can be said to have saved 300,000 yuan.
Xiang Nan has made such a great contribution and deserves a reward.
"You're welcome, cousin, it's just a little effort." Xiang Nan waved his hand and smiled.
I originally thought that Chen Xiaozheng's knowledge was useless, but now it seems that it is actually quite useful.
"This is not a piece of cake. You have helped me a lot." My cousin smiled and said, "Xiao Nan, if nothing else, my cousin will definitely help you find a good partner someday."
"Thank you, cousin, but no need, I will find a partner myself." Xiang Nan said with a smile. With his current ability, it is no longer too difficult to find a partner.
"Xiaonan, don't be discouraged. It's very common for blind dates to fail. Once you get to know each other, you'll get to know each other twice. Gradually accumulate experience and meet more people, and you will eventually meet the right one." My cousin thought it was because he failed too many times, and she was heartbroken. Feeling frustrated, he quickly persuaded me again.
Xiang Nan smiled, knowing that he couldn't explain it to her, so he stopped talking about it.
…
After returning home, Xiang Nan began to prepare for the next task.
He now knows that there are no useless skills, only useless people.
Any skill may be useful. In this case, you should learn more skills.
If Yiduo doesn't press himself, his skills may be useful at any moment.
Xiang Nan then clicked on the taskbar, and after a while, the taskbar was updated again.
"Will Turner hopes to stay together with Elizabeth Swann; Zhang Xiaofan hopes that Baguio can wake up; Ji Xiaolan hopes to no longer live up to Du Xiaoyue's friendship; Sam Witwicky hopes to get back together with Michaela Baynes ; Zhu Bajie hopes to grow old together with Xiao Longnu..."
Xiang Nan calculated it and found that at this stage, Ji Xiaolan's task was relatively easy to complete.
The rest, like Will Turner's mission, should be from Pirates of the Caribbean. That world not only had hot weapons such as muskets and artillery, but also mysterious powers such as witchcraft and magic. There were also giant monsters like the Kraken and sea gods like Calypso.
And Will Turner is just a blacksmith's apprentice. Although he is superb in swordsmanship, he is far from being able to live in that world. If you are not careful, you may die on the spot.
A mission like Sam Witwicky's should be from the "Transformers" world. This world is more dangerous. Those Transformers are huge and powerful.
Sam, a mere mortal, was nothing more than a little kid in front of them. If you don't pay attention, you will be trampled to pieces.
Therefore, their tasks are full of risks and relatively difficult to complete.
Ji Xiaolan's mission is a bit more reliable.
…
Xiang Nan then read Parts 1 to 4 of "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan", and then collected some Qing history materials online for comparison.
To be honest, Xiang Nan is even more confused between the two.
The plot of "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan" is quite different from the real Qing history.
In the play, Ji Xiaolan has no wife or concubines, and even lived with Du Xiaoyue and Lu Linlang for many years without any transgressions, just like a monk.
But in history, Ji Xiaolan had a lot of lovely wives and concubines, with at least eight wives. The youngest is thirty-eight years older than him, which can be said to be a pear blossom more than a begonia.
Ji Xiaolan in the play is honest and frugal, and saves money on food and clothing. All the money she saves is donated to poor scholars in her hometown. But in history, Ji Xiaolan was addicted to meat, eating meat as a meal and rarely eating whole grains. Life was quite luxurious.
In the play, Ji Xiaolan enforces the law impartially, pleads for the people, constantly fights against the corrupt official He Shen, sacrifices her life for justice, and is unyielding. But historically, Ji Xiaolan is twenty-six years older than He Shen. The two of them are not mortal enemies at all, but close friends.
Moreover, Ji Xiaolan in history was not famous for being "incorruptible and self-responsible" or "straightforward in admonishing those who make mistakes". On the contrary, he has always been wise and protective, tactful and worldly, and does not easily make grudges with others.
Ji Xiaolan in the play is highly valued by Qianlong, and is known as the "right-hand man" together with He Shen, and they cannot stay away from each other for a day. He was involved in all major affairs of the court, and even without him nothing could be done.
But Ji Xiaolan in history was not favored by Qianlong. Qianlong once personally approved, "I think your literature is excellent, so I entrusted Siku Shu to promote excellence. How can you talk about state affairs?" He regarded Ji Xiaolan as a prostitute, an actress, and the like, and he was not allowed to discuss it at all. State affairs.
Therefore, "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan" is really a joke about history and cannot be taken seriously. The real Qing historical data can only be used for reference and cannot be relied upon absolutely.
…
After Xiang Nan made careful preparations, he officially took over Ji Xiaolan's task.
A light door appeared out of thin air again, and Xiang Nan immediately stepped into the light door, and then felt dizzy.
"My name is Ji Yun, courtesy name Xiaolan. I was born in the second year of Yongzheng's reign. I was a Jinshi in the 22nd year of Qianlong's reign. I am currently the editor-in-chief of the Fanglue Museum. Therefore, I am proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and song, so I am known as the most talented person in the world.
Today is the 60th birthday of the Queen Mother, and I specially wrote a "Birthday Ode"..."
A large number of memories poured into Xiang Nan's mind. When he woke up, he saw himself standing in front of the Qianqing Palace.
"Ji Yun and Ji Xiaolan give me birthday gifts!" Suddenly, a father-in-law shouted loudly.
Xiang Nan didn't have time to look around, so he walked into the hall holding the painting box.
As soon as he entered the palace, Emperor Qianlong, who was sitting on the dragon throne, glanced at the eunuch below.
The young eunuch immediately came forward and said, "Master Ji, I will hold this gift for you."
Xiang Nan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and handed the painting box to the young eunuch. Then he stepped forward and saluted, "My minister Ji Xiaolan congratulates the Queen Mother on her birthday. She may live a thousand years!"
As a modern person, Xiang Nan is really not used to the ancients kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times.
However, no matter what song he sings in any mountain, he can only do as the Romans do. Otherwise, if you are slightly disrespectful, your life will be in danger.
After all, being disrespectful to the king is a heinous crime and must be punished without mercy!
And just as Xiang Nan stepped forward to salute, the little eunuch behind him had quietly replaced his painting box.
"Ji Xiaolan, your gift must be unique." Emperor Qianlong asked with a proud look on his face.
"To report to the Emperor and the Queen Mother, Ji Xiaolan is not as generous as your Excellency and can afford to give away 1,808 Hepu Pearls. So I had to write a "Birthday Wishes" in my own handwriting, wishing the Queen Mother a long life and eternal blessings." Xiang Nan laughed. road.
"Ji Xiaolan's calligraphy is famous all over the world, and her articles are also famous all over the world. Well, let's take a look." The Queen Mother said with a smile.
Xiang Nan immediately opened the painting box and saw a roll of unmounted rice paper inside.
