"Azheng, why do Weiwei want to see you?" After Xiang Nan returned to the dormitory, Zhang Zhangye asked curiously.
Although they leaned on the window sill to listen, the distance was too far and they couldn't hear anything clearly. They only heard Zheng Wei yelling, "Is this a man? It's her first time."
"It's nothing, it's just her new prank." Xiang Nan responded lightly, then said no more, got back under the bed curtain, and continued to write his own.
Zhang Kai listened to what he said in an understatement, but felt a little unconvinced in his heart.
At this moment, the dormitory door opened, and Xu Kaiyang poked his head in with a solemn expression.
"Hey, Mr. Xu~" Zhang Zhang, Gong Cheng and Zhou Dalong all greeted him when they saw him.
Xu Kaiyang nodded perfunctorily, and then hooked his hand towards Zhang Kai.
Zhang Zhang stood up immediately and followed him to the corridor.
"Open your mouth and do me a favor." Xu Kaiyang said.
"Whatever it is, just say it, as long as I can do it, it will definitely be my duty." Zhang Kai said, patting his chest.
"Well, help me write a love letter to Weiwei. The feelings must be sincere, the literary talent must be outstanding, and it must reflect the depth of my Mr. Xu. Don't let people misunderstand that I am a superficial person." Xu Kaiyang said immediately.
"Okay, isn't it just a love letter? It's all on me." Zhang Zhang heard it and immediately agreed, then smiled and said, "Mr. Xu, okay, you finally pursued Weiwei.
Don’t worry, with your good conditions and your brother’s love letter, I guarantee you will have smooth sailing and immediate success. After I finished, I thought about treating me to dinner. "
"I know." Xu Kaiyang nodded, "By the way, what is Chen Xiao doing?"
"Don't you know what else he can do besides studying?" Zhang Kai smiled, "But Weiwei came to see him just now..."
When Xu Kaiyang heard this, his face suddenly darkened, and he glared at Chen Xiaozheng's bed angrily, "Okay, anyway, you must write the love letter for me, I will use it tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?! So soon?" Zhang Zhang said in surprise, "Okay, I won't sleep tonight to help you write it out."
"Thank you." Xu Kaiyang nodded, "I'll treat you to sushi at Yingzhiju later."
"OK, it's a deal." Zhang Zhang nodded immediately.
…
That night, Zhang Kaiyang began to rack his brains and search his guts to concoct a love letter for Xu Kaiyang.
At the same time, Zheng Wei was tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep at night, thinking hard about how to pursue Chen Xiaozheng.
…
Turning around, Zheng Wei opened his eyes. He had been writing and drawing in his notebook since eating in the cafeteria. He even kept writing on the way to the classroom, so much so that he bumped his head against a lamppost. wide awake.
"Wei Wei, what on earth are you writing?" Ruan Guan asked curiously.
"Here, look, help me read the details." Zheng Wei generously handed her the notebook.
Ruan Guan took it and took a look, and was stunned when he saw a few big words written on the first page of the notebook: "The ultimate action guide for capturing Chen Xiaozheng".
Turning back further, you will see that there are nearly ten pages written in the back. Everything is written in fine print, every step and link is recorded in detail. Key points and precautions are even highlighted with underlines.
It can be seen that she really has good intentions and painstaking efforts, and she is obsessed with chasing Chen Xiaozheng. Ruan Guan couldn't help but admire her perseverance and perseverance.
"How about it? What I summarized is simply well-founded, divided into categories, clear in content, and detailed in steps... I don't believe that this Chen Xiaozheng can escape my grasp." Zheng Wei said proudly.
"It's really breathtaking." Ruan Wan admired sincerely.
If she had had such enthusiasm in studying, she would have become an excellent scientist long ago.
"Then when are you going to implement it?" she asked curiously.
"Now, immediately, immediately." Zheng Wei said every word, solemnly.
"So fast?" Ruan Guan was a little surprised.
"He already knows that I like him now. I guess he must be very confused at the moment." Zheng Wei explained, "You said that if he gets obsessed with thinking about it, he also falls in love with me...
Or, even if he doesn't like me right away, his attitude towards me is definitely different. He used to simply hate me, but now, he and I are emotionally entangled.
How embarrassing! For a young boy like him, it definitely has a powerful impact. As time goes by, he will definitely become interested in me too.
Moreover, I heard Li Weijuan say before that he seems to have a rumored girlfriend. The two of them have been in love with each other for a long time and may break through at any time.
So I definitely can't wait any longer. To strike first is to be strong, but to strike later is to suffer disaster. The bold ones will be starved to death, and the timid ones will be starved to death. I must nip the bud of their feelings in the cradle. Let them be separated from each other from now on, with no hope in this life. "
"You are really crazy." Ruan Guan said with admiration, "But what's even crazier is that I think your analysis is actually quite right."
Zheng Wei chuckled, "A good man is afraid of being pestered by women. No matter how strong Chen Xiaozheng is, with my invincible pestering skills, I don't believe he won't turn into a soft girl."
…
At this moment, Xu Kaiyang's voice suddenly came from the school's loudspeaker, "Hey, hey, Zheng Wei, can you hear me?"
Zheng Wei was stunned for a moment.
The entire teaching building, and even the entire school, all teachers and students were stunned.
Xu Kaiyang continued, "Hello everyone, I am Xu Kaiyang. I have a letter to Zheng Wei from the Department of Civil Engineering, Level 06..."
"Wow, love letter!"
"Using the school radio to confess your love is worthy of Mr. Xu, he is really arrogant!"
"Who is Zheng Wei? Isn't the goddess at Level 06 Ruan Guan?"
"Zheng Wei is not bad either. She is petite, cute, pure and charming, and she is quite popular in Level 06."
Everyone was talking about it.
Then I heard Xu Kaiyang read again, "Dear Weiwei, my love for you is just like the chemistry professor loves Mendeleev, the physics professor loves Newton, the advanced mathematics professor loves Zu Chongzhi... Zu Chongzhi, and the biology professor loves Darwin."
If you are pure silica, then I am pure sodium hydroxide. If you are a positive charge, then I am a negative charge. Dear Weiwei, let us form a covalent bond that will never be broken..."
"Hahaha..." The entire classroom, the entire teaching building, and even the entire campus were filled with the sound of laughter and the air was filled with joy.
Xiang Nan was in the classroom at the moment, and almost burst into laughter after hearing Xu Kaiyang's love letter.
This is such a mess, with no literary grace and no structure. It is nothing but funny.
Zheng Wei was even more embarrassed.
Every laugh in the classroom seemed like a mockery of her.
Which pot goes with which lid?
Xu Kaiyang chased her with such a clumsy love letter and lowered her level. How shameful!
She couldn't help but stood up and said, "Teacher, I want to go out for a while."
"Go." The teacher nodded considerately.
