"Fang Houer, your trick is really effective. My parents really decided to remarry." Yingzi said happily after returning to school and seeing Xiang Nan.
"Okay, congratulations, congratulations!" Xiang Nan cupped his hands and smiled.
"Don't rush to congratulate me yet. As far as I know, they are just pretending to remarry." Yingzi waved her hands and told the story.
"That's not bad. If you can fake remarriage, you can really remarry." Xiang Nan said with a smile, "Go home at noon and tell them to get the certificate quickly."
"Hey, that's right. When we get the marriage certificate, the fake things will become real." Yingzi clapped her hands and smiled, "Fang Hou'er, you are still smart."
"Of course." Xiang Nan smiled, and then sighed, "It would be great if parents knew the painstaking efforts of their children and paid more attention to managing relationships and families."
"Yeah." Yingzi nodded in agreement.
In order to help her parents get back together, she has really suffered a lot in the past few months, and she is about to catch up with Tang Monk and his apprentice Xitian to learn Buddhist scriptures.
…
"Hey, by the way, I have prepared some math questions for you. You can do it." Xiang Nan smiled and handed over a piece of paper. He saw a total of three math questions on it, namely plane geometry, solid geometry and probability. question.
"What are you doing?" Yingzi asked in confusion.
Xiang Nan has never done this before, and he objected to Song Qian opening a small stove for her. Now it is really unusual for me to find problems for myself.
"I think these questions are very representative, and the knowledge points obtained in the test are quite comprehensive. Just try them and see." Xiang Nan said with a smile, "Of course it's good if you do it right. If you don't do it correctly, I won't be able to teach you in time." You."
"Okay." Yingzi nodded and started working during the break.
At noon, she gave the completed questions to Xiang Nan, "Hey, I'm done. You can help me take a look, right?"
Xiang Nan glanced at it.
The first big question was about plane geometry. I answered both small questions correctly without making any mistakes. The second big question is a space geometry question. There are three small questions. The third question was solved wrong. The third big question was a probability question, and there were three small questions. The last one was solved incorrectly.
There were eight questions in total, and two of them were wrong. This alone cost me ten points. One point for one playground person, ten points for ten playground people.
"No, Yingzi, let me help you make up for it." Xiang Nan shook his head, and then helped Yingzi answer the question in detail.
"So that's it, I'm really confused." After listening to the explanation, Yingzi scratched his head and smiled sheepishly.
"Yingzi, you must remember this problem-solving idea." Xiang Nan reminded, "Don't make similar mistakes next time."
"Yeah." Yingzi nodded.
"Okay, I have a few more questions here. You can take them home and do them. Bring them back to me in the afternoon." Xiang Nan gave her another piece of paper and said.
"oh."
…
After Yingzi returned home, Song Qian immediately started eating.
Qiao Weidong was in charge of serving the dishes, and Song Qian was in charge of serving the rice. The old couple behaved quite intimately.
"Yingzi, does this mushroom and cabbage heart taste good?" Song Qian asked with a smile.
"Yeah, it's quite delicious." Yingzi nodded.
"So how are you doing at school today? Do you feel sleepy or have a headache?" Qiao Weidong asked.
"It's okay, I have a little headache, but it's not very painful." Yingzi thought for a while and said.
"Then after eating, take the time to rest." Song Qian nodded and said, "Take a nap at noon so that you can have energy for class in the afternoon."
"Yes." Yingzi agreed, "By the way, Dad, Mom, you are remarried. When will you get the certificate and when will you hold the wedding banquet?"
"Ah?!" After hearing what Yingzi said, Song Qian was so panicked that she dropped her chopsticks.
Qiao Weidong also loosened his grip and almost dropped the bowl.
"Wedding banquet, getting a certificate?!" Song Qian laughed awkwardly.
"Yes, even if you remarry, you should still get a certificate. Moreover, you should at least host a few tables to make everyone happy." Yingzi nodded.
"Uh, this..." Song Qian was scratching her feet after hearing this.
It's the wedding banquet again, and it's time to get the certificate. When did my daughter know so much?
They are pretending to be remarried. If they really go to get the certificate, it will become a real remarriage. At that time, if we hold a wedding banquet and make it known to the neighbors, it will be too lively.
So she quickly looked at Qiao Weidong as if asking for help, asking him to come out and deal with it quickly.
Qiao Weidong actually liked his daughter's assist. It was really wonderful. As long as she gets the certificate and holds the wedding banquet, the fake marriage will turn into a real marriage, and Song Qian will be speechless and unable to explain clearly.
However, Song Qian kept giving him winks and kicking him under the table so that he could not pretend not to see it.
"Well, my dear, the wedding banquet is not urgent." Qiao Weidong said with a strong smile, "You are in your third year of high school now. You are studying so hard and we are all so busy. How can we have time to hold a wedding banquet? After you finish the college entrance examination, I will follow you Your mother will make up for it."
"The wedding banquet can be postponed, but what about getting the marriage certificate?" Yingzi asked, "I checked online, and they said it can be done there, and it doesn't even take ten minutes. You and your mother can't spare ten minutes, right? ?”
"You can get it out, you can get it out, like this, your mother and I will do it in two days." Seeing that his daughter was getting closer and closer, Qiao Weidong couldn't refuse, so he had to agree.
In fact, he was quite happy in his heart.
Seeing that he actually agreed to get the certificate, Song Qian couldn't help but kick him hard again.
She hasn't decided to forgive him yet.
…
After eating, Yingzi went back to the room to rest.
After she left, Song Qian couldn't help but glare at Qiao Weidong, "Qiao Weidong, why are you talking nonsense? Who wants to go with you to get the certificate!"
"Then I won't say that, what do you want me to say?" Qiao Weidong said aggrievedly, "Yingzi is pressing harder and harder, what can I do? Tell her that the remarriage is fake, will she go crazy after hearing this?
If you have a good idea, why didn't you say anything just now? I said it and you relied on me, it’s really hard for women and villains to raise you! "
"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?" When Song Qian heard this, she couldn't help but hit Qiao Weidong.
"Okay, okay, don't fight, don't fight, I have an idea." Qiao Weidong quickly apologized, "In this case, I will apply for two false certificates, okay?"
"Isn't it illegal to issue false certificates?" Song Qian asked worriedly, "Why do you think about such a thing like chickens and dogs stealing?"
"We're not going out to swindle, so we'll be coaxing the kids at home." Qiao Weidong reassured.
"..." Song Qian still hesitated.
"How about you come up with a solution? I'm at my wits end anyway." Qiao Weidong said again.
"Then... let's do it your way." Song Qian could only nodded.
"It's over now," Qiao Weidong said with a smile.
…
After Yingzi returned to school in the afternoon, she took the time to do the three major questions given by Xiang Nan.
The three major questions test integrals, functions and sequences respectively, and are relatively difficult.
Yingzi tried it for a while, finishing six of the three big questions and eight small questions, but she couldn't solve the remaining two.
