Zhang Da must also admit that he is definitely not the material to become a gourmet. If you cook a shrimp for a few seconds longer and a few seconds less, there will be no difference in eating it.
But this didn't stop him from being secretly happy. There were only a few people who could snatch food from a lion's mouth and survive successfully, not to mention that it was given to him by the little lion on his own initiative.
Zhang Da also happily finished his hot pot meal and finally waited for the navy branch's ship.
"Navy Branch 16... I think I've heard of it." Zhang Da also looked at the approaching Navy warships, thinking that something was going to happen, right?
The warship slowly approached, probably because they were worried about falling into the pirates' trick, so the soldiers all held weapons and remained vigilant.
If Zhang Da hadn't taken off the Black Cat Pirates' flag in advance, he might have bombarded them for a test before coming over.
"I am Major Mouse of the 16th Naval Branch. Are you the Amber Tour Group?" a naval officer asked, pinching his beard.
Zhang Da also raised his eyes and saw that Colonel Rat was as his name suggests. He really had six rat-like beards on both sides of his cheeks, and a pair of rat-like ears on his head. He didn’t know whether it was for decoration or because the ears were really long. Be like that.
Zhang Da also said: "It's us. We have just defeated all 64 members of the Black Cat Pirates. Please accept it."
Major Mouse raised his chin and motioned for his subordinates to verify.
Several sailors nearby took a few bounty orders and boarded the Black Cat Pirates' ship. Jango and the cat brothers easily confirmed that they were correct, but Captain Crowe made them waste their efforts.
The guy was beaten quite badly by Zhang Tatsuya, and there was no way to avoid his face. The two sailors almost mistook the boatman Nukianu for Crowe, but finally recognized Crowe after Zhang Tatsuya's prompting.
"Reporting to the Major, the captain of the Black Cat Pirates, 'Hakuji' Crow, has a bounty of 10 million Baileys, the deputy captain, 'The Hypnotist' Zango, has a bounty of 6 million Baileys, and the 'Cat Brothers' Butch and Sam, There is a bounty of 4 million Baileys, and there is also a damaged pirate ship and several weapons. The total bounty is 52 million Baileys!"
When Major Mouse heard the last number, he raised his brows and showed a sly smile: "Chi chi chi chi chi... It's really amazing. He can actually defeat the Black Cat Pirates. That guy Crow is giving us a headache. "
The reason you have a headache is because you are too bad, and this man’s laughter also looks like a mouse... Zhang Da also showed a polite smile and said modestly: "We are lucky."
Tom looked at Major Mouse and heard his laughter. He subconsciously wanted to catch the mouse, but was held down by Zhang Daye.
And after calming down, Tom became scared. This mouse was too big to be caught. If the owner insists on catching it later... he should use a shotgun or some mechanism.
Tom tilted his head and began to think of a mouse-catching plan.
"It looks like you are indeed lucky." After hearing Zhang Daye's humble words, Major Mouse actually nodded in agreement.
It wasn't because Zhang Daye's humble tone was too sincere, but because he glanced at it and found that this group of people looked easy to bully.
The first person who came out to negotiate with him was young and looked very kind. Behind him stood the girl who looked very intimidating with a big sword on her back, but her face was full of weakness.
A blond girl and a man with an afro are drinking tea. Only the back of the afro can be seen, but he looks so thin that he will fall down if the wind blows.
Two little girls were making strange gestures with their hands at the stern of the boat, probably playing a game, and the two cats could be ignored.
Maybe there were others in the cabin, but since they didn't come out to negotiate, they either didn't have the right to speak, or were immature than the boy in front of them, so there was nothing to worry about.
Finally, Major Mouse concluded that there was no one on the ship who could fight.
As for how the Black Cat Pirates were defeated, there happened to be a storm today, and there was a high probability that these children took advantage of them!
In this case, there would be room for maneuver. Major Mouse whispered a few words to a sailor. The sailor hesitated for a moment, then ran away under Major Mouse's gaze.
"Please wait a moment, I have ordered people to collect the bounty." Major Mouse said to Zhang Daye, and then ordered, "Take all the pirates into custody and take over this pirate ship."
The sailors were busy, and Zhang Da was also settling accounts. He had also heard the report of the sailor just now. The bounty was the same as what Shark Pepper had recorded. There was nothing wrong with it, but the price of the pirate ship was a bit unexpectedly low.
I don’t know if it’s because of the poor quality of the ship or because it was withheld by Major Mouse, but the price quoted by the soldier doesn’t look like it’s fake.
While waiting, Major Mouse chatted with Zhang Daye with a smile, asking them how many people were on the ship, who was the captain, etc. His attitude was much better than that of Warrant Officer Hebodi whom he met a few days ago.
Zhang Da was also curious about what tricks he wanted to play, so he didn't hide the basic information. There was no need to keep the number of members secret anyway.
Now Major Mouse was relieved. There were only eight people and two cats, and two of them were children. This time he made a lot of money.
After a while, a sailor came out carrying a cloth bag and handed it to Zhang Daye.
Major Mouse said politely: "Mr. Tatsuya, here are 52 million Baileys, please keep them."
Zhang Da also felt that the weight was wrong, so he frowned and opened the bag. Sure enough, there were only twenty stacks of 10,000 Baileys bills in the bag, which was only 20 million Baileys at most.
"Major Mouse, isn't the amount of the bounty wrong?"
"How could it be wrong?" Major Mouse pretended to ask the sailor who had just taken the money, "How much did you give Mr. Tatsuya?"
"Five...fifty-two million Baileys!"
"Are you sure it's this number?"
"Yes! My subordinate is sure, there will definitely be no less!"
Major Mouse nodded with satisfaction: "Mr. Tatsuya, I believe that my men will not lie to me. Please count them carefully. But if you lose them accidentally, there is nothing we can do. Jijijiji. grumble……"
After finishing speaking, Major Mouse twirled his beard and smiled evilly, showing off the villain's face to the fullest.
"Boss, what should I do?" Rui Mengmeng next to Zhang Daye became anxious. She could still tell whether there was more money or less. Did she meet a legendary corrupt official? But she didn't know what to do, so she subconsciously held the hilt of the sword.
Colonel Mouse smiled even brighter when he saw Rui Mengmeng's actions: "Hey, that woman, are you planning to attack the navy? You will be wanted!"
You just got lucky and picked up a small pirate group. You should be happy to get a bounty of more than 50 million beli, right? "
Zhang Da was also shocked. He originally thought that this treacherous-looking little villain would use some clever means to swallow up the bounty, but in the end he just turned his back and refused to admit it?
In the original plot, he went to steal Nami's money and even knew to accuse her of being a thief. Is this because he has been a colonel-level officer for a short period of time and has not yet grown up?
Zhang Da also looked at him: "Are you trying to embezzle our bounty?"
"The consequences of slandering a naval lieutenant commander will be very serious. However, I am in a good mood today. I don't want to argue with you. Just be smart." Major Mouse turned around and ordered, "Return!"
What he said about being in a good mood is true. He can earn 30 million beli when he comes out to pick up a pirate, and he can open a bottle of red wine when he goes back. Speaking of which, a restaurant on the sea opened a few months ago, and it seems to have a good reputation. Why not go there to celebrate? .
The warship and the pirate ship of the Black Cat Pirates set off at the same time. Zhang Da also watched them set off without letting Rui Mengmeng take action.
Rui Mengmeng was angry: "Boss, are you just going to let them go like this?"
Zhang Da also smiled: "It will be troublesome to fight the navy. It's okay. You can ask others for the money, and you can also win him down by the way."
Just because a mere rat is not worthy of being wanted, just contact a navy who can cure him.
Zhang Da also counted the contact information of the navy recorded in the small phone book in his hand: Cullo, Kadaru, T. Penn, Gion, Garp, Porusalino, Stoloberg... …
Unknowingly, I got to know a lot of senior navy officials. Unfortunately, Aokiji didn't show up much during the last golden lion incident, so we didn't have time to have a good chat.
After thinking about it for a while, I finally decided to call Lieutenant General Gion. This one was familiar to me, and the authority should be sufficient. Even if the authority was not enough, the relationship was enough.
As for Garp, although he was relatively close, he didn't even answer Warring States' calls. Zhang Da also felt that he didn't have enough dignity.
The call was answered soon.
"Tatsuya-chan? It's been a long time. Have you finally decided to become a navy?" Gion's voice seemed a little tired, but his tone of voice was still as tempting as before.
Zhang Da also ruthlessly refused: "No."
Lieutenant General Gion continued to ask: "Is that because Riya-chan misses me? If Riya-chan wants to be a marine, please don't cause trouble!"
"You think too much." Zhang Da also followed her tone and said, "It would be great if Liya-chan doesn't hate you now."
Arturia, who was drinking tea and eating snacks, looked back at Zhang Tatsuya and stuffed a small biscuit into her mouth, wondering what this matter had to do with her.
Lieutenant General Gion asked in confusion: "Huh? Why, is it Tatsuya-chan who keeps saying bad things about me?"
Zhang Da also said: "There is a moth in your navy. A major just deducted our bounty. Liya-chan is now running out of food, and her overall favorability towards the navy has dropped by at least 50%."
Lieutenant General Gion was silent for a moment, and finally his tone became serious: "What's going on?"
Zhang Da also briefly told what happened to Major Mouse, and finally said: "It makes me angry to see him showing off his power, but we can't beat him, so we can only complain to you."
"I understand. I apologize to you for someone in the Navy doing such a thing. The bounty will compensate you. Please don't misunderstand the entire Navy because of one person."
Lieutenant General Gion did not doubt what Zhang Tatsuya said. She knew that there would inevitably be moths in the navy, and people like Zhang Tatsuya and the others would not deceive her for such a small amount of money.
Of course, it’s okay to hear that Ria-chan hates the navy because she doesn’t have enough to eat. Most likely, she is deliberately irritating people. If the situation wasn’t right, Gion would definitely joke, “If you can’t afford it, you can leave Riya-chan to her.” I'll take care of it' and so on.
Unfortunately, she was not in the mood right now. She patted her conscience and was glad that there was no conflict between the two parties, otherwise it would have really not ended well.
Zhang Da also said: "Thank you very much. If I really misunderstood you, I won't contact you. It's better to clean up bugs like this as soon as possible. It affects the image of the navy very much."
"I'll handle it right away." Lieutenant General Gion hung up the phone and prepared to keep an eye on the matter personally. He even wanted to take the opportunity to launch an anti-corruption campaign within the Navy.
Not to give Zhang Daye face, but because she is very free now and... is in a bad mood.
In fact, Gion has been busy capturing Doflamingo a long time ago, but it failed frequently. The biggest recent development is that Zhang Tatsuya and the others helped capture Diamanti and Buffalo.
This incident made Gion happy for several days. He felt that with these two people here, the chance of catching Doflamingo was much greater.
However, I never expected that guy would dare to attack Tianzhangjin, and even become a Shichibukai!
Diamanti and Buffalo, who were subordinates of the Shichibukai, were released without charge. Faced with such a thing, Gion suddenly felt like a fool for making such a serious plan.
So she was in a bad mood, very bad. She planned to catch some pirates to vent her anger during her free time, but a mouse happened to hit the muzzle of the gun.
Gion gritted his teeth, a small branch major actually almost forced out a big pirate who was more troublesome than Oishi Shichibukai!
Should I call him a bastard or praise him for his ability?
Gion swore to the word justice behind him that he would never spare this mouse!
…
"ah!!!"
"Ouch!!!"
"How is this going?!!"
"Major Mouse!"*n
Major Mouse's warship hadn't sailed too far, and Zhang Da had just hung up the phone when he heard his screams and the panicked voices of the sailors.
Zhang Daye and Rui Mengmeng looked at each other: "Did the sanctions come so quickly? It doesn't look like it. No matter how efficient it is, it won't be as high as this, right?"
Seeing Major Mouse on the warship jumping higher than the mast, Zhang Da also realized: "Tom, are you playing tricks on him?"
Tom spread his hands and shrugged, saying no.
He just saw that the big rat made the owner angry, so he secretly threw some props.
However, he had tried those props before and they were completely useless against the rats, so the rat's screams should not have been caused by him.
Certainly not.
Tom held a finger in his mouth and tilted his head to think. Is there really a mouse that would be caught in a mouse trap?
Zhang Da was also confused. Tom would not lie to him. Even if he did something bad and wanted to lie, his guilt would be written on his face and he would not be able to deceive him at all.
This time, strictly speaking, it was a good thing. If Tom had done it, he would have admitted it immediately and asked for praise.
So who did it?
"Who did this?!" Major Mouse was furious. He accidentally stepped on a mousetrap. If it were an ordinary mousetrap, nothing would happen if he stepped on it with his leather boots, but after stepping on this one, his feet immediately It swelled up.
This was nothing. When he subconsciously jumped up with his feet in his arms, someone threw a lot of nails on the deck!
The pain after stepping on it made him jump into the sky. If he hadn't braked suddenly before landing and moved to the side when he came down, there would have been countless more holes in his back.
Major Mouse was so angry now that he didn't notice that his leather boots were swollen along with the soles of his feet, and he didn't notice why he could jump so high and brake suddenly in the air.
"Hurry and help me to the medical room!"
"Yes, Major!"
Two sailors lifted Major Mouse up, but when they reached the stairs, one of the two sailors stepped on a banana peel and the other stepped on a watermelon peel, and they both slipped to the ground.
"Ah~~~" Major Mouse screamed and rolled down the stairs.
"Asshole! Do you want to kill me?" Even though he fell badly, Major Mouse's health bar was much longer than that of Gu Yina, and he still had the energy to curse.
"I'm sorry, Major!" The innocent sailor got up and ran down quickly.
But when he was helping Major Mouse up, he stepped on a hoe that came from nowhere.
The hoe suddenly stood up, and the long wooden handle hit Major Mouse's face hard.
"Major!" The sailor was devastated. Now that it was over, he wouldn't be accused of murdering his superior, right?
Major Mouse did not respond because he had lost consciousness, his eyes were spinning like mosquito coils, and a vertical red mark on his face recorded his unlucky experience.
