This Friday, after Shazhu got off work, he went to the Dongdan vegetable market and bought two big fat chickens. When he got home, he started to tidy them up. He told the neighbors that He Yuyu would go home tomorrow to celebrate her successful graduation from high school. Make roast chicken for her.
Silly Zhu used 100% of his skills to cook the roasted chicken that day, and he also used enough spices.
That scent! This caused everyone in the hospital to collectively drool and curse.
Jia Zhangshi and Banggen were the worst offenders. Banggen was so greedy that he lay down on the ground, rolling around and crying, while Jia Zhangshi was so greedy that he was pointing to the sky and the earth and yelling curses!
"Silly Zhu, this unscrupulous stinker! He eats so well! He deliberately wants to covet us orphans and widowed mothers. He only has the money from his sinister heart to eat so well!"
After scolding a few words, Jia Zhang, who couldn't bear it, pointed the finger at Qin Huairu who was cooking: "Qin Huairu, our family has been eating steamed buns for more than two months. There is no oil star in every meal. , do you want to covet me and Banggeng to death?"
Banggeng, who was lying on the ground and rolling around, quickly added, "Mom! I want to eat meat, I want to eat roast chicken. Can you go and beg Silly Zhu to give me one?"
"Pah! Pah!" Qin Huairu came over and picked him up. She raised her hand and spoke with two big mouths, which made Banggeng's little face turn red.
Qin Huairu said in a stern tone: "Eat, eat, you know how to eat. Look at what score you got in the exam. You are second to last in the class. You still have the nerve to eat. I think you won't go to school next semester." It’s a waste of money, why don’t you go to the coal factory to pick up cinders!”
Bangge was so aggrieved that he cried and asked: "Mom, why did you hit me? I want to go to school and I want to eat meat. Our classmates all eat meat at home, so they can study well!"
As he spoke, he sat down on the ground again, ready to roll around. Qin Huairu was so angry that he picked up a rolling pin and said, "Fart! Get out of here. If you dare to roll on the ground again, I will beat you to death!"
Jia Zhang said sullenly: "Qin Huairu, what are you doing to fight with sticks? If you have the ability, go get a chicken back. What kind of ability do you have to dominate at home?"
Qin Huairu glanced at her with a sneer, and said mercilessly: "Haha, I have no ability. How capable you are. We eat steamed buns every day, but you don't. You have been eating a lot of vegetable and meat dumplings recently. Let’s eat?”
Jia Zhang explained in a panic: "Qin Huairu, don't talk nonsense!"
Qin Huairu didn't leave her any dignity at all now: "Haha, you smell like a restaurant every day. We can't even see any oil stars in our house. Where do you think this smell comes from?"
Jia Zhang was speechless, so she just wanted to show off: "I, for heaven's sake, have worked hard all my life, what's wrong with eating some dumplings? It's your turn to blame me?"
Qin Huairu sneered and said disdainfully: "Ha, you have worked hard all your life? Forget it, I am too lazy to grind your teeth. You should shut up and stop inking. Just steamed buns and sticks with batter. You can eat it if you like it. If you don't, you will save money. Got off."
"You~~"
Since Qin Huairu turned black, although the external environment in the factory and the courtyard has become more and more severe, she has definitely become frightened inside the family. She has turned into a serf and sang. Now she is definitely no longer submissive to the Jia Zhang family. .
In fact, Qin Huairu was so greedy that she swallowed her saliva. When was the last time she ate meat? She can't even remember it. Is it the Chinese New Year? She seemed to have eaten three cabbage and pork dumplings on her thirtieth day, right?
But now Silly Zhu won't even let her in, let alone give her chicken.
Silly Zhu's renovation of the roasted chicken irritated all the residents of the courtyard, but the reason they said was perfect. His sister He Yuyu graduated from high school. This was indeed a rare and happy event, and it was reasonable to celebrate it.
Moreover, Comrade Silly Zhu even took out one and invited the elder, the aunt, and the old deaf lady to eat together, and he did not eat alone.
When Du Weiguo returned to the quadrangle, it was 3 minutes to 9:30. At this time, the smell of roast chicken was still lingering in the courtyard, piercing his nostrils. Even Du Weiguo swallowed unconsciously, which shows how powerful it was at that time. .
Early on Saturday morning, Shazhu locked the door and went in to work as usual.
I don't know if Silly Zhu was too careless, but the lock was not locked, and it just hung on the nose of the lock.
At noon that day, Qin Huairu was serving food at the cafeteria window, and the third aunt unexpectedly ran directly to the cafeteria, which was very rare.
The third aunt said angrily: "Qin Huairu, go home quickly and take a look! Your old lady and her boss are dying!"
"Bang!" When Qin Huairu heard this, she was so frightened that she dropped the big spoon in her hand and turned pale.
Qin Huairu asked in disbelief: "Third aunt, what did you say?"
The third aunt finally took a breath at this time: "Your mother-in-law and Banggeng are rolling on the ground with stomachaches. You should go home and take a look. If it's too late, I'm afraid they will be dead!"
After hearing this, Qin Huairu rushed out of the kitchen and ran home in a hurry.
When she ran home panting and opened the door, she was stunned.
Xiao Dang was hiding on the kang holding Sophora japonica and crying, while Jia Zhang and Bang Gang were lying on the ground at this moment, their bodies curled up, their faces turned blue, foaming at the mouth, and the stench all over their bodies was unbearable.
The smell in the whole house is simply like hell. It can no longer be described as smelly. It can be regarded as a biochemical weapon, which damages people's nerves and brain by stimulating the sense of smell.
Qin Huairu was hit now. Her mother's instinct made her want to rush over and pick up Jia Geng, but as soon as she got close, she turned around and ran out and vomited. She didn't even eat in the morning, so she would be sour after vomiting. water.
Qin Huairu vomited a few times, then turned around and rushed into the house again. This time she finally resisted her nausea and helped Banggeng up.
He asked anxiously: "Banggan, can you hear mom?"
"Mom, my stomach hurts. I'm going to die~" Jia Gen said in a very weak voice.
"Help me, help me~" Jia Zhang was lying next to him and groaned.
Qin Huairu asked angrily: "Why do you suddenly have a stomachache?"
"Chickens, Silly Zhu's chickens are poisonous~" Jia Zhang said hummingly.
But at this time, Qin Huairu didn't care to ask carefully about the reason. Saving people was the first priority. She looked at Jia Gong's dying appearance, and her heart was as sharp as a knife.
Qin Huairu turned around and ran out. She happened to meet He Yuyu coming back, and she grabbed He Yuyu.
"Yu Yu, help sister, call for a truck to come. Bang Gang and my mother-in-law are poisoned and will die soon!"
He Yuyu was startled: "Ah? Poisoned? How did you treat it?"
Qin Huairu had no time to grind his teeth with her, and said in a stiff tone: "Hurry up and call a taxi for me, life is at stake!"
"Oh, oh, okay, I'll go right away."
He Yuyu was frightened by her, turned around and ran out.
Qin Huairu ran back into the house at this time, took Xiaodang and Huaihua off the kang, walked to the front yard, and handed the children to the third aunt who had just returned.
"Sir, please help me take care of the child for a while. I'll give you money, 2 yuan."
Qin Huairu took out 2 yuan from her pocket and stuffed it into the hands of the third aunt. Joy flashed in the third aunt's eyes. She and Yan Fugui were definitely considered husbands and wives, and they were both deadbeats.
"Okay, hurry up and read the awesome memes!"
When Qin Huairu returned home, she suppressed her nausea, put wet hand towels in water to give Banggeng and Jia Zhang a rough cleaning, changed their clothes, and helped them sit against the wall. She almost came close several times. Vomited again.
At this time, He Yuyu happened to bring a boss over. As soon as he walked to the door of her house, he was immediately vomited before he could even walk in!
"Sister Qin, this is your home? Wow!"
The boss didn't vomit. He had seen big scenes, but his face was livid and he was holding back.
"Aren't you fucking bitches? I can't do this job?"
The boss cursed and turned around to leave, but was caught by Qin Huairu, who had quick eyes and quick hands.
"Master, please, I have changed them into clean clothes. They are poisoned. This is two lives! You are saving lives and making thousands of families live in Buddhahood. I will give you the money and send them to The Rolling Mill Hospital is very close, I'll give you 5 yuan!"
When the boss heard this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Seeing that it's not easy for you, and it's a matter of life and death, I'll help you today."
"Thank you, master, thank you!"
The boss had obviously seen big scenes. He suppressed his nausea and carried Jia Zhang, who was like a fat pig, onto the cart. Qin Huairu went home, took out the money, picked up the stick and chased out.
After finally arriving at the hospital, under the extremely disgusted eyes of all the doctors and nurses, they were given a diagnosis. It was not poisoning, but acute dysentery caused by eating too much croton. Jia Zhang's case was especially serious. At this time, they were already in dehydration shock.
Prescribing medicines and infusions, because they were smelly and filthy, the nurse comrades did not allow them to enter the ward, so they lay on the benches in the corridor for infusions. Moreover, Qin Huairu had to be responsible for cleaning the benches and corridors.
After struggling all night, the diarrhea finally stopped. Qin Jingru also came over at this time, and Qin Huairu could barely breathe.
Throughout the afternoon, Qin Huairu listened to Banggeng's intermittently explaining the reasons while cleaning up the mess. She now understood everything. It was Silly Zhu who did it. He deliberately left the door unlocked when he went to work this morning, and even left one behind. Croton flour chicken.
Jia Zhang discovered this situation when she went out to use the toilet and informed Banggeng.
Naturally, the Siheyuan Pirate Saint would not let go of such a God-given opportunity, so after he succeeded, he divided the spoils with Jia Zhang on the spot. Poor Xiaodang and Huaihua didn't even share a bite, and they both cried. Jia Zhang said fiercely , you are just two losers, you are not qualified to eat chicken.
Fortunately, I didn't eat a bite.
A whole big fat chicken, Jia Zhang and Banggan both ate it like a whirlwind. Not even the chicken bones were left. Silly Zhu trimmed all the bones until they were crispy. In the end, less than an hour later, It's done right away.
The effect is so powerful that I don’t even have time to go to the toilet.
"Si Zhu, you are so cruel, you are going to poison our whole family to death!" Qin Huairu said quietly.
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