The eldest daughter of the Yellow Flower whom Silly Zhu had a blind date with today was named Miao.
He is 19 years old, fair and fair, and about 165cm tall, which is considered a big man.
As for her appearance, she can be considered pretty, but her figure is a bit too plump.
Height is 165cm, weight is also 165cm, just a little more.
Um, it's a bit like a fatter version of Ma Shichun, zoomed in two more times.
She's a lot fatter than Ya's Jia Zhang.
Damn it, isn’t this a fat girl?
This is not the Tang Dynasty, when fatness was regarded as beauty. Even in the Tang Dynasty, the fatness we are talking about is not the method of fattening the whole body, right? In this day and age, fat people are very rare.
Comrade Silly Zhu was petrified on the spot and could not utter a word. He had full confidence in Aunt Huang just because he had seen Lou Xiao'e who was dating Xu Damao on a blind date. Isn't there such a huge gap between people?
Aunt Huang instantly saw Shazhu's dissatisfaction and surprise, but she was also a veteran.
"Zhuzi, why are you so dazed? This is Miao Xiuxiu. Her father is the director of a non-staple food factory, and her family's conditions are excellent."
He Yuzhu agreed dumbly: "Ah, oh, please come in, sit down, sit down, I still have food on the stove, you guys sit down first."
Aunt Huang skillfully smoothed things over and praised: "Oh, Zhu Zhu is really a first-class chef. It smells so good, Xiu Xiu. This is He Yuzhu, the chef in the canteen of our steel rolling mill and the squad leader. His cooking skills are ranked among the best among us." Jiucheng is also one of the best."
"Um."
This Miao Xiuxiu is quite shy.
Aunt Huang worked both ways and finally stabilized the situation for the time being.
Very professional and awesome.
But Comrade Silly Zhu is a super strong person. His conditions are not good, but his temper is still very high. At this moment, he feels that he has been humiliated. The more he thinks about it, the angrier he becomes. He shovels the pot with a bang. .
He Yuyu happened to be at home today because of the winter vacation. Seeing the scene was a bit too embarrassing, so he took Miao Xiuxiu to her room on the pretext that there was too much oil smoke in the house.
This girl Miao Xiuxiu followed suit quite cooperatively.
Seeing He Yuyu pulling the girl away, and looking at the backs of the two of them, Miao Xiuxiu could easily hold two skinny He Yuyu.
Silly Zhu couldn't bear it anymore.
"Aunt Huang, what do you mean? Who are you introducing to me? Isn't this just a big fat man?"
Aunt Huang's face suddenly darkened: "Zhuzi, what are you talking about? This girl is rich, but has pretty features, a standard yellow flower girl, her family is a cadre family, and her conditions are so good, isn't it more than enough for you? "
He Yuzhu was so angry that his lungs almost exploded: "Is that rich? Isn't she just a fat person? Besides, what's wrong with my condition? I'm single and have a formal job. 37.5 yuan a month is not a lot. Make money, can’t I find a partner?”
Aunt Huang had completely lost her good looks, and said in a cold voice: "He Yuzhu, you are 27 years old this year, and you are an older bachelor. You and Qin Huairu still don't know each other, and it has been spread all over the place. It's a yellow flower girl from a good family. Who wants to marry you?"
"Aunt Huang, please stop talking and take her away quickly. She looks like a big fat pig standing up. Whoever loves her will want her!"
Silly Zhu was so stimulated that he went berserk. He spoke uncontrollably and couldn't even hold back his voice. It was almost like roaring.
"Who are you talking about? Do you dare to call me a pig?"
At this time, Miao Xiuxiu suddenly opened the door and walked in. She pointed at He Yuzhu's nose and said aggressively.
At this time, Si Zhu knew that he was in the wrong and did not say anything.
However, Miao Xiuxiu continued reluctantly: "He Yuzhu, why do you still dislike me? You are a stinky cook, you are still a bachelor at the age of 27, and you still look so ugly, oily and mahua, you are so stupid. I look like I’m 37, what right do you have to dislike me?”
This Miao Xiuxiu spoke clearly and fluently, like a rapid-fire barrage of words.
"Your family is so poor that they don't even have anything. My sister is as hungry as a matchstick. What's wrong with me being fat? Me being fat proves that my family has good conditions and is full and well-fed. You are a stinky cook." Call me Silly Zhu, I think you are also a big fool, so you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
After saying that, Miao Xiuxiu turned around and pushed open the door and ran out. He Yuyu also tried to pull it, but because of her reed stick figure, she staggered and almost fell down.
This is also a bad temper!
Miao Xiuxiu said she was 19 this year, but in fact she was already 20. It wasn't the Chinese New Year yet, so she deliberately said she was one year younger.
She had been kissed 6 times before, but none of them succeeded. No matter how tactfully the other party declined, in the final analysis it was because the other party thought she was too fat.
The standards for blind dates have been lowered again and again. When they reach Silu Zhu, they have already reached rock bottom.
Unexpectedly, she was not only disliked by Sha Zhu, but also directly called her a pig. Now Miao Xiuxiu couldn't bear it anymore. In fact, she didn't like Sha Zhu. She was too old, ugly and had a foul mouth. As for doing The food is delicious, but with her figure, can the family usually be short of food?
Seeing that the situation had turned out like this, Aunt Huang's face fell completely.
"Silly Zhu, if you succeed or fail, you won't be able to open your mouth and spray shit? Isn't this an insult to your character?"
He Yuzhu was scolded by Miao Xiuxiu, and he was so angry that he almost exploded. He waved his hand and chased Aunt Huang: "You should leave quickly, I will never need you to introduce a partner to me again."
Aunt Huang was also mad at him: "Silly Zhu, I've never seen you like this. From now on, you're just going to use an eight-carat sedan to invite me, and I won't introduce anyone to you. Let me see who is around here in the future." Do you dare to introduce someone to you? Just stay single for the rest of your life!"
The reason why Aunt Huang took over the business today was because the Miao family paid a large sum of money for her matchmaker agency fee.
A total of 20 yuan, an additional 30 yuan for marriage, and an additional 50 yuan for marriage.
This is 100 yuan! She knew that this girl was not easy to deal with, but the money was so attractive! Only then did Aunt Huang bite the bullet and introduce it.
Unexpectedly, she completely overturned with Shazhu today. It is estimated that the Miao family will never let her introduce anyone to them in the future. Not to mention losing a lot of money, she has ruined her brand today.
For a matchmaker, credibility is very important. You can exaggerate but not nonsense. Her business today has completely turned upside down, with both sides collapsing. This has a great impact on her professional credibility.
This stupid Zhu really doesn't deserve to be a son of a man. He doesn't know what his conditions are. He is picky and spouting shit. He ruined my reputation. Hahaha, I really don't see how he will find a partner in the future.
Provoking a matchmaker is not easy. They have extensive connections and hang around every day. They can ruin your reputation in a matter of minutes!
Silly Zhu didn't know that the difficulty for him to find a partner in Sijiu City in the future would have been raised to the level of hell.
Silly Zhu was having dinner with He Yuyu and the old deaf lady at this moment.
After cooking such a large table of delicious dishes, we can’t let it go to waste, right?
The old deaf lady proposed to call the uncle and the aunt, but Silly Zhu disagreed. He couldn't get over this hurdle, especially today. He was so angry that he had no intention of reconciliation, and the old lady didn't insist on it.
During this meal, Shazhu was very drunk. Good guy, after he was drunk, he was blaming the sky and the earth!
From the first uncle, Xu Damao, to the second uncle, third uncle, Qin Huairu and even Du Weiguo, they all scolded them.
Drink two cups of horse urine, and the earth will be his.
Looking at his drunken and useless brother, He Yuyu was helpless.
In the courtyard, the first aunt, the third aunt, and many other neighbors had already seen Miao Xiuxiu. Even Jia Zhang saw it through the glass.
Everyone closed the door and laughed at Silly Zhu.
The heart is higher than the sky, and life is thinner than paper.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was even more overjoyed and delighted: "Silly Zhu, a deadbeat, has cooked so many good dishes, but ended up dating a pig like this! Hahaha, that's right!"
I'm really impressed. She's so fat, but she doesn't feel any pressure when she calls others pigs. Her brain circuit is amazing.
Qin Huairu was a little happy when she saw that Silhu failed to get married, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
She should have a vague affection for Shazhu. Putting aside the relationship of sucking him up and letting him support the family, there is still a trace of it. After all, Shazhu is really good to her, and people are all emotional animals.
Qin Huairu is indeed a very contradictory person, or her maternal nature is too strong. In order to raise children, especially Bangge, she almost gave up everything.
She gave up almost all of her own food, clothing, love, and happiness. In the original work, Sha Zhu also gave up all of these things by Qin Huairu.
It ended badly.
Yi Zhonghai has also been paying close attention to the progress of Sha Zhu's blind date. When he saw that Sha Zhu's blind date failed, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
The elder's obsession is to provide for him in old age. Logically speaking, he has savings, a pension, and a wife. I don't understand why he must find someone to provide for him in old age.
Maybe what he cares about is not retirement, but death, right? Is there a person who beats flags and throws basins? don't know.
If Shazhu really succeeds in the blind date today, it will become even more difficult to control in the future.
Fortunately, the blind date ended on bad terms. The elder was very satisfied with the result and even took out a bottle of wine and drank a few cups himself.
Silly Zhu is still his most promising candidate for elderly care. He knows the basics and has skills that are easy to control.
In fact, the best candidate in the compound must be Du Weiguo, a standard orphan with a bright future, but Xiao Du is not someone he can covet.
If he dares to think this way, Du Weiguo will not hesitate to give him an early death.
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