"Tch, that little bastard Xiao Du is trying to fool you. He has a target!"
After a little thought and weighing, Jiang Dongfang still felt that he should settle for his wife. After all, this tigress was in charge of the family's economic power.
I really don’t dare to mess with him, or else I’ll deal with him every day with a sticky dough stick.
So Jiang Donglai used logical thinking and investigator thinking to analyze Aunt Li's story and determined that Xiao Du was deceiving her.
In fact, Xiao Du's story has so many loopholes that it simply cannot stand up to scrutiny.
For example, a thief in a library sounds quite normal. But if you think about it, it’s a bit strange. How can a thief have a serious job? How do I get a library card? How could you sneak into the library? Have you ever heard of Buddha hanging out in the library?
For another example, what kind of girl can just meet her once and confess her feelings to her just because the hero saved her? How tough does this girl have to be?
For another example, what kind of person is Du Weiguo? He is already hypocritical to a certain extent. Can he really like such a tough girl?
For another example, Du Weiguo didn't go to the courtyard to watch the house being repaired every day. He spent every afternoon reading at Master Yu's house, leisurely and contentedly. Did he think Jiang Dongfang didn't understand?
If he really has someone, and it's love at first sight, and it's summer vacation, why don't he go on dates every day?
As Jiang Dongfang sorted out the clues and analyzed them in an orderly manner, Aunt Li's hair stood on end with anger. Jiang Dongfang was talking nonsense.
Then a squealing sound was heard, and Aunt Li began to cry loudly.
Angry, sad, and aggrieved, Aunt Li couldn't hold herself any longer.
This feeling is probably like the old mother who worked hard to prepare a big table of good meals, but you ended up ordering takeout!
The grumpy old mother turned over the table.
Aunt Li is from the Northeast, straightforward, fiery, and has a stubborn temper.
Jiang Dongfang hadn't seen her so angry for many years. Last time, it was his old girl who secretly dropped out of school and joined the army to make her cry so hard.
"Stop crying, Lao Li, you're hurting from crying."
"Jiang Dongfang, go ahead and bring Xiao Du to me. Go now."
"Stop making trouble, he's on night shift."
"Now, right away, if you don't go, I will go to the factory to find him by myself."
"Lao Li, I will capture him tied up tomorrow morning."
"I'll go by myself." After saying that, Aunt Li wiped her tears and went out.
"Old Li, don't be ridiculous, he is working." Jiang Dongfang quickly grabbed Aunt Li.
"Jiang Dongfang, please don't look down on me. I am a cadre who retired early, not a housewife. Du Weiguo is just an intern officer now. There is an officer on duty at night shift. He is a free man. Are you trying to trick me?"
"Then you can't leave your post without permission?"
"Is this called leaving one's post without permission? I'm so angry right now that he's the only one who can save me. I'm considered a retired cadre in the factory, so am I not within his scope of work? It makes sense both emotionally and rationally, right?"
"Lao Li, can't you do it in the morning?"
"Jiang Donglai, do you think I can wait until morning? I'm so angry."
"Okay, I'll bring you the person, but we have a three-part agreement, talk it over carefully, and you can't abuse or punish him with corporal punishment."
"Go quickly, don't talk nonsense."
Comrade Du Weiguo, who was bragging with Wang Xiao in the duty room, was startled when he saw the director with a big dark face suddenly appear.
Subconsciously I thought there was a big case.
"Director, is there a big case?"
"Well, for the human life case, Du Weiguo will follow me, and the others will patrol the night as usual."
"Director, don't you need a few more people?" Wang Xiao asked kindly.
"No need, there are too many people, and my skills are not good enough." Jiang Donglai walked in front with a big donkey face.
Du Weiguo felt that something was wrong at this time. If there is a life-threatening case, he should be taken with him. If someone has died, he must go to the scene with more manpower to seal off the scene. If there is no life, if he can only take himself with him, he must also check the equipment and weapons?
After leaving the security building, Xiao Du asked, "Uncle, did you sell me? No way? You are my biological uncle? I even gave you the red pandas to honor you."
"There's nothing I can do. If I don't tell the truth, I'll have to be a steamed bun for months, and my sticks will be battered, and I won't even be given any money for cigarettes."
"I don't believe it. Aunt Li never thought of it. You must have taken the initiative to sell it!"
"You can't hide this matter at all. That Yang Caiyu is more difficult to deal with than you. The whole family is an experienced investigator. They will expose you as soon as tomorrow comes. By then, I won't be able to run away."
"Uncle, then you can't sell me out! She has the ability, but she may not be able to expose it? Maybe she is quite happy."
"I can't bet with you. Your aunt is really ruining my life. You don't know. I smoke economy brand cigarettes every day. I put a paper roll on the butt of the cigarette and continue to smoke. I eat so many stick noodles that I can't even poop. come out."
"Are you so cruel? Where's your salary?"
"Your Aunt Li used to be the chief of the finance section. She retired early to take care of her children. She received all my salary on my behalf."
"Then what should I do?"
"Isn't it just a blind date to say a thousand words and ten thousand? After all, you just say that you don't like it and it's over. How big a deal is it?"
"It's that simple?"
"What do you think? What else can be done?"
"Uncle Jiang, remember, it was you who betrayed me today. I sacrificed my life because you refused to eat stick noodles."
"Rub~"
Comrade Xiao Du came to Jiang Donglai's house with a low eyebrow. When he saw Aunt Li, who was sitting on the sofa with a big sword and a golden knife, and was furious, he immediately gave up.
"Aunt Li, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you. You were so kind to me. You treated me like your own son. You even tried so hard to find a suitable girl and arranged a blind date for me. But I made up stories to deceive you." I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll come on time for the blind date tomorrow, just tell me what time it will be, and I'll take care of it."
"I~~~you~~~"
Aunt Li couldn't hold back her breath.
Du Weiguo said all the preparations, and his attitude of admitting his mistake was very sincere. The most important thing was that Xiao Du agreed to go on a blind date.
She actually had nothing to say, and held it in for a long time: "Don't lie to me in the future, it's so chilling."
"Aunt Li, I promise Comrade Lao Du that I will never lie to you in the future."
"That's pretty much it. Let me tell you about the girl's situation."
"Okay, you say."
"The girl's name is Yang Caiyu. She is a top student at Yan'an University. She is 21 years old. She is the same age as you. Her family is a police officer. She is 170cm tall. She is very beautiful and smart. The boys who have been chasing her since she was a child can all come from Sijiu City. It’s Tianjing City, but she just doesn’t like any of them.”
Du Weiguo listened and complained in his heart:
What the hell, Yang Caiyu, why don't you call me Liu Yifei? You're 170, that's the pork ribs and the flat bear. It's 135 kilometers from Beijing to Tianjing. One column can line up more than 100,000 people. Why are you bragging?
He said very humbly: "Okay, Aunt Li, I have remembered everything. Do I need to prepare a gift?"
"Oh, this is our first meeting. Isn't that too polite?"
"Auntie, no, it's more polite to give a gift when we meet for the first time."
"Oh, Xiao Du, you are pretty good at Zhou Da. Okay, what should I give you as a gift?"
"Auntie, I can prepare the gift myself. After all, it's my blind date. It has to be what I want."
"Okay, then prepare it yourself. Do you still have money?"
"I have no money, Aunt Li. I recently repaired a house, and I got acquainted with a younger sister. After working shifts, I ate in restaurants every day. Now the only thing left is Comrade Lao Du's bankbook that has not been touched. I borrowed it from Uncle Jiang a few days ago. He didn’t lend me the money, saying that if I persisted, it would soon be spent.”
"Jiang Dongfang, didn't you borrow the money from Xiao Du?"
"Ah, Auntie, I remembered wrongly. I borrowed money from Uncle Hao, but he didn't lend me money."
"You wait."
Aunt Li went back to the bedroom to get a stack of large amounts of unity, and without even counting them, she gave them to Xiao Du.
"You use it first. If you don't have enough, ask Aunt Li to get it."
Jiang Dongfang's eyelids jumped as he looked at a stack of at least a dozen large unity sheets. My monthly pocket money is only 15 yuan.
"Thank you, auntie, what time should I come tomorrow?"
"As long as you arrive before 11 o'clock, you can go buy gifts in the morning and be presentable."
"Okay, Aunt Li, by the way, Auntie, I seem to have left my cigarette at home when I was eating in the afternoon. It was a reward from the minister. I am going to ask someone to do something for me as a gift."
"Is it the white box of cigarettes?"
"Yes, Auntie, did you see it?"
Aunt Li returned to the room again. Jiang Dongfang gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard, don't go too far~"
Xiao Du said nothing.
Aunt Li took out two boxes of identical red pandas and handed them to Xiao Du together. One box of cigarettes doesn’t look good, but there happens to be another box at home. You can take it too.
"Thank you Aunt Li, I'll go then."
