Xie Fu raised his hand: "It doesn't matter."
The seventh lady continued: "In Wenren Ranch, men have to be robbed, and whoever robs them belongs to them. So for a handsome man like uncle, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back."
All the girls burst into laughter.
This kind of scene can easily make a grown man blush and feel embarrassed, but Xie Fu is used to being in a brothel and is not afraid of group fights but is afraid of being alone.
There are many people, and everyone seems to be generous and generous. You can also speak more casually in front of others, and it is easier to communicate feelings in a relaxed and lively way.
"We hold a Hunting Festival every year there."
"Hunter's Day?"
"You just treat men as prey."
"Sounds interesting."
"The most handsome one will naturally be hunted by a lot of women. The ugly ones are standing in front of you, and no one will hunt you."
Xie Fuxiao asked: "Wouldn't that ugly man never get a wife?"
"There is a Hunting Man's Day and a Hunting Girl's Day. We especially respect heroes here. As long as you are a hero, you are not afraid of not being able to win the heart of a beautiful woman or marry a beautiful girl. My uncle has both, so he is naturally popular."
Xie Fu raised his hand and said modestly: "How can I be considered a hero?"
The eldest lady, Mrs. Wang, answered: "When it comes to recruiting brides for the royal family, my uncle outdoes all the other heroes and comes out on top. He is not a hero. Who can be considered a hero?"
"Sanfei even told you this."
The Seventh Madam said hurriedly: "Tiantian told me everything I could say, even uncle's temperament and hobbies."
What kind of hobbies can a man have other than drinking and sex? To be honest, as a man, Xie Fu is quite embarrassed.
Wang said lightly: "I knew that my uncle was an upright man, so I had the courage to ask my uncle to make the decision for us."
Xie Fu changed the subject: "Seventh younger brother and sister, let's talk about this Hunter's Day."
"Actually, the Hunting Festival was originally to encourage women to be good at riding and fighting. Not far from the Wenren Ranch, there was a wild tribe called the Tiger tribe. They often went down the mountain to loot and rob women. The men in the tribe often died in battle, and over time, the tribe's members There are more women than men, and men are no longer able to protect women, so women have to pick up weapons and learn to kill the enemy, and secondly, they can protect themselves. Over time, this hunting festival has become a routine."
Xie Fu joked: "It seems that men can also be motivation."
"Of course, it won't work if you don't practice hard. Who wants to stay alone in an empty room?"
After all, the eldest lady Wang is a lady from a famous family, she coughed to remind her.
"Oh, uncle is not an outsider, so there is nothing we can't say."
Xie Fu smiled, "Seventh younger brother and sister, this is nothing compared to what you just said at the door."
Perhaps they had known Xie Fu from Cui Sanfei for a long time. The nine ladies were very familiar with him, and they were not too out of the ordinary. When they first met, it was as if they were chatting about family matters.
While they were chatting, a voice came from a distance: "Brother...brother..."
A voice came from outside the hospital. After calling Big Brother more than ten times in a row, Cui Sanfei came to the hall.
The strong aroma of alcohol immediately filled the hall. Cui Sanfei's hair was not in a bun, her clothes were not neat, and there were lip marks on her face. It looked like she had just been pried out of the beauty's nest.
When the ladies saw it, their expressions were all displeased.
Xie Fu stood up, and Cui Sanfei hugged him fiercely: "Brother, you are finally here. I have been waiting for this day for a long time."
"I will definitely come if I say I will come."
The two exchanged pleasantries, and Cui Sanfei turned to look at his wife and concubines: "We've all met before."
Xie Fu smiled and said, "I've seen you. You're not at home. My brothers and sisters will take care of you on your behalf."
Cui Sanfei asked the girls in a deep voice, "Is this rude?"
The seventh lady lowered her head unconsciously as she listened, fearing that Xie Fu would reveal what happened at the door.
Cui Sanfei said in a deep voice: "Lao Qi."
Xie Fu interjected: "My brothers and sisters were very kind and courteous. The seventh brother and sister were afraid that I would be cautious, so they even told me about the customs and customs of Wenren Ranch to relieve my boredom."
Cui Sanfei immediately smiled: "Okay! You haven't forgotten what I said. This is my eldest brother. I can take care of whoever you offend in the world, but you can't offend my eldest brother."
Wang said softly: "Ms. sir, you have said this a hundred times, and my ears are getting calloused."
"Auntie, go prepare the banquet immediately."
"Already prepared."
"Brother, let's eat and chat over there."
Everyone moved and as soon as they took their seats, Cui Sanfei asked his nine wives to toast Mr. Xie one by one.
After the toast, Wang was left alone to accompany the others, and Xie Fu took the initiative and said, "Let the other brothers and sisters sit down and eat together."
Hey, the nine girls were all shocked and surprised when they heard this.
Seeing the eight girls standing motionless, Xie Fu thought they were being cautious and polite, so he smiled and said, "Everyone, please sit down."
But the eight girls looked at Cui Sanfei in unison. Cui Sanfei was facing Xie Fu, his face turned sideways so that his frontal expression could not be seen, but his fat and flabby muscles were a little tight at the moment. After pondering for ten breaths, he said, "Okay."
Hearing Cui Sanfei's response, Jiu Nu's expression was shocked, followed by anger.
Cui Sanfei looked at the eight women who were standing still and said coldly: "Sit down!"
Xie Fu also noticed that the atmosphere suddenly became solemn at this moment, and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with you? It's weird. We're just having a meal together."
Just have a meal together! Some meals cannot be eaten together!
In Chang'an, when the host hosts a banquet to entertain friends, concubines are not allowed to serve at the table, except for the wife.
If a guest takes the initiative to ask a concubine to come to the table and eat together, it is a hint to the host that he is interested in the other concubine and hopes that the other concubine can fulfill his wish.
A concubine is a man's accessory. Even if he has a son, he is still a concubine. Among the powerful people in Chang'an, it is common for them to give away concubines.
The wife is an eight-carriage sedan chair, married by a matchmaker, and is equal to her husband in status, and the son she gives birth to is also a direct descendant of a noble family.
This is why Xie Fu violated the law in the first place, and Ming Media was marrying Tantai Heqing. Although it was not a precedent, it still required great courage to violate etiquette and law.
Cui Sanfei whispered in his ear: "Brother, do you like any of them?"
When Xie Fu heard this, he slapped the table and stood up: "That's nonsense! You can't bully your friends' wives. What do you think I am!"
This shot made the hearts of the nine women jump out of their chests, but they fell steadily again.
"You damn fat man, I treat you as a brother, your parents are my parents, your wife and children are...you have confused me!"
Seeing Fu Xie's face flush with anger, Mrs. Wang hurriedly said: "Uncle, you don't need to explain, we know what you want to say."
Xie Fu immediately cursed: "You know what a fart! You...you...why didn't you even fart just now?"
Seeing Xie Fu's hesitant words, the girls couldn't help laughing, but they were deeply shocked. They all persuaded him in unison: "Uncle, calm down."
Cui Sanfei said loudly: "Brother, it was me who was vulgar and dishonest. I will punish you with three cups of wine to make amends to you."
As he said this, he drank three glasses of wine in a row.
Xie Fu pointed at Cui Sanfei and scolded him: "Look at your behavior now. Your clothes are disheveled, your hair is not tied up in a bun, and you are smelling of alcohol. You go out and fool around all day long. Where do you leave your wife and children at home?"
Xie Fu's angry look at this moment was not an act. Cui Sanfei said hurriedly: "Brother taught you a lesson."
When the girls saw their uncle pointing at their husband's nose and scolding them, they all thought to themselves, uncle's words really have weight. Looking at Chang'an City, who dares to curse their husband like this, and he can obey his instructions well.
"You have nine beautiful, well-informed and sensible wives. They are your blessing. How can you not cherish them? I warn you, be a human being."
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xie Fu also completed the tasks requested by several younger brothers and sisters.
"Yes, yes, yes." Cui Sanfei, who was usually arrogant and domineering, was as honest as a mouse when meeting Xie Fu.
"I'm done with my meal, so I'm leaving!"
Seeing that Fu Xie was about to leave, Cui Sanfei reached out to ask him to stay, but Fu Xie brushed him away.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampmp wins wins wins balls,” the girls quickly stood in a row to stop him: “Uncle, don’t go, don’t go.”
"I'm not your uncle anymore, don't call me uncle!"
The seventh lady’s fierce character showed through: “Uncle, you are not allowed to leave.”
Xie Fu glared at the seventh lady, which made the seventh lady panic, but she did not back down: "Uncle, you are not allowed to leave until you explain clearly!"
Xie Fu returned to his seat and sat down: "What do you want me to explain?"
Mrs. Wang stepped forward: "Uncle, I'm here to explain that in the Chang'an concubine's house, you can't just sit at the same table with guests. We misunderstood and thought that you, uncle..."
Xie Fu asked: "Why?"
Mrs. Wang couldn't help but smile at this moment: "I thought you wanted to ask for a concubine."
When Xie Fu heard this, he stood up suddenly: "That's nonsense! When will I take a concubine? I said I will take a concubine!"
Seeing Xie Fu's angry and wronged expression, the girls couldn't help laughing.
The seventh lady explained: "It's a hint."
"hint?"
Xie Fu waved his hands and turned around: "Why is it so much trouble to have a meal at your house?"
The girls couldn't help laughing again, and their laughter diluted the solemn atmosphere.
When Xie Fu turned around, he secretly winked at Cui Sanfei. Cui Sanfei immediately understood and stood up, slapping the table: "I didn't misunderstand!"
The girls were puzzled and finally suppressed it. What kind of nerves did their husband have?
Cui Sanfei said angrily: "I was just testing you just now. If you really dare to ask for it, I will break up with you. Although they are concubines, in my heart they are as inseparable as my wife!"
As soon as these words came out, some of the eight girls were so moved that their eyes turned red. No matter whether their husband was a human or a ghost outside, he always treated them very well at home.
After Cui Sanfei finished speaking, he suddenly opened his arms and hugged Xie Fu: "You are worthy of being my good big brother, and you are the only one worthy of being my big brother."
Xie Fu was almost turned into a meat pie by this damn fat man, but everyone ended up happy.
The seventh lady said softly: "Uncle, what should we do now? Should we sit down or not?"
"Sit down, please call me uncle. We don't have this rule, and we don't have this hint."
Cui Sanfei smiled and said: "Sit down, sit down, sit down."
The two talked about their first encounter in Jinling, Xie Fu talked about Yangzhou and Suzhou, and Cui Sanfei talked about Chang'an.
Jiu Nu had no part in interrupting, so she just joined in the fun and listened quietly.
I also noticed that my husband-in-law was different from usual. He was usually manic and excited, but now he was filled with a kind of happiness that was almost flowing and gentle. If it weren't for his fat figure, he would almost give off the temperament of a humble gentleman.
Oops, my uncle is so charismatic. Conquering women is nothing, but being able to conquer your husband is the true character of a hero.
Thinking of the word "conquer", the girls couldn't help but tremble in their hearts. The seventh lady approached Wang and asked in a low voice: "Sister, do you think your husband will like men?"
Like men?
