He walked to the wall and stopped, looking around.
Perhaps affected by the man's behavior, even though he was far away, Shaluo couldn't help but lower his voice and said: "Fifth Princess, he shouldn't want to do anything bad."
The fifth princess chuckled: "It looks similar."
"Poison?"
The words Shaluo said were like ridicule, "But he doesn't know that Fifth Princess, your holy body is invulnerable to all poisons."
The fifth princess didn't respond, but her pair of deep blue eyes, with thick curved eyelashes fluttering like stars twinkling.
The man stood in the corner for a while, and then sneaked around for a while. He didn't do anything, but after looking around, he moved to another corner, where there was a pomegranate tree blocking it.
It is early spring, and the pomegranate tree has just sprouted new buds, and you can still see them clearly under the sparse branches.
He seemed to have taken off his belt, then lifted up the hem of his robe, spread his legs slightly, and then remained motionless.
They had never seen a pig running or eaten pork before. The two women were stunned. They didn't expect that what they had been waiting for for a long time was this scene.
This man stood motionless for forty or fifty breaths, which made Shaluo doubt her judgment again and murmured: "It shouldn't be. How can anyone urinate for such a long time?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the man's shoulders shrugging and his waist shaking vigorously.
This tremor made the fifth princess blush and turn around, fearing that she would see an even more dirty scene.
"Fifth Princess, look! Look!"
"What are you looking at!" The fifth princess's soft and melodious voice revealed the shyness of several little daughters.
"No! Look, Fifth Princess!"
"Don't look! I'll get sores after looking at it."
Shaluo said directly: "He packed up the urine. It's such a big pot."
The fifth princess said, turned around and looked, and as expected, she was a little angry as Shaluo said: "It's really vulgar!"
"Fifth Princess, you don't have to take the warlock's words to heart. If this person is the destined one, just commit suicide."
The fifth princess was silent. This man was indeed the first man she met after her death.
At this time, the two girls saw him mixing urine with sand and playing with mud. His behavior was unexpected, and they couldn't guess what he would do next.
Watching this man playing with mud, the fifth princess also remembered her distant childhood, and a smile appeared on her lips. When she realized that he was playing with urine, a strange expression appeared on her face.
What’s the best thing to get rid of sheep’s irritation? Urine! This is one thing that overcomes one thing, and it is more effective than any condiment.
Mr. Xie smeared the raw lamb breast with wet mud, wrapped it tightly, then lit the fire and sent it to the kiln for smoking.
As the mutton oozes oil, the sand and soil will stick together, which will have the effect of separating the meat and sand. Now we just have to wait.
When the two women in the attic saw this scene, they were stunned. Sheluo said, "Fifth princess, it turns out that he wants to tease you and wants you to eat his urine."
At this moment, the fifth princess really wanted to look in the mirror and see what her expression was like. Although the cultures of different places were not the same, they still had a common understanding of things like feces and urine.
Shaluo snorted coldly: "This slave deserves to be put to death!"
The fifth princess said calmly: "He doesn't even know who I am."
Only then did Shaluo remember that except Prince Qi, no one else in Prince Qi’s palace knew the true identity of the fifth princess.
Time passed and the good food finally came out of the kiln. Xie Fu peeled off the cracked soil, and the smell of meat suddenly hit his nostrils, "What a strong smell of urine."
After the sheep's urine and urine were mixed and neutralized, the gas floating in the air no longer had its original composition, and the urine was no longer urine.
Xie Fu was drooling when he saw it, and he immediately brought it to Hong Ye and rewarded her with a meal.
But after all, it wasn't his thing. Seeing that the old maid hadn't come back yet, he secretly hid a piece and planned to let Hongye have a taste.
The fifth princess couldn't help but smile.
"Fifth Princess, you still laugh, what should I do?"
"What do you mean?"
"The urine mutton will be served later. Do you want to eat it or not?"
The Fifth Princess said with a forehead: "Shaluo, please come here."
After whispering, Shaluo smiled and said: "This method is wonderful."
The fifth princess smiled: "This is called reaping the consequences!"
"Hmph, fix him first and then put him to death!"
The fifth princess said calmly: "We'd better not make any noise. It's better to do less than to do more. Don't you think those ministers are not annoying enough?"
Fu Xie was waiting for the old maid to come back, when unexpectedly a woman wearing a Hu skirt and gauze came over. As she walked elegantly, her slim and graceful figure exuded a mature apricot charm.
Looking at her appearance again, her face is covered with black gauze, revealing only a pair of attentive light blue eyes. The gauze on her face is flowing and elegant, making people feel that there must be a charming smile under the veil.
She is obviously a beauty with unparalleled beauty. Looking at the complex colors and exquisite materials of her beard skirt, Xie Fu already knows that this is probably the lady the old maid mentioned.
As for the identity of this lady, she is probably one of Qin Chuzhen's secretly kept singers.
Both brothers liked this bite. The beautiful apricot orchid is indeed a big appetizing dish, but I wonder if it will make you tired if you eat too much.
"Why are you staring at me and drooling!"
Xie Fu didn't expect that the other party would talk such nonsense when he opened his mouth. Am I drooling?
He stretched out his hand to touch the corners of his mouth, and there were indeed traces of water on them. It was probably because he had been dry by the smoke at the kiln just now, so he moistened his lips with saliva.
Xie Fu smiled slightly and was about to speak when the woman suddenly snarled: "You perverted bitch, you're still smiling! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You're smiling and drooling. Anyone can tell." Your desires.”
This tone of voice didn't match Xinggan's figure at all, and he was a complete mess as soon as he opened his mouth.
Facing the woman's angry glare and scolding, Xie Fu suddenly became depressed: "Yes! I'm drooling!"
Shaluo was stunned for a moment and pointed angrily: "You admitted it!"
"But is it my fault that I'm drooling? No, it's his fault!"
Lelo looked at him with a dull expression as he excitedly pointed at the plate of pissed mutton.
"It's its fault. It's too delicious. The moment I held this plate of mutton, everything around me ceased to exist. All I could see was it."
"When I smelled the aroma, my body and soul were tightly framed by it. I was horrified that I, an ordinary person, could hold this plate of heavenly delicacies. It was all so unreal. "
"So...my heart...trembled slightly...and my mouth watered involuntarily."
Such touching words made Sarao feel that the man in front of her was confessing his true feelings to her, but it was a pity that his heart was just a plate of pissed mutton.
"So! Am I wrong!"
Xie Fu's frustrated voice made Shaluo take three steps back. At this moment, Xie Fu floated over, untied Shaluo's veil from the chin, revealing the bright red mouth, and placed a piece of mutton on the On her lips, she said in the gentlest voice in the world: "Madam, eat it while it's hot."
Bang...bang...bang...Zaro's heart beat hard, hitting her round chest hard, and she opened her lips as if she was bewitched.
The moment the tip of the tooth pierced the soft mutton, a fragrant fragrance rushed into the seven orifices and exploded in the mind.
too delicious! There are such delicious things in the world...
Don't tell me that I'm following the same old routine. I originally prepared other plots, but I felt they were too deliberately blunt and not enough to show sudden randomness. Eating was just a natural interspersion, and the plot with the fifth princess mainly showed a maniac.
In addition, the secrets hidden in the fifth princess also induced Xie Fu to be aggressive.
I don’t know if you can guess the identity of the fifth princess. In order to meet everyone's requirements for the female character, I also set a lot of restrictions on her.
As for the deeper identity of the fifth princess, I won’t spoil it.
(End of chapter)
