Xie Fu smiled and didn't answer, Lan Ning said excitedly: "Are you afraid?"
Xie Fu responded: "Come, let's see how many turtles Mrs. Lan Ning can draw on me."
Xiaobai chuckled and said, "I think there are at least ten."
Lan Ning asked: "Who comes first?"
Xie Fu smiled: "Madam, please go first."
"Okay, then I'll do the easy thing first, drop water on the iceberg, and look to the side with snowy eyes."
Is this easy? He clearly set a trap for me to fall into. Xie Fu thought for a moment, "The water is white and the spring is clear..."
Lan Ning interrupted: "Limited to ten knocks, Xiaotu knocks the cup."
Little Rabbit immediately picked up the chopsticks and tapped the cup, ding ding ding...
Xie Fu hurriedly raised his hands and said: "Hey, hey, hey..."
Soon, the little rabbit finished knocking ten times, and Lan Ning smiled and said: "The water is white and the spring is clear, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Xie Fu smiled bitterly, knowing that he had tricked her, but he had to accept the punishment and drink three drinks in a row.
Lan Ning smiled and said: "Where is the first turtle painted?"
The little white rabbit actually looked at Xie Fu's butt with evil eyes.
Instead, Lan Ning glared at the two women, wondering if he could think of me as a loose woman, and said, "Lie down, and the first turtle will be painted on your back."
Xie Fu lay down and exposed his back to Lan Ning, thinking to himself, don't even think about drawing a second one, it's my turn.
Bringing the pen and ink, Lan Ning drew a turtle on Xie Fu's back. The tip of the pen was soft, making Xie Fu laugh.
Little Rabbit joked: "If you are so ticklish, you will definitely love your wife in the future."
Lan Ning drew a big turtle on Xie Fu's back and chuckled: "A big turtle lying down."
The little rabbit joked: "A big turtle without a shell."
Xie Fu didn't quarrel with them and straightened up: "It's my turn to come first. It's getting late and the road is running out, and it's hard for a family with one person to survive."
This traitor is so difficult. He clearly wants to paint a turtle on me. Lan Ning immediately started thinking.
Xie Fu reminded: "Xiaotu, don't forget to knock a cup."
Xiaotu then knocked slowly and slowly.
Xie Fu said: "Your rhythm is wrong, it's too slow."
Lan Ning gave Xie Fu an angry look. He had such a strong desire to make me look embarrassed.
Ding…ding…ding…
Xie Fu counted, "It's already the eighth stroke, huh huh huh..."
This laughter conveyed the joy of succeeding in his evil plot.
How could Lan Ning let him get his wish? He smiled softly and said: "As time goes by, the two of us will live happily together."
Little White Rabbit immediately cheered, "Miss, you are so awesome."
Xie Fu smiled and said: "It's very reluctant."
Lan Ning raised her chest and asked, "Where is the reluctance?"
Xie Fu said: "This sunny day is very reluctant."
Lan Ning chuckled: "The grass is green, the flowers are blooming, and the sunny sky peeks out. Haven't you read it? One person is poor and the other two are prosperous. How can I force it?"
The little white rabbit giggled: "Don't force it! Don't force it!"
Xie Fu chuckled: "It's me who is shallow."
Lan Ning hit the snake with a stick and said, "I'll punish you for being shallow. Let's draw a turtle."
Xie Fu was stunned. Lan Ning had already picked up his pen and dipped his pen in ink, leaving Xie Fu no room for redemption.
"This time I painted the front, both the front and the back."
"Do I need to lie down?"
"Just sit still and don't move."
Lan Ning said, leaning forward slightly, with her chest on the table, she put her beautiful face to Xie Fu's chest, stared at it and started to draw, big turtle, big turtle, first draw the body of the turtle, and then draw the four turtles Feet, and finally the turtle...
The soft strokes made Xie Fu itchy, his body trembled slightly, and he felt a strange feeling of being unable to go up or down.
Lan Ning said: "Don't move, I've drawn it crookedly."
Xie Fu smiled bitterly: "There is no way."
Lan Ning looked up curiously and saw that Fu Xie's face was red. He didn't know whether he was drunk or drunk. He smiled secretly, and with the last touch of his eyes, he pressed a little harder on Fu Xie's chest.
Xie Fu stared! Gasp! When Lan Ning's brush strokes left, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although Lan Ning likes to tease men, this is the first time he has teased me so close. When he comes to his senses, he can't help but blush when he recalls the process just now. I don't know if he might have misunderstood me.
Fu Xie rubbed both sides of his chest like a porter rubbing mud to get rid of the numbness, and said impatiently: "It's my turn."
"Farewell to the grass, Miki joins the barren grass."
After hearing this, Lan Ning's beautiful eyes widened. Xie Fu's words were equivalent to making the word analysis order several times more difficult.
Originally, there was no limit to this number at the beginning. When he read [One], it was a coincidence that he said [Two], but when [Three Woods] came out, he had to pick up the fourth.
This is to punish her to death.
Where to look for this four, I'm afraid I won't be able to find it even if I look through the dictionary, let alone analyze the characters.
Gu Xiefu saw that the sound of knocking the cup had not been heard for a long time, so he said: "Xiaobai, don't cheat and let Madam Lan Ning lose her reputation. You can rest assured. Madam Lan Ning is so talented that she will definitely deserve it." .”
"Oh." Xiaobai responded and knocked.
Xiaotu glanced at Xiaobai. He was so stupid that he didn't even know that he had been betrayed by a man.
Ding... Xiaobai knocked for the ninth time and saw that Lan Ning had not responded yet. He looked towards Lan Ning and saw that Lan Ning was racking his brains, and then he realized that he had been fooled.
Xie Fu saw that the tenth blow had not yet landed, so he simply took over and struck the tenth blow himself.
Lan Ning came back to her senses and gave up. She looked at Xie Fu. He must be reluctant and would give me a step down. I am an oiran from Suzhou.
Xie Fu laughed heartily: "Hahaha, hahaha... it's my turn to draw a turtle." His tone sounded like a child with a strong desire to win.
With such pride, even the little white rabbit couldn't help but glare at him. He's a heartless man. Sitting opposite you is Ms. Lan Ning. It's too late to hurt.
Lan Ning even raised her head and raised her chest, "I don't believe you dare to draw a turtle on me."
Xie Fu's drunken eyes were dazed, and he looked at Lan Ning, who had a beautiful figure and a peach-like sweet smell, but he really couldn't find the place to write.
When Lan Ning saw it, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, her eyebrows as fine as silk embroidery were slightly raised, her beautiful eyes were a bit provocative, come and paint, come and paint...
Xie Fu's eyes finally fell on Lan Ning's face, a stunning face that haunted the man.
Lan Ning was slightly nervous, but said proudly: "What do you want to do?"
"Ms. Lan Ning, don't get me wrong, I just want to draw a turtle."
Lan Ning was greatly hurt when he heard this. I am the oiran from Suzhou, and you just want to draw a turtle! Shouldn't you be full of evil thoughts, which her pride could not accept at all.
"How about painting it on your face?"
Xie Fu said that he had already picked up his pen and dipped his ink in it.
Lan Ning looked at the ink-stained brush strokes and slowly came closer to her face. His eyes were slightly lowered, and his big beautiful eyes looked a bit pitiful.
Anyone who saw such eyes would not be able to bear to do anything. Unfortunately, Xie Fu was already half drunk and could only see turtles in his eyes.
When the soft brushstrokes fell on Lan Ning's face that could be easily broken, those pitiful eyes became a little more aggrieved.
As Xie Fu finished his strokes, Lan Ning's eyes became filled with resentment and stubbornness. He bit his red lips tightly and refused to say even a word of begging for mercy. You are so cruel to me. I……
Little White Rabbit originally thought that Xie Fu was just scaring Mrs. Lan Ning, but when she saw that Xie Fu was really willing to do it, she was dumbfounded!
Worse than a beast! Such a beautiful lady, Lan Ning, was willing to paint a turtle on her beautiful face.
Mrs. Lan Ning has a reputation of being the most beautiful woman in Gusu. If you want to see her once in a while, the offer of a hundred taels of silver depends on her mood.
Even if he saw her, he would be scolded and insulted.
Although Mrs. Lan Ning likes to abuse men, abuse their faces, abuse their bodies, and finally abuse the hearts of all men in Suzhou.
But men are so mean. They have to give her money to torture her, and they still laugh and feel proud of it.
But at this moment, Mrs. Lan Ning is being abused,
How could Chu Chuzhi, whose eyes were so full that they were almost dripping with water, do it?
It is no exaggeration to say that even the executioner will be soft-hearted and drop his knife when he sees it.
But this feeling is so wonderful, like breaking some impossible taboo, and there is a kind of unexpected happiness.
Xiaobai and Xiaotu looked at each other, feeling the impact of this wave, which made people's hearts tremble, and painted a turtle on Mrs. Lanning's face! I can't even dream of it!
Xie Fu put a lifelike little turtle on one of Lan Ning's cheeks.
Lan Ning became very calm at this moment and even painted.
Xie Fu brought a glass of wine to Lan Ning and said, "Ms. Lan Ning, don't forget to drink the fine wine."
Lan Ning took the wine glass and looked at the figure in the glass. The little turtle swaying on the pretty face looked as alive as if it was paddling in the water.
Xie Fu asked: "How good is this turtle?"
Lan Ning smiled sadly: "Young Master is good at painting." But in his heart, he asked ten thousand questions, "Is your mother okay?"
"Just average, third in Yangzhou. The main reason is that Mrs. Lan Ning's face is tenderer and thinner than paper."
Lan Ning drank it all in one gulp and said with a murderous tone in his voice: "Come again!" This time I will paint in your indescribable place!
…
The little white rabbits sighed in unison: "Alas, Mrs. Lan Ning lost again."
For some reason, there was a hint of excitement in the voice. The two women held each other's hands, their fingers intertwined tightly, their hearts were already pounding, it was coming, this magical moment was coming again.
The moment when something extremely beautiful is defiled and destroyed! The excitement that turns everything upside down!
Lan Ning took a deep breath when she saw Xie Fu holding a pen with ink. He had already drawn one and wanted to draw a second one.
Suzhou Oiran, are you shameless?
So cruel!
Xie Fu held Lan Ning's chin and asked her to turn her face slightly, "Come on, draw the other side. The one just now is only a male, and this is only a female. One male and one female are in pairs."
"Yangzhou talented man! Make your paintings more beautiful!"
Lan Ning's cold voice made people's hearts tremble, and it almost turned into ice. She was already a little angry now. Strictly speaking, it was anger. It wasn't that he refused to admit defeat, but that he didn't hesitate at all.
Is this how you respect the oiran? Is this your attitude towards stunning beauties?
Xie Fu couldn't hear anything. He was drunk and insane now. In his opinion, this was just a game.
Soon a beautiful little turtle appeared on Lan Ning's face.
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