Chapter 127: Beautiful man’s clever plan, ten intestines in the hole

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Tianshu Xianglingshen!

Old Aries!

The two are actually one kind, and it is exactly the god that Tuotuo worships.

His status in [Wanfajiao] is just like that of Tuotuo in Dayuan Dynasty, and he is also the prime minister.

Although the deer girl is also an evil god, she came here with the intention of seeking a mate, so it is normal for her to trap her.

But should such a special evil god from outside the world have any weaknesses that would allow him to voluntarily be canonized?

As soon as Ge Xian had doubts in his mind, the Six Thieves' explanation came:

"Actually, it's not difficult at all to get that [Deer Girl] to take the initiative to be granted a title and join the Wanfa Sect as a cow or a horse, as long as that treacherous and shameless old white sheep is willing to sacrifice some male sex."

"That's right, it's a beauty trick, it's very effective, not to mention the deer girl's appearance is very good, even among the many goddesses in the world, she is also good-looking, but the old Aries is pretending to be noble, he is obviously a virgin god, and he still doesn't want to To sacrifice one's life is a waste of resources."

"It may be that the old Aries is not good enough, or he is a manly man."

"He's not good at it. Our junior looks good at it, but smells like a lecherous person. How can we not take advantage of him if he has such an advantage?"

"You're in luck, kid. Since you don't know where you got the [Sleeping Immortal Lineage's] tricks from, I guess you've already mastered the magic of dreaming, aphrodisiacs, and more."

"If you fall asleep and seduce me quietly, you can achieve success."

Before this, the six thieves would shut up after finishing speaking and wait for Ge Xian to show off.

But this time, it seemed that he was having fun and kept making noises.

"Wait a minute? If this kid turns into the appearance of Old Aries and successfully seduces the deer girl into the Wanfa Sect in his dream, wouldn't it be equivalent to him cheating on Old Aries from a distance?"

"How do you say that fellow believers are gods? Deer Girl thought she was following Old Aries into the religion, but her secret was revealed as soon as they met. Wouldn't this kid be miserable?"

"The canonized spiritual god cannot take revenge on the canonized person. The only one who will suffer is the deer girl herself."

"Hey, great fun, I like it."

"Boy, go quickly. The Deer Girl's cell is in the [Spring Water Cave]. She was born very much in line with the preferences of the Min tribe. I hope you will fall in love with her at first sight."



While listening to the noise of the six thieves, Ge Xian followed the route guidance and soon appeared in front of Chunshui Cave.

Still hidden three feet away, watching from a distance.

In the cave, there were flowers in full bloom, streams gurgling, and a sense of spring. According to the Six Thieves, the Wanfa Sect was worried that the Deer Girl would commit suicide, so they arranged such a scene.

At this time, Ge Xian also saw the appearance of the deer girl. She was indeed a very beautiful goddess as the six thieves said.

Her lower body is that of a deer, and her upper body is that of a human woman.

She has a delicate appearance, a holy temperament, and a pair of exquisite antlers on her forehead. Looking down, her figure is enchanting. She is occasionally seen in the spring, wearing a robe made of spring grass and flowers, and the strong divine energy comes from it. Welling out of the body... Even if a mortal comes here to see it, he can guess that this is a god, not an evil spirit.

After Ge Xian saw him, he immediately felt the urge to get close and all kinds of desires in his heart.

This made Ge Xian's evaluation of [Deer Girl] rise to a new level. Although he has dragon blood in his body, his sexual desire is not deep.

It was extraordinary to be able to make him desire and have offspring with her just by meeting her once.

But because of this, Ge Xian was extremely wary.

Looking at the foreign minister, it seems that the deer girl is not as much of a threat as the "black boy".

In addition to the bad ideas given by the six thieves, it is not difficult to subdue him.

But for some reason, Ge Xian always had a premonition of danger in his heart.

He was not stupid, and had no intention of acting on the idea given by the six thieves. Instead, he first ordered the rat man to go farther away with the yellow-covered book and the black brush.

He himself walked a little further and cast Sleepwalking Heaven and Earth again for divination.

This time, it didn't take long.

With only half a stick of incense, Ge Xian suddenly woke up, with a look of fear on his face.

He stood up immediately, took one last deep look at the "deer girl", then turned around and left.

The reason why he was so frightened was of course because of the horror and danger inside.

In his dream, he performed many deductions and divination, and almost every time he died suddenly. The reason why the few survived was because he did not get involved with the Deer Girl.

This movement in his dream also gave him a faint glimpse of the deer girl's legs.

"It's right for the deer girl to seek her husband, and it's right to have a clone with evil thoughts, but there must be some kind of terrifying curse attached to him."

"As long as you have sex with him or become his 'backup', you will only die violently, without exception."

"No wonder the [Tianshu Shangxiang Spirit God], who claims to know the weaknesses of hundreds of millions of ghosts and gods, has the power to coax him into the Spring Water Cave with a trick. He doesn't dare to meet him or become his alternative."

"I just don't know. Did the Six Thieves do this on purpose, or were they also deceived?"

With various thoughts, Ge Xian met with the six thieves.

The six thieves were all very angry at being sent away.

"What a lustful and slutty junior. The matchmaker throws the couple over the wall when they fall into bed with each other?"

"Eating alone is okay, kid."

"Tell us, how does the deer girl taste?"

"What? You gave up, you were so stupid."

These words seemed to confirm that the six thieves were also deceived.

Just when Ge Xian was thinking about the decision, the Divine Prison of Ten Thousand Dharmas suddenly trembled again, and the joyful Taoist sound once again spread to the ears of all the candidates in the cave.

"Congratulations to the Great Sect of Ten Thousand Dharmas for adding a new spiritual god."

"This god's name is [Silkworm King]. He is an evil god from outside the sky. Although he is inferior, he has great potential."

"The canonized person: Wang Bao."

When one thing goes well, there are two. After Ge Xian's success, it is normal for a second canonized person to appear.

Ge Xian was not surprised after hearing the message. In fact, he originally thought that the first winner would be Wang Bao or Chang Skull.

Behind both of them is the ferocious and violent [Heavenly Blood God], who can easily overwhelm some weak gods and voluntarily be canonized and taken in by Wang Bao and the other two.

As if to confirm his thoughts, immediately after Wang Bao's news, two more magnificent transmissions were heard one after another.

"Congratulations to our religion for adding a new god."

"This god's name is [Snake God], and he is an evil god from outside the world. He belongs to the lower class, and his potential is acceptable."

"Canonized person: Chang Skull."



"Congratulations to Wanfa Sect for adding a new spiritual god."

"This god's name is [Jizhituo]. He is an evil god from outside the world. He is a middle- and lower-class god with excellent potential and a good divinity."

"The canonized person: the most benevolent Taoist."



If only Ge Xian and Wang Bao were fine, after all, it was only the second day and there was plenty of time.

Unexpectedly, two people, Chang Broken Head and Huayi Zhishan, suddenly appeared, immediately making the atmosphere in the Endless Cave tense.

There was restlessness everywhere, and it was obvious that some candidates were getting anxious.

The six thieves in front of Ge Xian, after learning that three more people had succeeded and the names of those weak gods, were all anxious. While belittling the others, they also urged Ge Xian.

"They are all rubbish. Those who are responsible for the evaluation are those old people who have no eyesight at all. Let's forget about Jizituo. It is indeed good, but can the Silkworm King and the Snake God be compared with [Black Boy]?"

"Boy, remember to argue after you go out. Those two things are definitely no match for Black Boy in terms of grade."

"Stop being ink-stained. Since you have the lust and courage to canonize the deer girl, then hurry up and go to the next one."

"If you move faster, you'll have to grab it next. There aren't many weak gods in this divine prison that you weaklings can canonize. If you move slower, you won't even be able to eat shit."

"Let's be cruel, kid, go and canonize that [Shichang Lao] in Panchang Cave."

"Yes, yes, this is good. Let's take ten of them at once and see who can compete with you?"

When Ge Xian was urged, he only thought that the Six Thieves would once again give the name and cell of a weak god.

But he didn't expect that He would directly throw out ten lists.

What I didn't even expect was that it didn't sound like the target of a "weak god", with its origins and weaknesses.

"Shichanglao!"

"These ten idiots are also evil gods from outside the sky. Although they each have magical powers, their divine blood is from the same source. They are all transformed from the [intestine] of a powerful god, so they hang out together no matter where they go. Known as Ten Chang Lao."

"They came much earlier than us. According to their own boasts, they blended into the [secular world] during the pre-Qin period."

"When I first came here, because there were too many immortals and gods who were very active in spreading the Dharma in this world, they were worried about being killed casually, so they all hid very tightly and did not dare to show their faces at all. In some rural places, they occasionally hold tooth festivals and eat one or two people without daring to eat more."

"It wasn't until the Han Dynasty entered the Han Dynasty that these ten old guys came out to cause trouble, and finally got the ridiculous name of 'Ten Constant Attendants'."

"But I was overjoyed, and was caught by the Wanfa Sect. The Witch God lineage directly sent out the two gods Dayi and Di Jiang, captured them all, and imprisoned them in the Wanfa God Prison."

"They are quite stubborn. They have been tortured for so many years and are still unwilling to give in."

"Of course, these are ten idiots who have extremely long lifespans, and they want to use their own 'godly longevity' to teach those old things by spending all their energy to teach them."

"You are really stupid. Even if you really waste your energy, won't those old guys eat them together before they die?"



When Ge Xian heard this, he suddenly felt that he had gained a lot of knowledge.

Shichanglao, Shichanglao, could there be such an origin?

And what kind of god is it that can transform ten evil gods into one large intestine?

Just as he was thinking unconsciously, the six thieves continued to leak the secret:

"A hundred years ago, those of us evil gods who had served as traitors in secular dynasties were locked up in one place."

"It was also at that time that we found out the origins of these ten idiots."

"As for weaknesses, you might not believe it even if I tell you."

"They are afraid of filth. The filthier the things, the more they can torture and ravage their souls. It may even cause them to fall into the realm, lose their intelligence, and return to the form of [divine intestines]."

"They even told you this life-threatening weakness?"

After hearing this, Ge Xian asked in disbelief.

The weakness of [Shichang Lao] is indeed the darkness under the lamp.

Who would have thought?

The evil god transformed from a large intestine is actually afraid of filth?

When the six thieves heard this, they smiled and said proudly:

"Of course they didn't say it on their own initiative. You are also a monk in the lineage of the Art Master, so don't you know our ability to confuse right and wrong?"

"Although they are afraid of filth, it is not fatal. At most, it will be weakened after contact."

"The reason why it later turned into a fatal weakness is that they fell into our [Six Dust Obsession] technique."

"Use this technique to summon irrational thoughts and plant them deep into their souls."

"When they believe, the weakness becomes true."



As soon as these words came out, Ge Xian's eyes immediately widened, his heart and soul trembled, and he became more vigilant than ever before.

(End of chapter)