Which one is the shortest?

Style: Historical Author: It rains in my heartWords: 3855Update Time: 24/01/18 06:52:52
Han Qiuyan looked at Tang Tianli coldly. How could she take such a rude guy seriously? "What if I don't drink with you today?"

"Oh? It's really a great experience. I, a border officer who risked his life to defend the country, was underestimated by a prostitute. It's really speechless. I must let you drink a drink today!" After Tang Tianli finished speaking, he stretched his legs With one jump, the half-foot-tall stage came up instantly!

Han Qiuyan was startled. The height of this table was beyond the reach of ordinary people. This guy had skills! But the brothel's boss saw that this guy was here to cause trouble, and hurriedly surrounded him!

When the centurions who came with Tang Tianli saw that they were about to take action, they rushed forward one by one and stood beside Tang Tianli, but they did not dare to take action. They each pulled Tang Tianli's arms and clothes.

"Brother Tang, this is not a place for trouble, don't be impulsive!"

"Yeah, isn't it just drinking? Isn't it different for brothers to accompany you?"

Tang Tianli also became angry, "No, no one can help me today, I'll just let her drink!"

"Isn't it okay if I speak?" A voice came from a distance.

Tang Tianli turned his head and said, "No one...?" When he saw clearly who was sitting in the distance, Tang Tianli was so frightened that he almost bit off his tongue [Plop! ] He knelt on the ground with a cry, "Sir... sir?"

The other five centurions saw Zhao Xuanyi and Shen Wei clearly, and instantly knelt on the stage. They were all too frightened to raise their heads, wondering why they were so unlucky today? Why are adults here too?

Zhao Xuanyi stood up slowly and walked to the stage. He glanced at Tang Tianli and said nothing. Instead, he looked at Han Qiuyan and Sister Liu, "I'm really sorry. My men were drunk today and disrupted the business. Take a look at this." No matter how much money you lose, I will compensate you according to the price!"

When Han Qiuyan and Sister Liu heard that these people were Zhao Xuanyi's subordinates, their expressions immediately changed. "What are you talking about, Mr. Zhao? Nothing was damaged, just a few words, no loss!" Sister Liu said with a smile.

Zhao Xuanyi smiled and nodded, "Okay, then I'll thank you!" Zhao Xuanyi turned to look at Tang Tianli and the others, "Didn't you hear what they said? Why don't you apologize to them?" Zhao Xuanyi shouted coldly.

Tang Tianli turned to look at Han Qiuyan, "Girl, I'm sorry, I drank too much and said some things I shouldn't have said!"

Han Qiuyan also smiled, "It's okay. You can't tell the truth if you talk nonsense after drinking!" Han Qiuyan looked at Zhao Xuanyi and thought, is this Mr. Zhao from the civilized capital? He is indeed a talented person. "Mr. Zhao, the misunderstanding has been resolved. Qiuyan would like to have a few drinks with you. I wonder if you are free to come to Qiuyan's boudoir?"

Zhao Xuanyi smiled politely, "I'm really sorry. I'll be busy with other things later. Today I'm here to arrest these incompetent men of mine. I'll come back another day! Another day! Tang Tianli, get out of there!"

Tang Tianli and several others hurriedly got up and ran outside!

Zhao Xuanyi cupped his fists and said, "I'm so sorry! I'll leave first!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he turned around and left.

How could Han Qiuyan let Zhao Xuanyi go so easily? She thought to herself, "Mr. Zhao, please stay!"

Zhao Xuanyi stopped and looked back at Han Qiuyan, "Is there anything else, girl?"

Han Qiuyan jumped off the stage, came barefoot in front of Zhao Xuanyi, and smiled slightly, "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Zhao is talented and well-spoken. I wonder if I can reward Qiuyan with a poem? Let Qiuyan keep it as a treasure, so I can keep it!"

When Zhao Xuanyi heard this, his eyes showed disdain, "Young lady really want my poems?"

"good!"

Zhao Xuanyi nodded, "It's not difficult to write my poems. When Miss Qiuyan can surpass Miss Tang Rou from Zui Chun Tower, I will offer it with both hands and say goodbye!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he shook his sleeves and turned around. Just leave.

"This...?" Han Qiuyan was furious. What did this mean? If you can beat Tang Rou, write a poem for me? This is an obvious insult! Is this Zhao Xuanyi really...?

After Zhao Xuanyi walked out of Cuihua Pavilion, he saw Tang Tianli and five other people standing at the door. They all lowered their heads and did not dare to speak. Zhao Xuanyi came to Tang Tianli and tilted his head to look at Tang Tianli.

"Okay! Tang Tianli! Now he can enjoy life and come to the brothel to be cool!" Zhao Xuanyi said with a smile.

"Don't dare! I was just drinking with a few friends. I drank a little too much just now!" Tang Tianli explained hurriedly.

Zhao Xuanyi looked at the other people, "Are they them? They invite you to dinner every day and invite you to the brothel, just to get into the top one thousand every day?"

After hearing this, Tang Tianli was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, "Sir, this is not what happened. We just drank some wine, nothing else!"

"Yes, sir, let's just drink, there's nothing else to do!" Several other people also said.

Zhao Xuanyi looked at Tang Tianli quietly and shook his head with disappointment, "Tang Tianli, do you underestimate me? Do you even dare to lie to me?"

When Tang Tianli heard that Zhao Xuanyi's tone was wrong, he was immediately frightened, "Sir, I was just confused for a moment, and I didn't take anything. We were just drinking, and I didn't dare to take any money. Besides, these guys work hard every day. It's bad." There are just a few of them, so I’m just doing a favor and nothing else!”

After Zhao Xuanyi heard this, he snorted coldly, "Brother Shen, kick these five people's names off the training list directly. Tang Tianli will be fined half a year's salary. Starting tomorrow, Tang Tianli will train with the soldiers. No one who is impartial is worthy of being my subordinate!"

"Yes!" Shen Wei said with a smile.

"Sir? I know I was wrong. I never dare to do it again!" Tang Tianli begged for mercy!

Zhao Xuanyi glared at Tang Tianli, "I think you have experienced life and death with me. I originally reserved the position of Dark Night Qilin for you. I wanted you to enter directly, double your salary and double your treatment, but it seems you don't need it!"

"No, no, no, I don't dare to practice favoritism anymore. Please give me a chance. I really don't dare anymore!" Tang Tianli cried and shouted.

Seeing Tang Tianli begging, Zhao Xuanyi's heart softened. "Don't say I didn't give you a chance. Starting tomorrow, you will be selected together with all the soldiers. If you are not among a thousand, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking. , turned and left.

"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!" Tang Tianli knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Go back to the military camp yet!" Shen Wei said coldly.

"Yes, yes, I will go back immediately!" Tang Tianli stood up and said.

"Also, you guys, don't discuss these things in the capital. If the news is leaked, you will be killed!" Shen Wei shouted coldly.

"Yes! My subordinates know!" Tang Tianli left immediately with five centurions.

Shen Wei came to Zhao Xuanyi's side, "Young Master, I guess Tang Tianli is just a typical example. Sun Yan and Wang Yunlong all have their acquaintances. Can you remind me?"

"With the example of Tang Tianli, if they still dare to play tricks on me, I will punish them by you!"

"Yes, I understand!" Shen Wei lowered his head and said.

The two of them got on their horses and were about to leave. Suddenly a man came and stopped the horses. The man looked at Zhao Xuanyi and smiled, "Mr. Zhao!"

Zhao Xuanyi lowered his head and saw, isn't this a thug from Zui Chun Tower? "Hey? Why are you here? Do you want to see me for anything?"

The man smiled, "Well... my Miss Tang said that you must be working very hard in Cuihua Pavilion, and invites you to drink tea at Zuichun Pavilion!"

"..." Zhao Xuanyi's mind felt as if he was struck by lightning. He thought that good things should not go out, and bad things would spread thousands of miles. He had just gone to Cuihua Pavilion and was caught? If you don't explain it clearly to Tang Rou, you will probably be in big trouble!

"Ahem, okay! Brother Shen, let's go have a cup of tea and go home later?" Zhao Xuanyi looked at Shen Wei and asked.

Shen Wei laughed so hard that he almost fell off his horse, "Okay, it all depends on the young master!"

Zhao Xuanyi came outside Zuichun Tower. After dismounting, Wang's mother hurriedly came over, "Hey, isn't this Mr. Zhao? I heard that you have a new love recently, why are you coming to our Zuichun Tower?"

Zhao Xuanyi smiled, "Mother Wang, what are you talking about? I went to Cuihua Pavilion because I had something to do, and I didn't go there to find a girl? Do you think this is a misunderstanding?"

"Misunderstanding? Humph! Isn't it all a misunderstanding for you young masters to go to a brothel?" Mother Wang said with a look of disdain.

Zhao Xuanyi didn't want to continue arguing with her, so he rushed into Zuichun Building. As soon as he entered, Zhao Xuanyi found that there seemed to be many pairs of eyes looking at him. Zhao Xuanyi thought to himself, "I didn't do anything?" Why is it so famous in this stormy place?

"Hey, Mr. Zhao is here?" A man greeted Zhao Xuanyi.

"Hello!" Zhao Xuanyi didn't even recognize this person, and then several others greeted him. Zhao Xuanyi responded one by one, wondering who are these?

After going up to the third floor, he came to the door of Tang Rou's room and knocked on the door, "Sister Tang, it's me!"

Sequoia opened the door and saw Zhao Xuanyi. He smiled slightly, pointed inside, and made an angry expression. Zhao Xuanyi nodded, walked directly into the room, and closed the door.

Seeing Tang Rou turning her back to him, Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly ran over, "Sister Tang, I'm here!"

Tang Rou saw Zhao Xuanyi and glared at Zhao Xuanyi, "Mr. Zhao, are you done enjoying yourself in Cuihua Pavilion?"

Zhao Xuanyi sighed and sat on the stool, "I knew you were angry because of this!"

"Did I let you sit down?" Tang Rou shouted.

Zhao Xuanyi stood up in fright, "No! Can you listen to me? My men went to Cuihua Pavilion. There were some ulterior secrets between them. I went there to really deal with the matter! I was in Cuihua Pavilion just now I scolded them in front of the flower pavilion, if you don’t believe me, go and ask!”

Tang Rou didn't believe this. "Is Han Qiuyan's dance good-looking?"

"Okay...what are you looking at? It's like she has no bones, not as good-looking as Sister Tang!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he took Tang Rou's hand.

Tang Rou threw it away, then grabbed Zhao Xuanyi's ear and pulled it to her mouth. Just as she was about to speak, she suddenly remembered something. "Sequoia, step back, you don't need to wait here!" Tang Rou shouted towards the door.

"Yes!" A figure outside the door left.

When Zhao Xuanyi saw this scene, his eyes were very complicated!

Tang Rou pulled Zhao Xuanyi's ear to her mouth, "Mr. Zhao, you are so happy! What? You can't walk when you see other little girls? What do you think of me? After you get it, you start looking for the next one?"

"It hurts, Sister Tang, how dare I?" Zhao Xuanyi took off Tang Rou's hand and squatted beside Tang Rou's legs, "Why do you miss me so much? If I really fell in love with that dancer, how could I come out so quickly? ? I really went to do something!"

"I don't believe it!" Tang Rou said with a pout.

Zhao Xuanyi smiled, stood up and kissed Tang Rou on the lips, "I swear to you, if you catch me having anything to do with that swallow, will you just kill me? I really didn't go to see the girl, you and I If you find time to watch, how can you still have time to watch others? Don’t be angry!"

Tang Rou glared at Zhao Xuanyi and stopped talking. Zhao Xuanyi quickly stood up and looked at the chopsticks on the table. Zhao Xuanyi thought for a while, "How about I do a trick for you?"

Zhao Xuanyi took three chopsticks, broke two of them, then held the three chopsticks with both hands, covering the ends. "Come on, can you guess which one is the shortest? If you guessed right, I'll give you a gift!"

Tang Rou looked at the three chopsticks in Zhao Xuanyi's hand, smiled coldly, and suddenly stretched out her jade hand, came to Zhao Xuanyi's crotch and grabbed it, "This one is the shortest!"

"..." Zhao Xuanyi's face turned extremely ugly for a moment, and he threw away the chopsticks. "You've gone too far! Stop playing!" Zhao Xuanyi threw Tang Rou's hand away and said angrily.

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi so angry, Tang Rou smiled happily. This question is a fatal question for every man. "Okay, I'm not interested here. Let's go to Cuihua Pavilion to play!"

"What did you...?" Zhao Xuan picked Tang Rou up in a righteous manner, and then walked to the bed behind the screen.

"What are you doing? Let me go! Wuwu?" The rest of Tang Rou's words were covered up by Zhao Xuanyi's kiss! The two lay on the bed, and after a passionate kiss, Zhao Xuanyi let go of Tang Rou.

"Apologize to me!"

"Why?" Tang Rou asked, arranging her messy hair.

"You wronged me, I didn't do anything! You told me to go find a girl!"

"Hmph! If you have the ability, don't go until I believe you!"

Zhao Xuanyi pinched Tang Rou's chin, "If you hear that I went to another brothel in the future, you can do whatever you want!"

Tang Rou rolled her eyes, "Cut it!" Tang Rou pointed at Zhao Xuanyi's crotch and said.

"Um? How about we change it?" Zhao Xuanyi asked with a smile.

Tang Rou stared, "Don't you want to drink milk anymore?"

"I think what you said, A Rou, is very right. If I go to another brothel in the future, you can cut it directly. I agree!" Zhao Xuanyi said very seriously.

【Pfft! ] Tang Rou smiled and threw herself into Zhao Xuanyi's arms. Zhao Xuanyi dared to say such things, so it should be fine!