"Hahaha!" Ye Yaoguo laughed before he could say anything. "Didn't I hear that your third daughter got a son-in-law? My father specially ordered me to give gifts. I'm a stupid person and I don't know what to buy on the way. Hey, it's just right. I saw a coffin shop and immediately fell in love with this big coffin!"
"How good do you think this thing is? It's made of authentic Shandong mahogany. General Li, you are already very old. It is impossible to say that you will be sick or die on the battlefield that day. I am doing my best to show my filial piety. You will use it sooner or later." Right?" Ye Yaoguo was not afraid of Li Yukun at all and shouted loudly with a smile on his face, for fear that others would not hear!
As soon as these words came out, everyone was indignant, but no one dared to go up. After all, this was the third son of the uncle of the current dynasty. Who dared to fight? Enough?
Zhao Xuanyi originally came to watch the show, but when he heard that this kid was talking so much, he couldn't help it anymore. He looked at Li Hanyan next to him, and saw that Li Hanyan's pretty face was pale, his lips were bitten to the point of bleeding, and his eyes were filled with anger. It exploded, my whole body was shaking, but I just didn’t dare to go!
Zhao Xuanyi gently covered Li Hanyan's hand, "Daughter-in-law, who is this person? So arrogant?"
"Who is your wife?" Li Hanyan was full of anger and had no place to vent her anger. When she heard Zhao Xuanyi's words, she instinctively replied.
Zhao Xuanyi pointed at Li Hanyan and said, "You!"
"Me?" Li Hanyan secretly thought, she was so angry!
Zi Yuan walked up to Zhao Xuanyi at this time, "This person's name is Ye Yaoguo, he is the third son of Ye Yuanzhi, the uncle of the imperial court. Ye Yuanzhi's sister Ye Changlan is the most favored concubine Yongning by the emperor, so even if the general is angry, he does not dare to do that how is he!"
"Oh! His uncle's son, no wonder!" Zhao Xuanyi nodded, "Who is Ye Yuanzhi, General Qinghe? Who is greater, General Li or General Li?"
"Same size! But Ye Yuanzhi is the uncle of the state, so?" Zi Yuan said this, feeling helpless!
Zhao Xuanyi understood. It turned out that the unattractive man in front of him was a relative of the emperor. No wonder Li Hanyan didn't dare to take action? Now I can't even hit him, I can't even scold him! Zhao Xuanyi looked around, and all the civil and military officials of the court were watching here. None of the cadres dared to say anything, but most of them were just watching the fun!
Zhao Xuanyi thought to himself, why am I the son-in-law of the Li family now? It's time to show my skills, otherwise how can I get along in the future? "Zi Yuan, go and find Shen Wei and my servant Coyotito Zi!"
"Looking for them?" Zi Yuan asked in surprise, could Zhao Xuanyi have a solution?
"Go quickly!" Zhao Xuanyi glared at Zi Yuan and said.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Zi Yuan hurriedly started to search. In fact, Shen Wei and Xiao Xiaozi were always beside Zhao Mingqing. Everyone was watching the farce at the door. Zhao Mingqing kept sighing and didn't know what to do!
Zi Yuan hurriedly found Shen Wei, "Brother Shen, Master asked you to take Coyotito over, saying it's something important!"
Zhao Mingqing and Xu Yuchan looked at each other and wondered what their sons were going to do.
"Okay!" Shen Wei trusted Zhao Xuanyi unconditionally, so he pulled Coyotito and ran over!
Zhao Xuanyi looked at Li Hanyan and found that the girl was breathing heavily. It looked like she was almost mad to death. "Okay, why are you so angry? Look at your husband, I will help you get revenge!"
Li Hanyan turned to look at Zhao Xuanyi with a look of disdain on her face, "Revenge? Just you? Do you dare to hit him?"
"What are you fighting for? It's a big day! Look at me!" Just after Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, Shen Wei came over with Coyotito.
"Young Master, are you looking for us?" Shen Wei asked.
Zhao Xuanyi nodded and turned to look at Coyotito, "Xiaozi, this bastard is making trouble at my wedding. I plan to teach him how to be a man. I need your help. Are you willing?"
Xiaoguozi flicked his chin, "Young master, just come here. This person bullies others too much. Even if you want Xiaoguozi, your life will be in vain!"
Zhao Xuanyi nodded with satisfaction, "That's not necessary, it's not that serious. Just pretend to be dead for a while. You don't need to worry about the rest. Just treat yourself like a dead person!"
"Pretend to be dead? Is it so easy?" Coyotito asked.
"Yes, and I also gave you a new name. Now pretend to be dead!" Zhao Xuanyi said.
Coyotito also obeyed and just lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead!
Zhao Xuanyi took a deep breath and looked at Li Hanyan aside, "Learn a little bit. You fight and kill all day long. How can you look like a woman?"
Before Li Hanyan could refute, she saw Zhao Xuanyi rushing out. Zhao Xuanyi came to Li Yukun with a sad face. There were no tears in his eyes, but the facial features on his face were twisted and he sniffed: "Dad, who is this person?" ?" Zhao Xuanyi said with a cry.
Li Yukun turned around and saw that Zhao Xuanyi came out like this? But when he came in front of him, he had to speak, "Ah, this is Ye Yaoguo, the third son of my uncle! Third son, this is my son-in-law Zhao Xuanyi! The second son of Mr. Zhao Mingqing!"
Ye Yaoguo looked at Zhao Xuanyi and nodded arrogantly, "You are the one who married that tigress? You are so brave!"
Zhao Xuanyi waved his hands sadly, as if someone had just died in the family. "I was just thinking about what to do, and the Third Young Master actually sent this coffin. Third Young Master, this is for me, right?" Zhao Xuanyi reached out and touched the coffin. , doesn’t seem disgusted, seems to like it very much, and wants it very much!
This scene made everyone dumbfounded, wondering what happened to Zhao Xuanyi? Are you crazy about winning or losing? Isn’t it scolding you by giving you a coffin? Why did you take the bait? Isn't this looking for scolding?
"What is he doing?" Li Hanyan was very angry when she saw this scene. Could this guy be causing trouble for him at this time because he forced him to marry into his wife?
"Is Mr. Zhao crazy?" the maid whispered. Zhu Yuejun was also confused and couldn't figure out why he was here!
Zhao Mingqing broke into a cold sweat and thought, What is my son going to do? Don't embarrass me! With so many people here, how do you expect me to live from now on?
Ye Yaoguo looked at Zhao Xuanyi in front of him and didn't know what he was going to do, but since he liked the coffin, why not give it to him? Ye Yaoguo laughed loudly, "Yes, yes, I'm here to give you a gift. I wish you a happy wedding. Hurry up, get the gift for General Li's son-in-law, hurry up! What are you looking at?"
"Yes!" More than a dozen men carried the coffin down and placed it on the ground!
On the side, Li Yukun's eyes were bloodshot and he was about to vomit blood. He thought to himself, Zhao Xuanyi, my son-in-law, what on earth are you going to do?
Zhao Xuanyi took Ye Yaoguo's hand and said, "Thank you, thank you! You were so timely. You knew I needed this coffin and sent it to me. Thank you so much!" Zhao Xuanyi held Ye Yaoguo's hand and kept saying thanks. !
Ye Yaoguo was really frightened by Zhao Xuanyi's appearance. The corner of his mouth twitched and he thought, isn't this guy sick? "No...you're welcome! Sorry, ah, no! Happy wedding!"
Zhao Xuanyi let go of Ye Yaoguo's hand and turned back to look at the crowd, "Brother Shen, take Ye Yuanzhi out quickly!" Zhao Xuanyi cried loudly, his voice was heartbreaking and miserable!
What? Take Ye Yuanzhi out? Everyone is confused, what's going on? Ye Yuanzhi is here? Everyone is panicking. Uncle Guo is dead?
And Shen Wei took out Coyotito, who was pretending to be dead, and placed him next to Zhao Xuanyi, "Young master, bring it here!"
When everyone took a look, they saw a child lying on the ground. They didn't recognize him! Who is this?
Zhao Xuanyi was distraught and hugged Xiaozizi, "Ye Yuanzhi, tell me why your life was so short? I just got married, and you are so excited that you are so happy? My Ye Yuanzhi Ah!" Zhao Xuanyi cried until tears flowed down his face, and his nose was filled with mucus. His wailing voice touched everyone's ears!
【Pfft! 】Zhu Yuejun was the first to not hold back and actually laughed. However, when everyone present heard her smile, they immediately understood what was going on and bit their tongues one by one, not daring to laugh out loud.
Li Yukun, Zhao Mingqing, Li Hanyan and others immediately understood what was going on, and they all looked at it quietly, with the corners of their mouths slowly rising!
Ye Yaoguo saw Zhao Xuanyi holding a child and crying so hard that his parents didn't recognize him, but how could he call his father's name? He walked over and kicked Zhao Xuanyi on the back, "Hey, hey, why are you crying? My dad is alive and well, don't cry in fear!"
Zhao Xuanyi stared at Ye Yaoguo with tears on his face, "Who is scared to cry? Didn't you see the dead person? This is a child my family picked up on the roadside ten years ago. He said his name was Ye Yuanzhi. My mother was kind and took a handful back." Give it a try and feed it to the big one. Who knew that you would die if you were happy today? My Ye Yuanzhi! I'm sorry for you!"
"You said that for so many years, you have only eaten scraps and slept in doghouses in our house. My family is poor! There is no way for you to eat and clothe yourself, Ye Yuanzhi! I have raised you as my son since you were a child. , now that your father and I are married, why do you let me, a black-haired person, give away a white-haired person? No, let you, a black-haired person, go away? Who will eat the leftovers after you leave my house! Oh my god Na!"
Coyotito was lying in Zhao Xuanyi's arms. Hearing Zhao Xuanyi's words, he couldn't help it anymore and laughed. Zhao Xuanyi grabbed Coyotito's butt and squeezed it, so Coyotito stopped laughing!
"Hahaha...!" Someone finally couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. The other person who was laughing couldn't help it either, and laughed loudly, thinking that Zhao Xuanyi's move was too damaging!
At this time, Ye Yaoguo also heard what was going on. His eyes were as angry as an ox, and he was panting, "Okay, how dare you slander my father like this? I won't beat you to death today!"
After Ye Yaoguo finished speaking, he raised his hand and was about to hit him, but Li Yukun grabbed his arm. Li Yukun's eyes shot out two murderous auras: "Third Young Master, please stop. There is no law in the Ming Dynasty. Only one person can call a name, and others can't." You can call me Ye Yuanzhi, this is not disrespectful to my uncle, it’s just a coincidence!”
"Ye Yuanzhi! You died so miserably! Why did you die today? My son! How can you let me, a newly married father, live?" Zhao Xuanyi sat on the ground scratching his feet and crying, but The more he cried, the more others laughed. Even Li Hanyan couldn't help laughing!
"Brother Shen, hurry up and put my son Ye Yuanzhi into the coffin. After all, I have raised him with leftovers for so many years. I brought him home and put him in the lobby. I offer incense three times every morning and evening. I hope he will reach bliss soon. , I won’t have to raise him once!" Zhao Xuanyi cried.
"Yes!" Shen Wei almost bit his tongue until it bled, so he stopped laughing and walked over, picked up Coyotito and walked towards the coffin!
"My son Ye Yuanzhi! You died so miserably! Oh... God, you don't have eyesight, how could you let Ye Yuanzhi die?" Zhao Xuanyi was still crying loudly, and it was as if he was crying!
"You...you!" Ye Yaoguo angrily threw away Li Yukun's hand and looked at the people around him. They were still laughing. Ye Yaoguo knew that he could no longer take advantage, so he turned around and ran away angrily. A group of his subordinates also Then he ran away in despair!
